The full trailer for Max Payne hit the web last night, and except for a horribly miscast Mila Kunis, dare I say, it actually looks kind of cool. Their newfangled slo-mo technique looks purdy neat. Although between the demons and dragons and 15-year-old goth chick music, it does seem like they’re trying a bit hard. Like if they’d really gotten their way it’d be called Maxxxx Paaain.

Just for fun, here’s Marky Mark the Masturbating Cat again.