UPDATE: The studio sicked their lawyers on everyone because God forbid we advertise their movie for free, so now the footage from the film is gone. In the meantime, you’ll just have to enjoy this drawing I made of Wolverine. I decided to give him a No Fat Chicks t-shirt. Oh, and I included some video from Hugh Jackman’s appearance after the jump.
Probably the biggest thing to happen at Comic-Con last week was the premiere of the first footage from X-Men Origins: Wolverine, which features Gambit, The Blob, Wolverine stabbing motherf*ckers with his claws, etc. Many attendees published play-by-play accounts of the footage last week, but I figured I’d wait to post the actual video, because reading a transcript of this is like trying to describe porn to a blind person. Okay, now he’s smacking her boob with his weiner again. Yeah, dude, it’s pretty hot.
Opens May 1, 2009 – part 2 after the jump.
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… like trying to describe porn to a blind person.
I knew a blind chick who was really into aural sex.
I wish I had the wet-nap concession at comicon. All that nerd-spooge at these trailers would make me rich.
Probably the biggest thing to happen at Comic-Con last week was the premiere of the first footage from X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
The second biggest thing to happen at Comic-Con? Someone hacked the soda machine out front – the Mountain Dew flowed like water all weekend.
Stoney, as I have a record of hacking soda machines lemme just say that I was home all weekend. My wife can vouch for that.
Mmmm, neverending Mountain Dew. Add a Jolt Cola fountain in there and I’d be right in the middle of a D&D flashback.
Erswi, a d20 is just how I roll.
::thumps chest, throws the Vulcan peace sign::
Dor sho gha! The Mighty One "reviews" The Dark Knight!
http://dirtyhairylite.blogspot.com/2008/07/dirty-hairy-salutes-dark-knight.html
A GOOD X4 might be cooler?
I bet every Blockbuster Video store across the country looks like a ghost town during Comic-Con.
It’s a pretty safe bet, considering they all look like ghost towns all year long anyway.
"X4" is my dad’s nickname for my mom.
fek,
mine’s on my MySpace page.
I’m working on a movie called Uproxx: Origins. It’s going to be choppy and hard to watch. Parts of it will take forever to load and every time you think a new scene is coming it’ll just go back to the first scene.
Pulp Fiction II?
I mean, Pul2 Fiction?
Did Uproxx give Lince a post quota or something? There’s no way I can work and keep up with the pace here.
My God…what have we done?
The only thing that could save this explosion filled cum fest is the attachment of Danny Huston as william stryker.
Why Gambit in a Wolverine movie?
And Van Wilder as Dead Pool? Yeeeesh.
The guy who plays Gambit was in that Friday Night Lights TV show.
HUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! FOOTBALL IS GOOD!!!!!!
Wait……… Sabretooth is jewish????
Nothing more annoying than trying to watch a movie trailer and all the dorks/nerds/virgins clapping and cheering. This isn’t audience participation. I guess when you only leave your apartment/mom’s house 1 time a year, you get a little excited. /casts level 15 flaming hands at crowd
i was sold until one of the black eyed peas showed up.
if a black eyed pea member is in a movie it should be fergie and her mouth should be wrapped around something. like one of wolverines claws.
The nerd crowds reaction was more entertainng then the trailer, you can smell the BO and Aqua Velva in the air! That’s awesome!