NEW ROCKNROLLA SPOT
08.18.08
A new TV spot was just released for RocknRolla, Guy Ritchie’s latest film which will hopefully put the Madonna period in his life behind him and usher in a golden era of not sucking. The film stars Tom Wilkinson and Gerard Butler, and the TV spot has lots of thick Cockney voice over, which is a lot more fun if you picture the Geico lizard saying it.
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Not gecko…GEICO!!!
BTK, why do they still print newspapers? Has anyone ever heard of this swell invention called "the internets"?
Computer doesn’t work on the subway…
Over Madonna’s period!? I knew she was all ready into menopause…
That’s the first time I’ve seen Madonna and "not sucking" in the same sentence.
/shuffles off stage
This will allow Madonna to get back to her roots as a British Jew.
"will hopefully put the Madonna period in his life behind him"
So she went into menopause one month after meeting him?
TV spot has lots of thick Cockney voice over
I read this fast and it came out, TV has a thick cock over it.
Why can’t I stop thinking about dicks?
I had a Madonna period once. It was right in between my Tiffany period and my Claudia Schiffer period. Good times, good times.
I was cockneyed once. I tried to stick it somewhere I shouldn’t have and it bent 90 degrees.
Computer doesn’t work on the subway…
YET.
Madonna is the Uproxx of film making.
J-I saw that happen to this guy in a movie called "Back to Melrose Place". THis chick was on top of him all boing around, and then she came down on it wrong and the fucker went sideways and you could see the crease and everything, and OH MY KAHLESS I AM GOING TO HURL!!!!
Lance,
Gov one do.
I’ve said too much…
So did Guy Ritchie have Gerard Butler kick Madonna into a well or something?
"THIS IS DI-VORCE!"
I could have swore "cockneyed" is when you place your dick in the bend of the knee and fuck away at it….
Madonna was disappointed to learn that speaking with a Cockney accent does not involve felatio.
Newspapers, schmoozepapers.
It’s all about current events, and jobs, and where to live and buying cars and sports and stuff.
Who. cares.
Is that Dr. Mengelev on the right there?
Please lose the superfluos ‘v’ in my last post.
Thanksv.
and disregard the spelling of superfluous. It was that.
Tom Wilkinson was awesome as the disgruntled pirate with heart of gold in the movie, Batman Begins.
Computer doesn’t work on the subway…
Also, bums can’t use it for blankets nor can it serve as "gift wrapping" for teen girls’ prom night babies.
The New York Times should really put this on their masthead.
Check this out: http://tinyurl.com/5g4jkm
For all you gamers.
Sorry to actually dole out some news worth knowing about.
Later.
The great thing about Sven from Voltron is that he sounds like he was voiced by Apu from The Simpsons trying to do an Icelandic accent.
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
Sorry, He just blew His mind.
Most Madonna periods end up with a bunch of religious types claiming the stains look like the face of the Virgin Mary.
Most Madonna periods end up with a bunch of religious types claiming the stains look like the face of the Virgin Mary
Thus inspiring the video for "Like a Prayer"….
Or Dr. Mengele on the right up there in the banner pic! Holy shit!
Virgin Mary? More like Saint Lazarus.
nor can it serve as "gift wrapping" for teen girls’ prom night babies.
Not true. My old laptop swadled baby ‘Just the tip’ if by swaddle you meant they both fit in the dumpster behind KFC.
I once had a Madonna period. That is to say, no period. Then I claimed that God was the baby daddy.
TW-wtf was that financial shit about gaming? You fucking suck.
“Madonna & Child”?
“No thanks just the Madonna this time. I’m trying to lose weight”.
I thought this movie was based on Judas Priest’s first album. oh well, it still might not suck.
One game manuf is trying to buy another one, thus shitting everyone out of the better games.
Sorry, your majesty!
Sorry, your majesty!
The Mighty Fek’lhr accepts your sincere and humble apology, pissant!
Sorry to actually dole out some news worth knowing about.
Tengo, we Filmdrunkards are like Monks who have taken a vow to only get our news from this blog and/or John Stewart. And to make dick jokes. You in?
I apologize on behalf of TW for his post-mortal, lukewarm rape-age of this thread.
The banner pic reminds me of one of the crazies that used to wander my college campus. He was known as Fuck You Bob, mainly because he would spring up out of nowhere, give you the finger and mumble "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you".
So, we’re sitting in Taco Bell one day. Across from me is a man reading a newspaper (like the banner pic). I look up at him and notice a single finger raising from behind the newspaper. He sees me looking, I start to smile, and Bob drops the paper nodding his head like he just pulled off some stealthy, impossible mission.
No offense Stoney, but I’m not Jewish enough to "get" John Stewart.
I can’t blame Guy Ritchie. I’d want a handski with those sweet fingerless lace gloves too.
Actually, JHC, you are the essence of Jewish, and Jewish is the essence of beauty.
*MERMAN. COUGH COUGH. MERMAN*
New up – WITH TEETH
I’m sorry to break it to you, Jesus, but you are a Jew.