NEW SEXIER SEX DRIVE TRAILER
08.15.08Here’s the red-band trailer for Sex Drive, which has a little more footage than the last trailer. I’m still on the fence about this. James Marsden playing the tough guy is about as believable as Michelle Rodriguez playing a fairy godmother. But I’m a sucker for a good mascot-costume’s-mouth-is-in-a-different-place joke.
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why does the fucking donut have a sombraro??
Of course if you’re taking a sex drive, your dick should come equipped with GPS.
You are here.
*points to crotch*
I’ll tell you what, if Michelle Rodriguez were your fairy godmother, she’d probably give you a coach made out of a Jose Cuervo bottle and be more inclined to let you stay out past midnight.
get lost when navigating your dick?
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if Michelle Rodriguez were your fairy godmother, she’d probably give you a strap-on to get ‘used to’
If Michelle Rodriguez were your fairy godmother then you’re a bit of a carpet muncher aren’t you?
if Michelle Rodriguez were your fairy godmother, youd be receiving a collect call from prison
If Michelle Rodriguez were your fairy godmother, then your fairy godfather would be named ‘Helen’ and would wear a shitload of flannel.
Kirstie Alley will play the dairy godmother.
BOOSH!
I was disappointed to open this thread and find that Sex Drive Trailer wasn’t just a story about West Virginia families.
if Michelle Rodriguez were your fairy godmother, youre prob. driving a 92′ honda civic on 16" chrome hub caps in s. fernando valley.
If Michelle Rodriguez were your fairy godmother, she’d magically give you a bigger dick than hers.
if Michelle Rodriguez were your fairy godmother, you’re prob watching roseanne barr’s stand up in vegas.
New Up!
if Michelle Rodriguez were your fairy godmother, you’re prob on hormone therapy for your upcoming "procedure"
If Michelle Rodriguez were your fairy godmother, you might have an outside shot of a threesome with Lindsay Lohan.
If Paris Hilton were my fairy godmother, my magic coach would be a giant crab.
I don’t know how to play this game.
After realizing that “A movie that almost had Seth Rogan or Jonah Hill in it” was too long a title, producers went with “Sexdrive”.