YOU GOT FAMILY GUY IN MY HELLBOY
07.09.08Fox’s $100 million man Seth McFarlane, when he’s not voicing lisping effete babies and churning out once-funny primetime cartoons, lends his vocal talents to big screen comic book adaptations, as he did for Hellboy II: The Golden Shower on Your Moms as some uptight German-sounding thing in a mechanized suit. As with the movie, Stewie’s performance is getting high grades.
That reminds me of the time I voiced the laughing rat in Jabba’s palace in Return of the Jedi.
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Aaaaand scene!
-Christmas Ape
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Open the blast doors! OPEN THE BLAST DOORS!
BTK, it’s "Jabba", you rube.
elle0-Open the blast doors/Han will get that shield down can be our little "inside joke".
*make humping motion in the air*
QAPLAH!
Jon Lovitz? But he’s not obscure.
i wish Seth MacFarlane and Seth Green would start a club called "Dead."
At 36 years of age, Selma Blair is fast approaching her induction into my Hollywood Cougar Hall of Fame. She’ll be the first member of the prestigious Hall’s Itty Bitty wing.
See, now this is where it’s a problem not being super-rich. Were I able to afford it, I would offer Seth MacFarlane $200 million to retire from the entertainment business forever.
Then, I’d pay a homeless guy $10 to stab him so I wouldn’t have to pay. Super-rich people don’t stay super rich by needlessly throwing money away.
So can I safely assume that at some point after a battle this character says "Victory is ours!"?
While I’m at it… Jeffrey Tambor? Really? What happened, did Eugene Levy refuse to return your phone calls?
A Star Wars reference? Probably gonna fly over heads with this group.
I’m with Burnsy on Selma Blair. Yummy.
Not like, with Burnsy as in three-way with Selma. Actually, fuck it. I’d have the lesser fun kind of threeway with Selma. As long as our gear doesn’t touch, that is.
GODDAMNIT APE!!! Enough with the spoilers! I’ve been waiting for 6 fucking days to see this and you go and ruin it for me by telling me that Seth McFarlane will be voicing something or another. You could at least put it after the jump or something!!!!
See kids? This his how retarded you looked yesterday. Fags.
*Starts slow clap for JHC*
I…have had…enough of…YOU!!!
So they fire eyecandy like Rupert Evans and hire Seth MacFarlane to voice a dude wiff no face instead? I’m still going to jerk off to this, but I’m not going to be happy about it.
Spoiler-Darth Vader IS Luke’s father!!!
Dor sho gha!
Actually someone got American Dad in your Hellboy. Since this guy sounds a lot like the German Fish on that show.
Aaron Eckhart’s character in the new Batman also has a "nice, open face." GEE I HOPE I DID
N’TRUIN ANYTHING FOR YOU GUYZ!!@@!!@Wow. Again I am a minority in the group. I happen to love Family Guy. A lot.
I also love The Marvelous Misadventers of Flapjack and often find myself tearing up when I watch Chowder.
Apparently I am still 9 years old inside.
That’s why God invented the Eiffel Tower, J. The only time we touch is when we’re
making outhigh-fiving.Apparently I am still 9 years old inside.
Mung, call me ;)
Funny story: My brother and I were on the way to the little Mexican grille in the mall to get wasted on happy hour margaritas, and we walked by a Waldenbooks that was having a big "New Harry Potter book" gathering (I forget the title of the book).
Anyway, as we are walking by, my brother says, "Too bad Dumbledore dies in this one!", trying to be funny and pretend like he spoiled the book for a huge group of people.
I told him at the bar, "Dude, I read online that Dumbledore DOES die in that book!" (which he did)
QAPLAH!
The most frustrating thing about Family Guy is that they get so close to being funny and then shit all over it by running the joke for 40 seconds too long. If anybody in this room can tell me that they’re still laughing at Peter holding his knee and doing that annoying deep-breathing-in-pain thing after the first five seconds then please let me know, because I would like to publicly declare my official disdain for you.
It’s sad, when you go to the RISD website now they have real art from real art students or you could buy a set of glasses with Family Guy on them. It’s just not right.
Selma Blair is a 9 year old on the outside. Heyoooo. I do like her though. We would totally be friends.
Donkey, I really can’t stand the stretched out jokes as well, but what cracks me up about the show is Peter’s immaturity. I share a lot of character traits with that fat, fat man.
I guess what I am saying is that I am Peter Griffin.
I’ll stick to South Park thankyouverymuch
I can dig that, Mung.
There are a lot more things that bother me about that show, but I won’t hate on you for liking it. Now, if you were to tell me that you didn’t like ‘Busom Buddies’… then we would have a problem.
Busom Buddies?! I have the box set.
Fek, what color was his fannypack that day?
The Golden Army really isn’t much of a match for Hellboy. I hear they’re softer, heavier, have a lower melting point, and are much smaller in numbers than the Aluminum Army.
They are prettier though.
The Blue Steel army looks mean but if you slap they run away crying.
new up, more Jew
(Burnsy-no fanny pack that day, just a receding hairline)
I’d be more worried about the Dick Armey.
What? I’m pretty sure that staunch Republicans are not cool with creatures from Hell roaming our streets.
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Family Guy is shit.
American Dad is the pipes behind the toilet that collect all the shit.
The laughing rat in Jabba’s palace in Return of the Jedi is called salacious crumb and I dident have to look it up. Yes I am that sad:(