
The makers of Hamlet 2 have finally wised up and hired a trailer editor who doesn’t adhere to the “people getting hit with stuff = hilarity” formula that the old trailer editor stuck by rigidly. You can watch the new trailers, both red and green band, after the jump.
I was also curious about the Rolling Stone review they quoted in the red-band trailer, which they claim said “COMEDY HEAVEN!” I get Rolling Stone, and so far, Peter Travers has never reviewed Hamlet 2. I searched the Rolling Stone site and found that Travers did include a Hamlet 2 blurb in his summer movie preview section. Here it is in its entirety:
If you want to end summer by going off the wall, latch onto Steve Coogan. The Brit comic with solid acting skills (check him out in 24 Hour Party People) plays the director of the movie—within—the—movie in Tropic Thunder. But for a maximum dose of bizarro Steve, Hamlet 2 is your final destination. Coogan plays Dana Marschz, a star who never was, perhaps because his last name is unpronounceable. Dana is stuck teaching drama to Arizona high school gangbangers until he decides his ticket out is to put on his own musical version of Hamlet, with songs like "Rock Me, Sexy Jesus." Even when director Andrew Fleming and writer Pam Brady flirt with being mainstream—ingratiating, Coogan holds Hamlet 2 to its ballsy center. He’s mad nuts, and my hero.
Long story short, I’m not sure where they got the “Comedy Heaven” quote. Maybe he said it at dinner, or about another movie. There’s also a TV spot currently going around for The Wackness (sorry I don’t have video) which also contains a quote attributed to Rolling Stone, from which it received a less-than-glowing two and a half star review. I haven’t cross checked their other quotes, but you’d think with all the whores and fanboys out there that they’d have enough actual praise without having to bend the truth or totally make stuff up. Like me. My mom once called me “an okay kid,” and that’s the truth (though she was drunk at the time).
UPDATE: Nevermind, I found the quote. So… uh, how ’bout those sports teams?
Green band:
Red band:



He also called my pants "Pants Heaven" and my bathroom "Toilet Paper Heaven". Dude’s got a complex.
Your Mom once called me an "okay lay" and she was sober.
When I get ‘ballsy’ people get ‘mad nuts’
It takes a real man to admit when he’s wrong, Vince…like when I tried out "guys" for a month…
…that was wrong of me.
All of my past girlfriends have raved my sexual performance as "full of heart".
Chod, in the end, was it really worth it?
I mean really, did it hurt or was he gentle?
I’ve only ever bought one issue of Rolling Stone – Winona Ryder was on the cover and i was going through my buy everything with Winona Ryder on it phase. Look, i’d just watched Heathers and i was smitten, okay – so, can getting a good review in said magazine make or break a movie? Thought not.
All my reviews have been something about not living up to my potential or applying myself..I dunno I don’t read them. I can’t.
Pauly, it was worth every sweaty, badge-earning moment.
What I call “Comedy Heaven” is spending the day in a special ed. class.
Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg feel safer about their trailer quotes with old Sherlock Mantini on the case.
All of my movie reviews are based on how long it took me to start jacking off in the theater.
Chod, is that where you got your fire badge, with the two sticks rubbing together?
Lince admitted in a public forum, "I get Rolling Stone,"
I was an avid reader until Wenner stepped aside and it turned into the rock version of Teen People. I’d rather watch the ESPYs than read the current version of Rolling Stone.
Sword fighting badge
I wrote a review once for Star Wars: episode I. Nobody ever published it, but I think that’s just because I wrote "this sucks" on a napkin and passed it to my girlfriend.
Aren’t the Jonas Brothers (le sigh!) on the cover now?
TRUE STORY, kids: I’ve had about eight different subscriptions for the past three years, and I’ve stollen every fucking issue.
I’m "that guy".
I passed a note with "Suck this" and a drawing of my cock in an impressionist style on it to my girlfriend once. The results were mixed. I got punched in the face by some random guy who claimed that the girl was in fact his bride. Ahh, that’s why everybody else was dressed up.
Wait, there are articles in RS? I thought it was a mag full of ads for shit I hate?! WTF!?
Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg feel safer about their trailer quotes with old Sherlock Mantini on the case.
*whips out pipe and takes a puff*
*bubbles come out*
*tries to hide pipe behind back*
And regarding Rolling Stone, I get it because I enjoy the Matt Taibbi articles. And maybe out of some misguided respect for Dr. Thompson.
With a thumb like that, what’s it take you, 4 maybe 5 seconds to flip through?
I admit, it’s my fault. You see, I like to write stupid praising one-liners on the boulders I chuck at the studios with my trebuchet.
*phone rings in Comedy Hell, 50 years from now*
Operator: This is Comedy Heaven with a collect call from George Carlin. Do you accept the charges?
Carlos Mencia: Yes. I mean, si.
"This movie will fuck your eyelids inside out !" – Chodin, Filmdrunk.com
"So good, I threw up on some poor fucker’s baby!" – chodin, Filmdrunk.com
"I had such a blast, I told the homeless guy in the parking lot to go fuck himself!" – chodin, FIlmdrunk.com
Okay, I may have to rent this someday just for the line, "Man, if my Dad finds out what I’ve been up to, he’s gonna crucify me!"
Okay, I may have to rent this someday just for the line, "Man, if my Dad finds out what I’ve been up to, he’s gonna crucify me!"
Everything that was so beautiful about that line was ruined with
"It’s this year’s Napoleon Dynamite!"
-Vince, Filmdrunk.com
John Heder did it! John Heder did it!
Dear Jesus,
I don’t ask for much. I try to live a good life and I try to live by your commandments. I know your trying to get your sexy image out there instead of that bloody anorexic one but please Lord, PLEASE, DO NOT GIVE US ANOTHER NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.
P.S. Also if possible I would also like a viral video of John Heder being kicked inthe balls (preferably by me)