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As previously speculated, Brad Pitt has been officially confirmed as the lead in Quentin Tarantino’s Inglorious Bastards. Pitt will play Lieutenant Aldo Raine, head of the Jewish resistance.
Pitt’s character is a voluble, freewheeling outlaw in the manner of Samuel L. Jackson’s Jules Winnfield in "Pulp Fiction," prone to saying things like "we’re gonna be doing one thing, and one thing only, and that’s killing Nazis," according to those familiar with the script. [THR]
You can read big chunk of Pitt’s dialogue from the script here. Jesus, I just re-read that monologue and I gotta say: good luck you handsome, hot-wife-having bastard. Because that coke-fueled mess of a script is gonna be a five-hour movie, even if you don’t assume all those commas are meant as dramatic pauses.
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I shape my bumps of Coke like commas for dramatic effect.
And I’m officially horrified by the ad for Quentin Tarantino ringtones.
"Ring, man. Fucking ring, man. Dude, your phone is so fucking ringing, but it’s not like ringing ringing, it’s just fucking ringing. And you know how when phones ring you’re supposed to like fucking answer them, man? I say fuck that. It means the person on the other end is gay and they like the thought of fucking knowing that your phone may be on vibrate and that they’re essentially right fucking next to your mother fucking cock, man. One fucking missed call."
Tarantino could use the same CGI team that made Daniel Craig a Jew for Munich.
I haven’t seen a film I haven’t enjoyed that had brad pitt in it. I’m sure he’s done some shit but I’ve never seen it.
I know he’s in Thelma and Louise but I haven’t seen that so I can pretend it didn’t happen.
I really didn’t like him in The Assassination of Jesse James. But I would still let him have sex with any woman in my life just for the hope that he’d ask if I wanted to get coffee or something.
MEET JOE BLACK WAS AWWWWWWWFUL
Unforgivable. Blech.
new up : )
New Up!
So Jackass was still cool when I was 16 and the funniest thing I think I ever saw them do was steal brad pitt from outside a movie theatre. It was fucking hilarious.
Pitt is waiting in line to see a movie, all the other people are whispering the each other about how it’s brad pitt. then this van screeches to a halt next to him, people jump out in masks, grab pitt and throw him in the back of the van and then speed off. the looks on every ones faces was priceless.
You know, it isn’t the Shat’s fault that he pauses in midesntence for dramatic effect, it’s just that his scripts are ellipsis filled.
This, movie, owes, me, a, debit, y’all.
I’m just preparing myself for the surprise twist in the third act when Q switches from commas to semicolons…shit; gets; crazy;
first off: "the Assassination of Jesse James" owns, great film. top 4 or 5 from last year.
and i’ve read this script (‘inglorious bastards’) in it’s entirety– and it’s pretty great as well. his best pure innovative script since ‘pulp fiction’. the last line will much talked about.
now i know the coke jokes are funnier and easier to make… but guys take the time and find/read this script.
also ‘meet joe black’ isn’t the POS it’s made out to be. pitt’s worse movie? ‘troy’ ‘mr. and mrs. smith’ or one of those lame, vanilla ‘ocean’s movies’.
Wow. Someone spent a shitload of time writing a post that wasn’t worthy.
Troy, Mr. Anonymous poster guy, was not a bad movie.
‘Troy’ is a bad movie, if you think otherwise you should see some more films. try checking out a rack other then the ‘new releases’ at blockbuster.
not sure why my posts are showing as ‘anonymous’. thats weak my computer is claiming i have a username and avatar.
I didn’t say it was a great movie, dumbass. I said it wasn’t bad. Perhaps you should try clicking that "validation e-mail" that the site sent. Your posts may start showing up then. Fag.
never received the ‘validation email’… i do love how angry you are getting about your crap movie taste. you said ‘it wasn’t bad’ so i assumed you meant ‘it was good’, as it is the opposite. should i have assumed when you said ‘not a bad movie’ that you meant ‘it is an awful movie’. though you think i am gay, i’ve also assumed you are not a gay, though the back of your throat most definately is.
I’m not angry. I quit letting women upset me a long time ago. Ask your Mom.
oh the comedy! resorted to a mom joke, i’m back to 8th grade recess. nice homophobia, you’re a blog jockey.
I dont care how long and drawn out with unnecessary dialogue this movie is going to be. Bra dand Quentin working ona project together? I love it. I wish QT could get some of the guys he wanted originally, like stallone bruce willis and schwarzenegger(i know that last on isnt going to happen).
Did JHC just have an imaginary arguement?
‘roid rage.
Nah. Someone’s account is getting uproxxed and we were talking shit back and forth through the recent comments page. I’m past it now. They won with their superior intellect. I’m dumb.
Or did we?