ZOMG: TWO FACE HAS *GASP* TWO FACES!
07.08.08UPDATE: Pictures removed at the request of someone’s lawyer.
One of the puzzling things about the unbiquitous hyping of The Dark Knight has been the effort to hide what Aaron Eckhart’s version of Two Face is supposed to look like. It’s not as though he wasn’t a featured villain three Batman movies ago. Thankfully, there’s no Joel Schumacher around to make him bright purple.
Some person who likes to take photos of movies they watch in the threatre went ahead and posted a bunch, mostly featuring *SPOILER ALERT* a scene where the Joker visits Two Face in the hospital, because he’s a big sweetie and was worried lots. The Joker even brings along the auburn wig he wears when he likes to pretend he’s Isla Fisher. She plays comedy roles, too. It’s a natural fit.
Deep fried fucksticks! Can this movie just open already? The run-up is testing even the limits of my nerdish frothing. What’s that boner? You’re still excited for it? Okay, you make the rules. AGAIN.
-Christmas Ape
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So Two Face is a cyborg from the future?
That eye gives him an unfair advantage in staring contests.
Two face, do you see one finger telling you to fuck off or two? Hey! I’m talking to both of you! Pay fucking attention men!
The good news is he now gets 50% off at Great Clips.
The powerful Fek’ lhr can " do not receive yet; Two Penis" published. It is a history of a man with two penises and it screws Paris Hilton with one of them and terribly disfigures it.
I had a French boss who asked me to look "eento hees assss" but he was pointing to his head.
Where can I get a fist-sized version of that Isla Fisher wig?
Christian Bale sees your "Iron Man cameo in The Hulk reboot" and raises "Batman and Terminator in the same universe, and I’m the star in both, bitch!"
As stupid as it may be, I’m a bit upset that wasn’t hidden so I could’ve decided to ruin it for myself or not. Premature ejaculation is not a laughing matter.
Two Face keeps his pearly whites clean by visiting his urban dentist, Toof Ace.
So I watched the Orphanage last night. And um…that woman who gets hit by the car…she’s scarier.
Nicely done Donk. Both on the post and the av.
BTK, have these film main leaders any idea, how strongly them are to be burned, STRAIGHT LINE a side of a face as DETAILS?
Did his hair get hit with a frying pan? Shit be lopsided yo!
Thanks, J. Beakman comes on at 10 am on Saturday mornings around here. I DVR that shit if I have to.
GRRRR…. SCIENCE BRINGS US EXPLOSIONS!
Yeah nice spoiler alert, Chrismas ass. You just ruined everything…………..I hate you
This is what happens when you wear a one-speaker headset and have Al Pacino scream in your ear for two hours.
But will he ever love again?
I dunno if any of you guys have heard about this but today Batman: Gotham Knight was released on DVD. It’s basically Batman Begins and Dark Knight’s Animatrix. It’s 6 animated shorts by 6 different directors that take place the time between Begins and Knight. The voice actor is the guy who did Batman the animated series a couple of years ago. I figure if you need something to hold you over the next 10 days give it a watch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfZ_FsQFYFw
I didn’t think it was possible, but Aaron Eckhart looks even more like Thomas Jane in that picture. Which is weird because if I were gay, I’d let Thomas Jane drink my milkshake before Eckhart.
Uh, GRRR………TITTIES AND VAGINAS!!!!
A supervillain with more than one alternating electrical currents – Two Phase
no?
KDRTMFM, how do I get your job?
This is going to be just like having sex for the very first time. All the build-up and anticipation, then once is happens you’re like "I paid 10 bucks for that?"
That’s a picture of Robert Deniro and Al Pacino in the middle of the transformation into "Albert Paniro".
The black Two-Face: Two-Fades.
Hahaha. Amusement Janitor? If you want it.
<—–TERMINAL!!!!!
A black supervillian whose super power is being able to get money from the gub-ment without working and his white sidekick that acts blacker than most black people.
