
Not only are Seltzer-Friedberg’s movies worse than cancer, now they’re insulting New Orleans or some shit. Because some people think releasing a film called Disaster Movie on the third anniversary of Hurricane Katrina is in poor taste. Writes Nikki Finke:
The studio that has hawked torture porn for years has now decided to make a buck off the suffering of hundreds of thousands of people, and on the eve of another terrible storm about to strike the Gulf states. “Around these Katrina-scarred parts, Aug. 29 is still — and will be for some time — a black-armband kind of day,” criticized Mike Scott, the movie writer for the local newspaper The Times-Picayune.
Well that’s enough for me. Burn the witches, burn them! I’ll bring the marshmallows! Meanwhile, Lionsgate of course pleads unfortunate coincidence.
“The film does not depict or parody any actual natural disaster, and the release date of ‘Disaster Movie’ is in no way a reference to or joke about the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina,” read a studio statement prepared for The Times-Picayune.
Hold on, Mr. Obvious is shoving me out of the way, he wants to type something – Hey. Why the f-ck did you name the movie Disaster Movie if it has nothing to do with disasters? Okay, I’m back. Getting your feathers ruffled about the name of a stupid movie seems a little silly, but if it means something bad happening to Seltzer-Friedberg, it’s hard to argue with the outcome. It’s kind of like that scene in Schindler’s List where the Nazis make the Jews run around the track naked. On the one hand, that was a really mean thing to do. On the other hand, titties!

“On the other hand, titties!”
Get your hand off my chest, Vince.
That was me, Pauly.
This movie is offensive to my intelligence.
If you told either of these two geniuses to point to Louisiana on a map, before popping a thinking-induced embolism, they’d just get that look of confused concentration that babies get when they shit their pants during dinner.
Aaron Seltzer was quoted as saying “I hope that people flood the theaters to see this! Come on, bust out those old Levvies…errr…Levis and drown yourselves in laughter!”
What should really roll everyone’s skirt up is that Gustaf will be raising hell with the Gulf Coast next week too! It’s fitting, what with this movie blowing so bad and all.
*Claps for Vince for somehow bringing Schindler’s list into a post about a Friedberg/Seltzer movie*
Stay tuned for this Winter’s most anticipated release – Friedberg/Seltzer’s “Is that a plane? AAAHHH!” opens wide December 7, 2008.
Tyler Perry always releases his films on Black Monday.
No matter what, Disaster Movie will never live up to the original disaster movie: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.
“The film does not depict or parody any actual natural disaster, and the release date of ‘Disaster Movie’ is in no way a reference to or joke about the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina,” read a studio statement prepared for The Times-Picayune.
“This movie is terrible. There aren’t enough dandelions in the world to overcome it.”-Opus T. Penguin, Bloom Picayune
Tee hee hee….”picayune”…
“In deference to the wonderful people of N’awlins, the filmmakers have agreed to push back the release of their film to September 11.”
All of my exes already have a copy of Disaster Movie. Its running time is roughly 3 1/2 minutes and the climax occurs when I nut in their hair.
The only thing worse than a Seltzer-Friedberg movie, is a Seltzer-Friedberg double feature.
” Oh hi, yeah can I please order a piece of shit, with the Seltzer-Friedberg on the side. Thanks Pearl.”
McLovin is in this movie.
That can’t be a good career move for him.
Rotten!!!
Yeeeeeeeeeees?
OH how I have missed thee, sweet Rotten
Some chick tried to suck my Seltzer-Friedberg last night, but I told her that I wasn’t gay.
FIGHT TWO DEMONS!!!!!
Dear Nazis,
You missed two. Try again please.
Sincerest regards,
DM/CB/CT/GB
How long is it going to take for this forum to fill up with Lazytown avatars?
*werewolf howl*
As long as it took to log-in to this bitch, Jack!.
nigga chode!
Office Space 2 opens Sept. 11, 2009 with the tag line-
“Cubicles so big, you can fit a plane in them”
Did it take you a long time? They sent me my easy to remember new password of “dEDU466BFghI)EUhdIOU3w903ums-`=`;,;,`.” very quickly.
