I’ve made no bones about the fact that I’m one of the few people on Earth who likes Ben Affleck. That’s why it’s with such a megahuge boner that I report that he’ll be teaming up with Office Space/Beavis and Butthead/Idiocracy mastermind Mike Judge (we choose not to discuss King of the Hill around these parts). 

The soon-to-be two-time dad has signed on to play an ambulance-chasing attorney in Extract.  The Actor is in negotiations to play the best buddy of Jason Batemen’s character, a flower extract factory owner dealing with workplace problems and a streak of bad luck, including his wife’s affair with a gigolo.

Clifton Collins Jr. is also joining the cast as a factory worker who loses a body part in a freak accident and is now due for a huge settlement. Mila Kunis and Kristen Wiig have already boarded the project, which begins lensing Monday in Los Angeles. [via E! & Variety]

Kristen Wiig is pretty funny for a hot chick, or pretty hot for a funny chick.  I feel like more hot chicks should be funny.  If only they weren’t so busy worrying about their hair or being tied up in my basement.  HIYO!  …Sometimes I cut myself.