08.06.08 MOVIE PITCHES: GUIDO BEACH

The Mighty Fek’lhr is sure this video is hilarious to people like Lince.

Guido Beach - featuring 100% less Brazilian synchronized swimming twin hotties.

"I was a fuckin’ lumberjack, and I was okay."

Ah yes, Seaside Heights.  25% French Riviera, 75% Buick Riviera.

Wow.
Just     Wow.

After that first staticky cut, was anyone else hoping/expecting a Cloverfield parody?

I made it 1 minute 12 into the video. Do I win anything?

Dude, I know it’s long, but the ending is the best part.

Do some Italian mother purposely slam their son’s noses into a wall when they reach puberty as a right of passage?

I’ve seen Vince’s photo on facebook, so I ask this with all honesty, because his seems normal looking, unlike some of these bags of dicks’.

This will be good for the recession, as Jordache and Drakkar sales will be through the roof.

Seaside was definitely the Guido bomb capital of NJ. Belmar is a close second.

Since I’m outside of AC now, it’s Ocean City. aka, Philly on the Coast.

Now thumbs, that’s a different color of Sarah Jessica Parker all together.

I actually watched almost all of it. Vince? I thought you liked us. I’m going to stare at a Snorg girl for a half an hour to make the pain go away.

I’ll have to wait till i get home to savour the true majesty of this. I hope someone gets called a "fuckin’ mook."

Tengo - I didn’t know you were in Jersey too… 

Belmar is the underage version of Seaside, or at least it was.

Belmar officials actually outlawed Beer Pong… 

This is here?

On Earth?

OK Vince, you were right. I ♥ that chick’s mom. She should call me.

Steven Baldwin will sue to get his look back.

Dude, I know it’s long, but the ending is the best part.

I agree, it’s gold.  "Liquid gold".

Aimy, somebody’s been watching The Chin on Burn Notice, I see.

Great. Now Filmdrunk has turned into TheDirty.com.

Man it looks like there is a hell of a lot of "product" used on the shore.

I blew my knee out, tore my ACL, fractured my thigh, grew a second forehead.

Stoney,
I grew up in the war zone that’s Perth Amboy. I still joke that I’ve been shot at more times than most cops (3, to be exact). I’ve lived in Edison, Woodbridge, and North Brunswick. Now, I’m just outside of Atlantic City.

Oh, and that fucking mook (CB!) that’s from Edison with the popped collar and douchehawk should be sterilized.

Pauly, this is the typical north Jeresy asses we had to deal with growing up.

Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me? I shaved with an Etch-a-Sketch.