08.14.08 NEW BODY OF LIES TRAILER, STILL NO TRANNIES

Really? That guys name is Hamy Salami? Can you arrange an introduction?

Will Dicaprio and Crowe go ass to mouth? I won’t pay unless i see that.

Body of Lies sounds like a documentary delving into the lives of Thai Ladyboys.

I was really hoping ‘Body of Lies’ would be about my ex girlfriend and all of her horrible-ass, Spring Break tattoos she’s acquired over the years.

"Hana, are you sure that’s a family crest on your tit, because it looks like a fucking Taz tattoo?"

I really should read the headlines that are attached to these threads.  

*Checks in bag printed "30 Odd Foot of Grunts Jokes"*

Fuck, empty!

Crowe looks like his character from The insider.

P.S this looks prett good, it’s got splosions and shit.

Let the lies hit the floor! Let the lies hit the floor!

Looks like my Hawaii Five-O-style crime drama Body of Leis will have to be put on hold for a little while.

I get your from fucking Boston 

 WE ARE OVER IT!!!

In a perfect world, Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe would star together in Super Mario Bros. 2 .

I get your from fucking Boston

 WE ARE OVER IT!!!

That’s two strikes for you. 

I thought Body of Lies is about online dating.

I was hoping this would be Body O’Flies, a sequel in which Piggy rises from the dead to get revenge on all those cocksuckers for breaking his glasses and killing him.

DiCaprio hopes to one day to be able to make a movie where he interacts with people only on a cell phone while walking angrily down the street.

I like the Norwegian lutefisk epic better: ‘Body Full of Lye’.

I dont like DiCaprio all that much. I loved him in Departed, but not much else. Oh, Basketball Diaries.

Franco has a crotch of lies.

HAHAHA "Body of Lies" / trannies… I just got that now.  Who switched the regular with the decaf.

Will Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker be in Body of Rice?

This movie needs bank robbers who are actually surfer dudes but pose as presidents. Bohdi of Lies could be the title. I guess I’ll have to keep holding out for Point Break 2: Pointier Break.

Eibmoz — how about The Island? He pretends to be in a video game and he punches a baby shark in the face!

‘Body of Lies’ will be the name of my beachside airbrushing stand that specializes in painting shaded abs onto out of shape dudes.

isn’t it the Beach? Or was it called the Island in the US, cause it was called the beach here.

Also was the US "Don’t mess with Zohan" because it’s called "You mess with the Zohan" over here. Have they changed the title or did I just not realise what it was called?

My bad, The Beach.