08.14.08 JAMES FRANCO WEARS A PROSTHETIC DONG
In Milk, the upcoming biopic of assassinated gay San Francisco city councilman Harvey Milk, James Franco plays the love interest opposite Sean Penn in the lead. In recent interviews with GQ and Jimmy Kimmel, Franco reveals that he and Penn share many a gay kiss, and even a nude scene. Beginning at about 4:45 of the video after the jump, Franco talks about being provided with a secret weapon.
I was very uncomfortable on the day (of the nude scene), but the makeup artist handed me this prosthetic penis. And he said, “You can wear this, it’ll make you feel more comfortable.”
So I’m diving in the pool and we’re doing this scene… And I go over to Sean, and I guess he didn’t know that I was wearing the prosthetic. And said, “Sean… You know, you’re such a great actor. You wouldn’t do a scene like this if they asked you, right? You wouldn’t dive into the pool naked, would you?” And not knowing I’m wearing this Boogie Nights prosthetic, he says, “Well James… If I was built like you, I would.” [YouTube via FirstShowing]
Any way, it sounds like a lot of fun. Nothing spices up a picture about an assassinated political leader like a couple guys with big fake cocks making out in a pool. It’s like they based the storyboard on my dreams!
On a related note, I think it’s very flattering to refer to the male member as a “dong”. Makes it sound like you’re just gonna run out and slam it against a church bell a couple hundred times. Wake up, assholes, it’s party time!
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JAMES FRANCO WEARS A PROSTHETIC DONG
I’m gonna put out an Amber Alert on the "Hoo Boy That’s Gay" tag that’s obviously missing from this post.
Banner pic: Franco explains the poolside swordfight that ensued with Penn.
DONG, where is my automobile?
Rake! Big Rake!
::vlooom vlooom, sprash!::
Where the hell is Homophobic Turtle? I dont think he would approve
Mine is more of a ding than dong. That’s what your Moms tell me as I cry on their shoulders post coitus.
He’s wearing red shoes…no he’s not retarded.
My Mom is dead JHC. You only think she’s saying that
Sean Penn won’t win an Oscar if he goes full homo.
Erswi said I would win an Oscar if I went full fist. Is this true?
I meant the guys’ moms Eib. I’d feel funny about sleeping with a woman’s mom.
I’m surprised Madonna didn’t turn him full Homo Burnsy. Seriously.
A man-tastic gay movie named "Milk"……it’s just BEGGING for an onslaught of jisim jokes.
Well, I think it’s nice that they’re following Dark Knight’s lead and not going all CGI. Then again, I imagine Stan Winston probably wondered how the hell his career had gone so terribly wrong.
DONG!!!!!!!!!!!
Mary Kate just called James Franco and invited her to stay at her appartment.
*pours out some coffee for her boy Stan Winston. Double finger guns to heaven.
I’m surprised Madonna didn’t turn him full Homo Burnsy. Seriously.
Not sure that H needs to be capitalized, buddy. Is it getting warm in here?
With all of the in-pool sodomy they should rename this Brokeback Fountain.
GRRR…ANAL SODOMY!!!
Sorry Burnsy. I know your not gay, dude. My Mom told me.
If some make-up artist told me I needed a prosthetic dick, I’d taint stab her black cock lovin’ ass.
She must’ve heard from your dad.
GRRRRRRRRRRR LET’S PLAY THE TELEPHONE GAME!
If I was to ever sleep with a guy, Sean Penn would not be at the top of my list. Can you imagine how scary Sean Penn would be as your gay lover. Is he even capable of being tender. I need tenderness.
Eib- I’d give you an Oscar even is the old guys in the Academy didn’t realise your genius.
Like I’d really trust a stoner to not mix up "dong" and "bong."
QOVLPATH! So is that Marky Mark’s real schlong in Boogie Nights, or not??? The Mighty Fek’lhr is so curious…He means confused…
Rotty-get your own fucking material!
A gay movie named "Milk" and no jisim jokes? C’mon!
Great, now my email spam-blockers are going to have to start checking for the words "James Franco"
Heh Fek, I just now got that. Dammit, I need more
methcoffee.*chodin enters thread wtih prosthetic vagina attached to face*
Hey gays, check this- ah, dick sucks…wrong thread.
sad sideways winky face with a dick on top8=D;(
Prop guy: "Look James, don’t get all gay about this nude makeout scene, alright? I mean, you WERE in Spiderman-fucking-3 afterall."
It’s bullshit because when I was a kid, my friend’s mom took us to see ‘Milk Money’ and I was thinking it was going to be about Harvey Milk. An hour in, I’m sitting there thinking "This is so fucking gay".
new up dong tuckers
Thanks Affleck
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?
Fantastic.
Just thinking about this made my boy shrivel up to baby mushroom mode.
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