Today, MTV provides us a much clearer description of Jabba the Hutt’s gay uncle, the same character that fanboy Harry complained about in his review of the new animated Star Wars movie. Trust me, this is good.
He’s a purple Hutt, bedazzling in sky blue tattoos, a peacock feather nestled behind his rumbled head, a character “Empire Online” called “a cross-dressing pimp” who holds court in “Downtown Coruscant.” He’s sure to be the most talked about new character in the entire Republic when “Star Wars: The Clone Wars” is released August 15.
Jabba’s uncle, Zero the Hutt, a new character introduced specifically for the upcoming animated series, is a gay stereotype that makes what Jar Jar Binks represented to the island of Jamaica look subtle by comparison. It’s not the look or design that pushes it over the top into stereotype, of course, but the voice (performed by Corey Burden), a lispy, high-pitched twang purposively reminiscent of Truman Capote.
Hmm, I wonder where a strange idea like that came from. Wait, don’t tell me, I think I’ve heard this one before…
How did a character who wasn’t even supposed to speak English wind up sounding like that? Because George Lucas insisted on it, “Clone Wars” director Dave Filoni confessed.
“Zero, Jabba’s uncle, originally spoke in Hutt-ese, like Jabba and then he had a different sluggish voice just like Jabba, and then George one day was watching it and said ‘I want him to sound like Truman Capote.’ He actually said that and we were like ‘Wow!’” Filion revealed. “It’s a hybrid of it but the inspiration is definitely there on Capote. It’s one of those things that takes him from being an interesting character and I think really does put him over the top and does something. He’s a favorite among the crew here.” [MTV]
Wow, another winner, Mr. L! You really are a genius! *quietly sobbing* I can’t believe I spent 80 grand on film school. Sadly, the MTV reporter fails to provide a description of Filoni’s bikini, or the rattle of his choke chain when Lucas yanked on it and belched loudly between eating handfuls of money. Hold on, George, let me get this straight, you want Luke Skywalker to have a pet chinchilla that he trains in the ways of the Jedi? But how’s he going to – Ah, so it’s a talking chinchilla, I think I understand now. For a second there I was worried this wouldn’t make any sense.

A gay Hutt? I think that is a bar in the Castro…
first!
as if being fat wasnt bad enough for the hutt man…
Sounds like Filoni had no problem swallowing Lucas’ gravy.
/will somebody please see Tropic Thunder ASAP so I can start quoting lines?
This character was based on commenters who say "First!" on sites that ridicule people for saying "First!"
More like GAY Jabba the Hutt. Right fellas! Wait, what?
So now we know what George Lucas looks like these days. Do you have a picture of Zero the Hutt?
Why are new folks’ comments not showing up? Did you hire all the retards off the picket line to manage this site?
I have to admit, Lance’s photoshopping skills are really improving. He even remembered to give the gay Hutt mouth herpes.
Jabba’s gay uncle, eh? I swear Lucas is reaching out to me personally.
Instead of a dancing slave woman, gay uncle jabba has boys that perform a 10-person elephant walk whenever he gets bored of watching Ellen.
I’m so shocked this has turned out to be bad.
I’ve seen that lazy eye before. Is gay Jabba being played by Rufus Sewell?
Dane Cook wants Vincini to photoshop his next movie poster.
Zero is a better name than Lucas’ original idea, Slabba the Knabba the Hutt.
Zing. I’ve got third degree Burnsy.
Lucas: "Lawl! Let’s name him Zero! Cause a zero is round! Like his butt! LOL Like where he puts penissesess! GLAKALAKAKA!" *braaaap* "Oof. Smells like broccoli, but tastes like burrito…."
I gave a girl third degree Burnsy once. She almost woke up.
Gay Jabba is going to be a hit at Disney Hollywood Studios in Orlando. And it’s the closest we will ever get to the Truman Capote Go-Go-Gossip Machine that I have been proposing to theme parks for years.
Cocgobbla the Hutt
Lucas is gayer than a bag of dicks.
"Lucas dickie pinchy!"
Oh god…why George? What the fuck turned you insane??? Was it the power? The money? The lack of a visible neck? Or was it all the fucking plaid???
Buttfuckah the Hutt.
ABBA the Hutt performs in the cantina.
Zero the Hutt’s pet Rancor has been trained to tickle its victims to death.
BlowJabba the Hutt.
Rimjabba the Hutt
Cumguzzla the Hutt
Zero the Hutt wraps himself in peeCock.
I moved out of downtown Coruscant when the dahkies came.
Zero the Hutt masturbates to photos of the Sarlacc.
Why are we all lamenting George Lucas’s lost genius. The guy is credited with coming up with 2 ideas, that’s it. Star Wars and Indians Jones. The best of those Movies were the ones George had little involvment in, he didn’t write or direct any of the good ones.
The guy always was a hack and always will be. The only reason he still has weight is because of the amount of money other people have made him.
I wonder if Zero the Hutt went to Wyoming, would he get tied up to a fence and beat to death for hitting on Boba Fett.
Sarlacc was a blatant ripoff of Britney Spears’ vagina.
oh yeah and he has no neck. loser.
If Zero the Hutt went to Arkansas he would get beaten for hitting on Bubba Fett.
oh yeah and he has no neck. loser.
YEAH!!! GROW A NECK YOU SKUNK FUCKING FAG!!!!
I think it is well past time for us to band together and pool our resources to hire THE COCKPUNCHER to stop the evil of George Lucas.
At least he has a pretty daughter.
The only reason he still has weight is because of the amount of money other people have made him.
That and Chick-fil-a.
He already has a neck. In fact, he has seven.
Instead of a laughing, beaked, big eared lizzard named Salacious B. Crumb that eats droid eyes for fun, Zero the Hutt has a shivvering Chihuahua with a rhinestone collar named Chilly.
Sarlacc was a blatant ripoff of Britney Spears’ vagina.
That makes me wonder if one day Lucas took a huge shit, looked at it and went, "HOLY HELL! I should make a character named Jabba the Hutt!" *Scoops the poop outta the toilet and puts crazy eyes on it*
Makes me wonder if one day one of his slaves brought him Preparation H instead of vaseline. He yelled. " No tube. Jar…Jar."
New Up!
Testicles…testicles….is the newbie still invisible?
At some point will this gay hutt be touching pubescent hutt nephew weiner?
Are we sure that the Hutts aren’t actually just giant, mid-chlamydia weiners?
Think Perez Hilton is going to sue for copyright infringement?
No wonder Jabba came out so fucked up after all those years of sexual abuse at Zero’s hand . Its no wonder he finds pleasure in feeding others to his Rancor and having woman chained to him.
Lucas is just taking the piss with this rubbish. Does anyone really care how he vandalises his universe anymore?
Sweet Jesus fucking Christ in a self powered side car some insane fanboy needs to lose his shit and kill Lucas before he strikes again.
Of course Zero is related to Jabba. Everything has to interconnect in Lucasland.
They’d be better off letting the fanfic novel authors write the next film.
LUCAS’ BRAINCHILD
That’s retarded.