In this new publicity still from Crank 2, Jason Statham has to wear a shirt, and as you can see, he’s pretty pissed about it. Oy, wot da fock ees aw dis den? I think he might gnaw it off at any second. We may have to get the vet to put a big cone-shaped thing around his head to keep him from ruining it.
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Jesus, what the fuck happened to this site since I’ve been gone!?!?
Luch is back motherbitches! Hide the dogs and hamsters!!!!
‘Allo, moi name is . . . moi name is . . . moi name is . . .
Sorry, but the idea of Statham doing Slim Shady just made me giggle.
Sorry, just realized that should’ve read “Moi name ees. . . ”
My bad.
I’m just going to go ahead and say it, *ahem*, I like most of Statham’s films. The action sequences are usually good, explosions, guns, hot women and he takes his shirt off which increases the chances of having sex with my wife by 10. For the rest of you guys, it would only increase it by 5 because my wife likes you guys more than me anyway.
Seriously, has anyone heard from Al?
I dress in blue, yes navy, from head to toe, I’m rather drab, except for my patent shoes!
Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie > Statham
Can’t wait for this shit. Loved the first Crank, it was bat shit crazy and a lot of fun. this one looks if more off it’s face.
Also, fuck you guys for not getting my Archimedes joke in the last thread. You guys and your “big city college edumacations”. PFFT…
I’ve sent AL like 3 emails and messages on Chatzy and such. I think she may be buried under rubble.
did you mean his big mirror thing that burned ships JHC?
Dude, that ain’t funny. Cowering under a desk or in a door jamb maybe, but not the rubble.
No, the give me a lever large enough and a fulcrum to place it, and I can move the world.
What’s the word, rapers of woodland creatures?
Then I’m sorry JHC, i so not smart enough to get that.
Cuz my dick’s so big he can use it as the lever. It’s ok affleck, looking back, it’s not that good anyway.
to some one who instantly knew what you were getting at, it was probably hilarious, Jokes just aren’t as funny if you have to explain them. It’s not your fault. I blame my parents.
Stone, did you hear that you have your own trench on Mars?
I have one of those cone things that i use for bukkake.
New, disturbing, up.
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SWEET!
I think he is going to touch is dick to on the door handle to “crank” himself up more.
We may have to get the vet to put a big cone-shaped thing around his head to keep him from ruining it.
Great line, funniest thing I’ve read here all week.
why is he angry?
jason gets to fuck amy smart in public again, right?
he better, thats the only reason id see this movie.