After the jump, I’ve got an awesome zombie claymation short called Chainsaw Maid. If I need to tell you anything else about this to make you want to watch it, it’s probably not going to work out between us.
"ZOMBIE CLAYMATION: ‘CHAINSAW MAID’"
Now I know what Fek is dong on vacation.
So is Twisted Pictures or Lionsgate picking up rights to the full length?
who knew clay could be so vomit inducing?
i mean my play-doh spaghetti always sits fine.
I invented Play-Doh.
I like the use of Twin Peaks music.
The characters were still more emotive than in any of Shyamalan’s movies.
Also, that’s the most I’ve been turned on by a clay doll since they took Gumby off of Nickelodeon.
Shut up, do the dishes, show me your tits, make me dinner, and kill some zombies.
What else do you need in a woman?
Eibz sure is quiet. Why is she in the bathroom with the water running?
Maybe she’s busy with the mooncup?
Interesting, but I still prefer Dirty Latina Maids.
This could be the feel-good hit of the summer.
I hear that this chick is an unlockable player on clayfighter 64.
Holy crap, Donkey. A Calyfighter 64 reference. You have won my hetero heart.
Wait, I thought Valance hated zombie stuff. Who won the Batman Blu-Ray?
*gives double handgun wink to LH, slides him a piss boot across the bar*
I knew zombies could knock on the door. Justifiable homicide: 1, Jehovah’s Witness: 0.
I have some chainsaw made folk lawn art.
*drinks piss boot*
Now that’s what I call lunch!
Does a "mooncup" have something to do with menstrual cycles?
It has everything to do with menstrual cycles, Cpar!
*Pauly drops mooncup into pissboot and chugs*
*punches Chino in the mooncup*
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
So I just found out that my boss is going to Frisco for the Fourth. And leaving tomorrow! Drunk on, mufuckas!
New up, with chinese eyes.
BK, I love how they come in different colours. Oh, and welcome to Day Four of my Four Day Weekend, part of which I just destroyed by watching that fucked up Chainsaw Maid clip.
I know this does not relate to anything but I was on youtube looking at old "Dolemite" clips when this movie came up called "Boss Ni##er" and it has the most incredible catchy theme song and should be shared with everyone. Just dont get caught singing it when it is stuck in your head.
"He’s black, he’s brutal, he’s boss. Fredd Williamson is Boss Nig#er"
I’d hit it.
If I had a nicke for everytime I got cockblocked by some hysterical bleeding woman who shortly thereafter threw up her intestines….
Wasn’t this a Mad TV animation sketch? Like the “CLOPS” sketch when the Pilsbury Doughboy started blasting everybody. Glorious sketch.
“I’m sick of the man giving me the figure! Here’s your finger beyotch! Take a picture!”
Where’s the old Mad TV I used to know.
Wow, that clay is achein’.
I am horrified. Zombies face discrimination every day!
**runs off crying**
That was… glorious!