08.06.08 MOVIE PITCHES: GUIDO BEACH
Every once in a while, a video comes along that makes me really proud of my people, especially the New Jersey subspecies. This one’s called Guido Beach, and though it’s not a movie yet, I’m keeping my fingers crossed. You know, if you see yourself on video and it crosses your mind that people could reasonably assume you’re a new Sacha Baron Cohen character, it might be time for a lifestyle change. I’m just sayin.
For some reason, they keep taking this video off line. I found it again here, if the embed below disappears.
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MOVIE PITCHES: GUIDO BEACH
Eibz, by not watching that video, you’re only missing out on the best orgasms of your fucking life.
*skeet*
Isn’t this from the people who brought us douchebag beach?
http://ca.youtube.com/user/DouchebagBeach
Cho, why do you tease me so?
Interviewer: Tell me some of your pet peeves.
Guido: Like my dog?
Michelle,
Mr. Softee is good for that.
When I was a kid, the ice cream man was really two super hot sisters that went around in tank tops in their little truck sweating and needless to say, they were really popular. One of my ex best friends’ dads bought a truck and eventually ran them out of business. I am so glad I beaned this kid a few years later playing baseball. Fucker.
Mr. Softee…don’t let the name fool you.
I wrote a blog about ice cream trucks.
I don’t care if i am late to this gang bang. This bitch is going to win an Oscar.
I just worry about all of those poor animals; That much hair product and ejaculate in the ocean must be damaging to any surrounding habitats. It must look like the Exxon LA Looks wrecked offshore when the sun hits the water, motherfuckers out there trying to clean the chemicals off birds with toothbrushes.
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