IRON MAN’S POOL PARTY IN DUBAI
08.18.08
The lovely folks at Access Hollywood (is that the one with the guy from Sugar Ray?) were nice enough to send over this deleted scene from Iron Man, which will be on the DVD when it comes out next month. /Film describes the action so I don’t have to:
The three-and-a-half minute sequence shows what happens when Tony Stark wants to throw a last minute party at his house in Dubai. This sequence gives an answer to a plot hole some had, because Stark can’t fly from California to the Middle East in the suit, as it would be technologically impossible. There is also a cameo from Ghostface Killah. For those who don’t know, the members of Wu Tang are supposedly big comic book fans, and one of Ghostface Killah’s aliases is “Iron Man” and sometimes “Tony Stark”. The scene also provides Stark with an alibi for his work in the Middle East incident.
Excessive pool sequences, random cameos, bad porn dialogue – are you sure this isn’t an outtake from Entourage? I’m surprised Brett Ratner didn’t show up to offer Tony Stark a part in Rush Hour 5.
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Wu-Tang clan aint nuthin’ to fuck with.
This is like the time I had a poker game in my garage.
I forgot that the super suit powered by an arc reactor that gives a man the ability to outmaneuver F-22′s and fire energy blasts at people isn’t technologically capable of flying from L.A. to the Middle East. I’m glad that point got cleared up.
Did they leave the part in where the girl shits all over the hot tub??? BONG!!!!!!!!!!!
This is like the time I got shitfaced and took a bath with my daughter’s Barbies.
What’s the big deal? I have threesomes* all the time!
*masturbating while my 2 stuffed animals watch.
This is like the time Coolio performed at my friend’s Bar Mitzvah.
Wu Tang are supposedly big comic book fans
Nothing says "thug life" like freaking out when one of your homeys dogears your Iron Man #267 to hit the bong.
Tony: I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 5…..
Sluts: [at the same time] 3?
Tony: Yes, now multiply that by 23….
First, people you would call an ol’ dirty bastard, and now comic books?
Wu-Tang just gets closer to nerd culture every time I hear something new about them.
I could show you a clip of one of my parties but it would have to be shot on very widescreen.
There’s a gas face joke here somewhere, I just can’t seem to find it today.
Ghostface Killah pissed in that pool.
My idea of a party is being drunk and naked in a kiddy pool in Wal-Mart. When security comes, I pull my cock out and pretend its a laser gun. "PEW! PEW! PEW!"
"Comics, Rule, Everything, Around, Me,
C.R.E.A.M
Get tha money
Dolla, dolla bil Y’aaaaaall"
The shame in cutting this clip was the bravery Ghostface showed in getting that close to a pool.
My idea of a party is being drunk and naked in a kiddy pool in Wal-Mart. When security comes, I pull my cock out and pretend its a laser gun. "PEW! PEW! PEW!"
If you’re already naked, exactly where are you pulling your cock out from?
Jesu Christo! The Wu Tang clan had more aliases than a pederass on Myspace.
Also technically infeasible – watching The Dude play a bad guy.
SS, I too, suffered serious mental dissonance trying to wrap my head around that, everytime he was on screen a slew of Lebowski quotes would run through my dome giving my the incurable giggles.
I want to see the deleted scene where Iron Man finishes killing a bunch of bad guys and then "meats" up with Captain America for drinks at Islands.
My idea of a party is being drunk and naked in a kiddy pool in Wal-Mart. When security comes, I pull my cock out and pretend its a laser gun. "PEW! PEW! PEW!"
If you’re already naked, exactly where are you pulling your cock out from?
Why it’s tucked between my legs of course!
Is it technically impossible to fly that far because he’d have to take a shit or something. I still don’t understand this.
Tony, sooner or later you’re just going to have to realize you’re a fucking moron, man!
No silly billys. It’s technologicaly unpossible b/c . . . umm . . . screenwriter’s convenience? I’m gonna go wiff dat.
why he ron away?
Also technically infeasible – watching The Dude play a bad guy.
Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man. …
I want to see the deleted scene where Iron Man finishes killing a bunch of bad guys and then "meats" up with Captain America for drinks at Islands.
Bottomless tortilla soup, foo.
You see Tony, that whole Seattle seven thing, that was me, and six other guys.
Would you say that the rug had a piss Stane?
Fuck you, I’m going to lunch.
Fuck Iron Man, lets go bowling.
Is there a furry Iron Man? Just want to see if we can get him and Furry Captain America to act out that scene.
Hey man, nice Iron Suit!
Pauly your on fire man.
your C.R.E.A.M. joke had me rollin
Oh and I know it’s off topic but fuck it…..Gonzo was fucking great!
All Stark Industries ever wanted was its arc reactor back.
And what about the deleted scene where Iron Man goes to his ex-girlfriend’s house, calls her a "slut" from the front driveway and then throws a rock through her bedroom window.
Iron Man was Ghost Face Killa’s first album, and he allways refers to himself as Tony Stark. that shit came out in like 94
Crap, the arc reactor ties the whole fuckin suit together!
I want to see the scene where Bruce Banner calls up Tony Stark, in the middle of the night, and goes on a drunken rant about the time they fucked while pledging Sigma Chi.
Shaq as Steel, was way better then this Robert guy.
Also technically infeasible – watching
The DudeStarman play a bad guy.Also technically infeasible – Watching me have sex.
It is said that if you were ever to look directly at my penis
your mind would explode.
I forgot that the super suit powered by an arc reactor that gives a man the ability to outmaneuver F-22′s and fire energy blasts at people isn’t technologically capable of flying from L.A. to the Middle East. I’m glad that point got cleared up.
That’s what I was gonna say. Thank god for reading comments before posting. Fuck you guys.
new up
New post – and it’s about Norwegians so at least half of us will find it interesting.
My favorite type of parties are the ones where people dance but no music is playing.
Moo,
At the bathroom line at a baseball stadium?
New up! More Norge.
I’m glad I didn’t pay to see this movie. I beilve that yourng man’s moniker incites voilence against not only ghosts, but those with ghost faces as well. For shame…for shame!
How about; Not Paying Childsupport Killer. That sounds like someone is giving back to socitey.
That’s what I was gonna say. Thank god for reading comments before posting. Fuck you guys.
…and THAT’S what I was gonna say!!! Jeeze louise there’s alot of this going around today.