TWO PIECE AND A BISCUIT
I wish they had gone with the Michael Bay script: http://tinyurl.com/56dgxq
Aaron Eckhardt would like you to thank HIM for smoking.
Any random frat boy with a penchant for relating everything to Borat quotes: Two Phrase.
A man who is very into the girly name his parents gave him: Too Blaise.
A duel for honor between myopic opponents: Two Pace.
No Website troll.
ME = Two Race
An asshole who doesnt want anyone to scratch his precious car – Two Space
When I was kid my L.A. Gear tennis shoes were Two Laced
The act of warding off an attacker with the help of a pressurize chemical skin and eye irritant: To Mace.
Hahaha, yeah! FUCK GIRLY NAMES!!!
/Two Shamed
The act of warding off an attacker with the help of a electricity: To Taze
Neo and Thomas Anderson had them: Two Fates.
When my bitch is actin’ a fool and I slap her shit: Tou Che.
The French Two-Face: Touche.
Why I avoid the monkey exhibit at the zoo: Poo Face.
An idiot streching for one more terrible joke out of this line, dursting the thread: Doofus.
Instead of the piss boot, you guys should start collecting your nightly Dark Knight emissions into a bucket and have evening feasts of doofaise.
Fuckin’ Burnsy.
When it takes a minute to come up with a joke, and your sitting there thinking of how to word it. Then you hit add comment and someone beat you to it and was way funnier: Too Late
New post, and it’s about me (I think!)
Long time reader, first time commenter. You’re a bastard. Do the words "spoiler alert" or "after the jump" mean anything? Be back on the 18th…
I buy the part about it being funnier, but I blame my phone again for the slowness of the loading. Did I mention that I hate my cell phone? I did? Did I mention how much?
I guess that leaked pic from a month or so ago was for real and not photo shop.
I also made this account to give you a hearty "fuck you" for posting that picture. I’ve been deliberately avoiding these trailers for weeks so I can just watch the damn movie and see it there.
Thanks.
That’s not the Joker that’s Maggie Gyllenhal on a good day.
Also created this account to extend a hearty thanks for not including any form of spoiler tag. Neat. Also I know now he visits him in hospital, which can be pieced to an already known part of the plot.
Wow, nothing gets people to come out of the woodwork quite like the minor letdown associated with knowing a bit about a movie they’re really looking forward to earlier than they wanted to know it.
*Spoiler Alert*
Heath Ledger dies.
So he got his face singed but not his eyeball?
Plus why is he not drooling? He’s got half a mouff…
When I visit someone in the hospital, I always like to go up to labor and delivery and look at the new babies through the glass. It’s like a new car lot up there. If joker doesn’t go up to the L&D then this movie is unrealistic.
@Donkey: This is about the only major faux pas you can commit on a blog specifically about movies. I think we can expect a little better.
There’s our disagreement, aik. I don’t consider this a major faux pas.
Regardless, I understand your point of view. The only comfort I can offer is that the person responsible for posting this is not the regular guy. What happened is an honest mistake.
That’s kind of what makes it worse. It’s an honest mistake. An honest, moronic mistake that should be rectified before anyone else who doesn’t want to see it does.
Move the photo to after the jump, you stupid ape! No more spoilers, jackass.
Or go ahead and post the whole film. Who cares, right? Maybe you can find a photo of a certain character getting killed! That’s would be worth another whole post!
I call bullshit. Did you honestly just suggest that it wouldn’t be so bad if somewhere in the post it read "HA FUCKERS, ENJOY THE SPOILER; I DID THIS ON PURPOSE!" ?
Besides, now that it’s been ruined for you,what the fuck do you care if it ruins it for other people?
Actually, I was just thanked by a friend who I told to avoid the site.
People don’t generally come here for spoilers, which is why they’re usually hidden; they come here for Vince’s mega-enlightened commentary or to make some weak attempt to be clever in the comments.
