08.29.08 MORE REASONS TO HATE SELTZER-FRIEDBERG
Not only are Seltzer-Friedberg’s movies worse than cancer, now they’re insulting New Orleans or some shit. Because some people think releasing a film called Disaster Movie on the third anniversary of Hurricane Katrina is in poor taste. Writes Nikki Finke:
The studio that has hawked torture porn for years has now decided to make a buck off the suffering of hundreds of thousands of people, and on the eve of another terrible storm about to strike the Gulf states. “Around these Katrina-scarred parts, Aug. 29 is still — and will be for some time — a black-armband kind of day,” criticized Mike Scott, the movie writer for the local newspaper The Times-Picayune.
Well that’s enough for me. Burn the witches, burn them! I’ll bring the marshmallows! Meanwhile, Lionsgate of course pleads unfortunate coincidence.
“The film does not depict or parody any actual natural disaster, and the release date of ‘Disaster Movie’ is in no way a reference to or joke about the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina,” read a studio statement prepared for The Times-Picayune.
Hold on, Mr. Obvious is shoving me out of the way, he wants to type something - Hey. Why the f-ck did you name the movie Disaster Movie if it has nothing to do with disasters? Okay, I’m back. Getting your feathers ruffled about the name of a stupid movie seems a little silly, but if it means something bad happening to Seltzer-Friedberg, it’s hard to argue with the outcome. It’s kind of like that scene in Schindler’s List where the Nazis make the Jews run around the track naked. On the one hand, that was a really mean thing to do. On the other hand, titties!
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MORE REASONS TO HATE SELTZER-FRIEDBERG
“On the other hand, titties!”
Get your hand off my chest, Vince.
That was me, Pauly.
This movie is offensive to my intelligence.
If you told either of these two geniuses to point to Louisiana on a map, before popping a thinking-induced embolism, they’d just get that look of confused concentration that babies get when they shit their pants during dinner.
Aaron Seltzer was quoted as saying “I hope that people flood the theaters to see this! Come on, bust out those old Levvies…errr…Levis and drown yourselves in laughter!”
What should really roll everyone’s skirt up is that Gustaf will be raising hell with the Gulf Coast next week too! It’s fitting, what with this movie blowing so bad and all.
*Claps for Vince for somehow bringing Schindler’s list into a post about a Friedberg/Seltzer movie*
Stay tuned for this Winter’s most anticipated release - Friedberg/Seltzer’s “Is that a plane? AAAHHH!” opens wide December 7, 2008.
Tyler Perry always releases his films on Black Monday.
No matter what, Disaster Movie will never live up to the original disaster movie: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.
“The film does not depict or parody any actual natural disaster, and the release date of ‘Disaster Movie’ is in no way a reference to or joke about the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina,” read a studio statement prepared for The Times-Picayune.
“This movie is terrible. There aren’t enough dandelions in the world to overcome it.”-Opus T. Penguin, Bloom Picayune
Tee hee hee….”picayune”…
“In deference to the wonderful people of N’awlins, the filmmakers have agreed to push back the release of their film to September 11.”
All of my exes already have a copy of Disaster Movie. Its running time is roughly 3 1/2 minutes and the climax occurs when I nut in their hair.
The only thing worse than a Seltzer-Friedberg movie, is a Seltzer-Friedberg double feature.
” Oh hi, yeah can I please order a piece of shit, with the Seltzer-Friedberg on the side. Thanks Pearl.”
McLovin is in this movie.
That can’t be a good career move for him.
Rotten!!!
Yeeeeeeeeeees?
OH how I have missed thee, sweet Rotten
Some chick tried to suck my Seltzer-Friedberg last night, but I told her that I wasn’t gay.
FIGHT TWO DEMONS!!!!!
Dear Nazis,
You missed two. Try again please.
Sincerest regards,
DM/CB/CT/GB
How long is it going to take for this forum to fill up with Lazytown avatars?
*werewolf howl*
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