You can change those, you know.
But it’s more fun to complain.
By the way, that’s my actual password, so please don’t use it.
I thought about it, but it said my password, buttlovin’, was quote “faggish”. So I left it as is.
What you can’t change?
Your face.
If my dick was half as big as Vince’s thumb, I’d have a black dick.
I hope the people who see this movie lose everything in a flood. Not because of this Hurricane Katrina shit, but just because they spent money on a Seltzer-Friedberg movie.
If my dick was half as big as my dick, it would still be huge.
Chodin, it doesn’t matter how big your dick is because you still couldn’t fuck your way out of a wet, paper cunt.
And you left your retainer on my night stand, again.
Friedberg is my favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song.
Seltzer-Friedberg movies are about as offending as my gay uncle telling me that I don’t know how to use an axe like a man.
This is going to set midgets and animated chipmunks back 50 years.
And, well, society too I guess.
Jacktion! How’s the music biz?
Pauly, at least I got the retainer to the night stand this time, as to leaving it wrapped around your dork like last week.
For those interested, my password has been upgraded to “Phosphorescent”. I’m still not sure if that’s good.
I’m not sure how the music biz is out here yet, Stone. I just got out to Cincinnati last night.
We still don’t have a drummer. Or a bassist.
Jack!, you should let X-Box Live find them for you.
Oh! You mean people with real musical talent. Carry on.
Can’t… stop… jerking… to… Vice President… Biden…
I still don’t have…a band.
8=D – - – *new emoticon* :(
Amen Burnsy.
No matter how well this movie does, it will never hold a candle to “Disorderlies”.
Pauly, is that the gay guy from my family reunion?
*winks at Chodin, continues beating-off into footbal helmet*
JHC: who is that in your avvy and is the body still warm?
If I’m going to have titties on the other hand, I want my dick in the one hand.
That, Stinky, is the birffday girl, Carla Gugino. I edited the picture, you know. For clarity.
I thought I had titties on the other hand. Turns out it was just a skin tag.
That’s funny inkyPee I was just wondering if I should be desecrating myself to JHC’s avi.
http://dirtyhairy.blogspot.com/2008/08/two-new-dreams.html
Unquietingly work safe!
Well, the clarifies it.
Crappy’s avatar just got his first look at Carla Gugino’s boobs by sneaking out of his room while his folks watched Sin City.
Jack – should have stayed in NJ. I think my current band is nearly ready to implode.
I swear I’m not asking this to be a smart ass, but would it have been too much to ask that when they were re-writing the internet to create the new FD, that the avatars could’ve been allowed to be bigger than my dick?
*winks back at Pauly in accordance with SJC rule #6 *
Is it ok for me to be masturbating to Jacktion!s avi?
I mean, Im not, but I was just wondering.
For science.
p.s. the SIRCLE Jerk Club is not quote as great as the Circle Jerk Club.
http://dirtyhairy.blogspot.com/2008/08/two-new-dreams.html
QAPLAH! (work safe)
Is it OK for me to jack off thinking about Eib’s avi jacking off to JHC’s avi?
I’m just wondering because it’s working for me right now.
http://dirtyhairy.blogspot.com/2008/08/two-new-dreams.html
p.p.s. “quote” is the new “quite”.
Dude! I can’t post a link to my blog! (glares at lince)
Well, I put up two new dreams on my blog. They are funny and disturbing and (unfortunately) work safe.
Is it okay for me to be jerking off using this severed arm that I found down by the tracks?
I think it would be too much to ask for them to return all of the handy features that were on here before they made it “less gay”.
{wink}
*winks back at Crap in accordance to CJC rule #5 and SJC rule #6, “finishes” in tortilla*
I don’t care if anyone thinks it’s okay or not, cuz I’ll be damned if I’m stopping now. I swore off ever getting blue balls again after the second grade.
New up
Oh NO!!!! No link to Fek’s blog? Well now what the hell am I supposed to not read?
Is it bad that the most recognizable person in the cast of 45 is the token black midget?
What do they do, just go down to central casting and put a sign up that says ‘free headshots’ inside of a huge booby trap net?
Mmm. Booby Trap Net.