GEORGE LOPEZ IS MUCHO SORRY
08.15.08
George Lopez recently took a page from Dane Cook’s playbook, apologizing for his part in the Beverly Hills Chihuahua trailer, which was loathesome enough to spawn an its own New York Times article, and an entire YouTube category devoted to reaction videos.
“If you’ve seen the trailer, it’s either the greatest trailer you’ve ever seen if you’re 10, or the most annoying trailer you’ve ever witnessed in your life if you’re an adult,” Lopez confessed, laughing. “Disney’s doing a fantastic job of hooking the kids — they can’t wait. And if they hook the kids? The parents GOTTA take them!”
(Sample line from trailer’s song: “We’re the real hot dogs. Yo! Hold the bun.”)
10-year-old kids think anything is the most amazing thing they’ve ever seen. I saw a bullfrong jump in a pond once when I was 10 and almost had an orgasm. I think it’s pretty safe to say you could lock up the 10-year-old kid audience without making something that inspires people to buy annoying yapdogs. In fact I have a movie pitch for you, it’s called Beverly Hills Paint My House.
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This is all George Lopez apologized for?
"…or the most annoying trailer you’ve ever witnessed in your life if you’re an adult…"
Or the most delicious fucking trailer ever, if you’re Asian.
10-year-old kids think anything is the most amazing thing they’ve ever seen.
For the record, this statement doesn’t hold up in court.
When I was ten getting a lump of shit on a stick and chasing my sister around with it was the most awesome thing ever. Kids these days, sheesh!
I’m pretty sure my dad would have beat my ass if I had asked to see this movie when I was 10.
My parents got divorced when I was 10… TO THE EXTREME!!!
Mario Lopez also apologized for not being overexposed enough.
When I was 10, a "good time" meant that dad couldn’t find where we were hiding, during one of his alcohol-induced Nam flashbacks.
Now all we need is for Carlos Mencia to apologize for his whole career.
I apologized cause I’m Mexican and may have stolen some of your guys’ items.
When I was 10-years-old, I got molested by my scout mast- oh HEY! Hahah, TALKING DOGS!
Margaret Cho is pre-emptively apologizing for her part in the upcoming Disney production "Beverly Hills Sweatshop".
You know what talking dogs do? They tell people to go killing at night.
Disney apologized to it’s Cantonese audience for the false promise this was some sort of Food Network feature length special on how to prepare a new dish.
I would like to apologize for thinking of Donkey and Zombie backwards naked, eating chili cheese dogs while I was touching myself in the shower this morning.
Sorry guys. I’m just so lonely.
George Lopez went on to apologize for dysentery.
If only they had released this at the same time Tropic Thunder was released. All the retards would be too busy to boycott.
The only pro to being a Chihuahua is that you shatter when kicked.
I once fucked a Chihuahua into pink dust.
all this aplogy stuff makes me want to call up my Mom and tell her that, when I was 10, I killed her cat, and it didn’t run away.
I’d like to apologize to all the people I’ve offended by having them read my comments.
Haha, I’m just joking you fucking Nazi Jew.
I also killed your Mom’s cat last night.
BOOSH!
That’s sick, chodin.
Pink dust is gross.
Nicole Ritchie is apolgizing for being known as the Beverly Hills Chupacabra.
Anyone heard about the new Dark Knight movie that’s coming out?
I can’t wait to see it. I heard Heath Ledger is in it.
MAS PUTO!
I’d like to apologize for the time I drew a swastika on my grandfather’s forehead when he was sleeping…oh okay, he wasn’t "sleeping"-sleeping, it was at his funeral.
If you liked Giorgio of Bevery Hills, you’ll LOVE rubbing this chihuahua corpse on your balls! No one can tell the difference!
Danny Trejo apologizes for nothing.
Motherfucker.
New up you sorry fucktags.