And really, this is annoying. Spoilers suck. Trailers suck for giving too much away. And this sucks. I want to see everything that’s going to kick ass about this film — Two-Face’s damage included — for the first time in the theatre, not as a grainy still or a tiny window on my computer screen, and I doubt I’m alone in wanting that.
Please, let the attempts at clever responses commence.
And seriously, putting "*SPOILER ALERT*" in the post right next to the picture is bold. Pop a Mentos, Ape. You’re the man now, dawg… Ape.
Ok buddy, I’ve already agreed that I can understand that you think it sucks about having this spoiled; if I had any control, I’d do exactly what was recommended and change it so you had to click into a link to see the picture.
As far as the weak attempts to be clever in the comments? Fortunately, that is something over which you have control. You could simply stop reading them.
I usually don’t read them, and I’m stopping right after I conclude with this little link, displaying the way this very issue was handled two short months ago. Purpose defeated.
http://www.filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=1695
Adios!
Sweet, now that I know that this asshat is no longer reading the comments, I can say anything I want about him.
Gosh, I love it when some self-righteous asshole feels the need to point out that he signed up for an account for the sole purpose of voicing his displeasure, like it should be known far and wide that somebody has made a mistake so stupid that he has to break his state of zen-like silence to point out what all the other people are obviously too cowardly to do.
Then, when that person finds himself in a bit of a logical hole after somebody says "yeah, I understand why you’re mad", he has to exascerbate it by pretending to be a champion for the silent internet masses everywhere, so that somehow his quest for justice won’t be in vain. Forge on brave warriors, just because this horrible evil has been visited on you, surely your anonymous bitching will serve as a beacon to the masses. Praise be to you, you towering pillar of genius.
Finally, when one’s altruism is questioned by a member of the stupid hordes, one’s only choice is to remind that person that, yes, it’s possible you could have friends, and that that person’s particular brand of humor does not appeal to you.
Well played, sir imadethisaccountjusttopostthis. My only regret is that you will not read it.
P.S., SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE OMG LOL now you can’t see the next Harry Potter movie! SAD FACE!
I dunno, I hate it when I find out anything about the movies I’m looking forward to seeing before I see them. That’s why I never read movie blogs, there’s a remote chance I’ll find movie-related news on them.
Now I’ll never ever enjoy another movie again as long as I live.
Nothing like sixty years of comic book titles to ruin what Two-Face looks like. OH NO ONE SIDE OF HIS FACE IS DIFFERENT THAN THE OTHER? LOL OMG!
I have to say I disagree with the other new guy. The comments here are always awesome, second only to the Thumb.
Not that you’ll care, or notice this message, but I’m never coming back to this site. Spoilers are the worst thing about the internet. i don’t want to know everything about a movie before i go see it. i come to this site for movies news and jokes making fun of people, not to have the movie ruined. you at least could have put that picture after a jump and warned people about the spoiler
I’ve got over it since it’s not the *real* guy running things. Lance’s punishment for Le’ Ape? I say a spoiling of The Sixth Sense, and possible what happened to the Titanic is in order.
*Spoiler* Bruce Willis likes little boys, and Titanic resulted in a shitty movie whose best assets were planted firmly (or not) on the Winselt’s chest.
Were these SPOILER kids for real? I’d like to thank them for adding to the number of posts it was totally unnecessary to read in catching up. Bloody kids. Scat! Go on. Git!
i have to say i hope 2 face works better in the film cause this picture sucks
FUCK ALL Y’ALL!
I just saw a screening a few hours ago so here you go.
*SPOILER ALERT*
The movie fuckin rocked.
Reeeeally ialsojustmadethisaccounttopostthis? This movie still has be running in circles clapping my hands. Can’t. Wait.
Lol I love the people crying about Spoilers……..
on a fucking MOVIE BLOG. Don’t surf toward the rocks and you won’t eat shit.