NEW CHOKE POSTER HAS PANTIES
08.06.08
IGN just premiered the UK poster for Choke, starring Sam Rockwell, based on the book by Chuck Palahniuk. The new Choke poster’s very much like the old Choke poster, the main difference being that the new one has panties. Oddly enough, the panties-halfway-down version seems way dirtier than the completely naked version. Maybe because I’m imagining that they’re moist. I guess what I’m trying to say is, all of a sudden I really want to bone a black chick.
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It doesn’t matter how they change it, i’ve already photoshopped my penis in Sam’s mouth anyway and that’s the way i’ll see it forever.
Guy’cha! Panties around ankles…it’s like a long, lost dream to Him…
*sigh*
I want to bone a black chick, but one that’s not so dark. What do they call them? That’s right, a white girl.
So….
Tell me, do you see three girls rolling around or a guy sticking his tongue out?
This is a test so the answer will determine if you’re a serial killer, like the "which finger is longer" test. Thanks.
I want to bone a black chick, but one that’s not so dark. What do they call them? That’s right, a
white girllatinaspic.fick-said, then I noticed it was still not quite right. SUPER FICK-SAID!!!
I can’t tell if he is blowing her torso, or if she is blowing his uvula. Perhaps it is both. THe Nobel Prize for Mathematics goes to the professor that can assign the appropriate numerical value to this new maneuver.
Panties? They fucking added panties to the poster!? Panties are for little kids, if they really wanted to turn up the boner factor, they would have slapped a pair of diapers on it.
This movie’s plot reminds me: Fek, have you been to Colonial WilliamsBorg’s new medieval section yet?
"It’s the Place Where Resistance is Fuedal!"
It behooves you to take care of your uvula.
and also Feudal.
Durst sho ga.
White, black, green or Siamese: I’m not too particular with the girls I bone, all I ask is that they haven’t yet reached a 4th grade reading level.
Good idea, Chodin. Once they can effectively draw your picture in art class, the mystery is gone.
So chod you bone models?
*Fek’lhr lumbers out of the dark corner sulking*
Good one, Lester. Qaplah.
*starts cutting self*
So chod you bone models?
Bah! The Rader Nation ALWAYS bones models!!! (Right after we skin ‘em!)
You know, that poster is bullshit. I don’t care who you are, in order to fit half a chick in your mouth, she definetely needs to be chopped up.
Nothinga worse than a hot chick who could easily just ride on her looks alone that goes out and gets all educated and shit. Haughty bitches.
You don’t choke if you chew.
f.y.i. – I bone model…trains. I just lay my dick across those tiny, little tracks and let the conductor do the rest.
15:24 & 15:25-tha shizzle!
Is that how you got your dick stuck in a bottle, Chodin, trying to fuck the tiny ship?
is this subliminal advertising…cuz i all the sudden want to eat pussy….and kill chicks
Pauly, I’ll fuck anything that makes my dork look b-b-b-b-b-b-b-beeeee right back you guys!
*chodin jumps out window. falls to his death*
::races past filmdrunk on his Green Machine::
Fuck work and Mike with a double dong!
Fek,
Rader’s Florist used to sponsor a little league team in my town 25+ years ago. They closed up about 10-12 years ago. Cool Dodger-like uniforms with "Rader’s" across the chest with the big sweeping ‘s’.
Is that how you got your dick stuck in a bottle, Chodin, trying to fuck the tiny ship?
Weren’t you listening to the dude’s story? He doesn’t fuck the tiny ships, he lets the tiny ships do all the work.
(It’s because the tiny ships wear all that provacative clothing.)
The best part is that I can only finish if I’m listening to ‘Tiny Dancer’.
New up, more Klingon depression
TW-I want a jersey like that SO bad.
I want Chuck Palahniuk to write my obituary: "…he lived very much the same way that he died, chugging shit from someones asshole. The heat, feeling so immense from the asshole, that it would actually singe chodin’s five o’clock shadow…"
Chod, I was in the same boat (pardon the pun) as you not too long ago, until I had an incident where I had mistaken a tube of Testors model glue for a tube of lubricant.
Needles to say, I still haven’t got the rim from a ’69 Camaro off my balls yet.
I still haven’t got the rim from a ’69 Camaro off my balls yet.
Arr, it’s drivin’ me crazy.
He wants to bone a literally black chick. Like a shadow I’m guessing. He’s into that "Hershey’s Special Limited Edition Dark" chocolate.
Me? I just have jungle fever. For more cowbell?
To be continued…
Beek, if you fucked up the punchline to that joke, it is genious. If you just fucked it up, I feel sorry for your mother.
Beek, if you fucked up the punchline to that joke on purpose, it is genious. If you just fucked it up, I feel sorry for your mother.
Those panties should have had skid marks, that’s so hot right now.