WOLF MAN FOOTAGE FROM COMIC-CON
07.31.08
Ever wanted to see Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, and Hugo Weaving work with the director of Hidalgo and Jumanji? Yeah, me neither, but fuck you, here’s some Wolf Man footage from Comic Con (opening April 2009).
I don’t get what’s up with his claws. Wolves don’t have claws. Wolves have paws with little fingernails that at worst might scratch up your hardwood. This looks more like a bear man than a wolf man. I saw a movie about a bear man once. It had this really hairy gay guy doing unspeakable things to the well-hung high school quarterback. But I have to admit, it was terrifying.
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If this is half as good as Nicholson’s Wolf, it’ll only be a two flush turd.
Just marking my territory!
Zog eat wolf once. Taste like coyote.
Based on the claws and the bottom teeth being more prominent than the upper teeth, I think this is more of a problem with a badger-man.
I’d steer clear of Wisconsin for a while.
The Wolf is hungry, and I never miss a meal…
AAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wonder if any of his victims thought to kick him in the nards and run away.
Lexi Alexander’s Wolfman has a vagina.
Rob Zombie’s Wolfman wears an old Marshall Tucker Band Tour Shirt and listens to The Carpenters.
That trailer is actually a DVD game where you get points for naming how many better movies were ripped off in two minutes.
His hair was perfect.
If Nicolas Cage has taught me anything, it’s that you don’t have to look out for the bear-man’s claws as much as his right cross.
George Lucas’ Wolfman spins 50′s Rock ‘N Roll hits on the radio while Lucas rides around town all night with the top down lighting cigars with $100 bills.
For a good amount of college my nickname was the Woofman, but that’s unrelated.
Is that Benico Del Toro in a fur costume or did Robin Williams just make a cameo?
Jump a lot of grenades in college, huh Burnsy?
Did Teen Wolf get put to sleep?
Oliver Stone’s Wolfman drinks Wild Turkey, eats peyote and pees on the locals.
Oliver Stone’s Wolfman loooooooves Scarface.
My ex wife was attacked by a wolfman once. She escaped with just some scratches on her back, a torn dress, and some bruises on her neck. What I couldn’t figure out is why the wolfman smelled like Drakkar Noir and was allowed to work in her office.
If there isn’t scenes of the Wolf car surfing or dunking on people I’m not interested.
I was a regular Don Juan de Fat Chicks.
Ang Lee’s Wolfman takes it from behind
Not to be outdone, JJ Abrams has titled his Star Trek film Worf Man.
Lexi Alexander’s Wolfman is a bitch
Wolfman got nards!
He uses them to teabag Mrs Wolfman…
I bet Mrs Wolfman has to get waxed about 4 times a week otherwise she looks like she is wearing mowhair jumper… down there.
DOr sho gha! Bryce lives!
That first guy is Joe Piscopo, right?
Wolfman is cool & all, but if you’ve ever seen him licking vomit off the floor after a really raging party, you’ll probably think twice about inviting him nextime.
Nextime is what really busy people say when they don’t have time to use the space bar or hit the t key twice.
Wolfman’s so angry because the only wolf-power he wanted was to be able to lick his own nuts and he can’t do that.
*chodin returns from forest, covered in blood*
Hey, you assholes didn’t tell me she was on the rag!?
I am indeed alive! Or am I…?
(I am but still without home internet)
The esteemed panel included make up effects guru Rick Baker, who discussed the challenge of creating the life-like lactating teats for Benicio’s Del Taco’s wolf character.
I fucked this chick during a full moon once, only I think she had the opposite of the wolf man syndrome: at night she was hot as fuck, but then in the morning I woke up with a fucking coyote.
Everyone knows the only thing that can kill a werewold is T1000 jizz.
And by "werewold" I really meant "where’s waldo".
Zog fuck coyote once. Then afterward Zog eat coyote…
we were old? as fuck? OK.
Pictured: A random sampling of Lindsey Lohan’s sexual conquests.
I bet the worst part about being a werewolf is that you can’t sit in a chair when you jack off.
So which one of these dudes has the annoying raspy voice?
cod,
no it’s the fact that when you’re doing it, it still called doggystyle. Fuck!
OK, I’m out. The tramp wants his internet back so he can jerk off to Hentai (who doesn’t?)…
Anyway I may have internet for reals soon at home. Although I am then off on another trip until next weekend. Peace out my Drunkards.
chod, sorry. the h is silent, after all.
John Woo’s Wolfman eats doves and runs around a lot in slow-mo (two-handed gunplay optional)
yeah, those slo homos love the dove’s chocolates.
two guns up!
The worst thing about being a werewolf is having Rick Baker following you around with 6 puppeteers with cables running up your ass making your ears wiggle and wolf titties lactate.
Edward Cullen can’t decide if it’s morally ok to drink a wolfman’s blood. While he figures out his dilemma, he’s just going to keep drinking wolfman semen.
Growing up on a farm, there was this one summer where "something" would come into the stables at night and fuck with the sheep. As it would turn out, one night we camped out and found who the culprit was: it was my brother, coming into the stables and fucking the sheep.
Quentin Tarantino’s Wolfman talks too much and everything he says sounds like something a coked-out nerd wrote at 3 a.m.
AWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK THIS MOVIE.
I knew some girl who had a wolf pussy, and I stabbed with some wood and still killed.
I’m sure the worst part of being a wolf man has got to be having to wear those fucking retarded ass turquoise tee shirts with a wolf’s head howling at the moon on it.
Chod, I thought that was in now. All the gays are doing it.
Wolf Man: " What? You don’t like this? "
Chodin: " Look baby, I just want to fuck. Don’t get me wrong, you’re GREAT at oral, but um…can’t we just skip it tonight? Just this once? "
You guys know how to fuck up a wolf man, right? You kick that bitch in the nads.
Wolf Man: "Come on, open up! I need to shower! What the fuck is taking you so long in there?"
Teen Wolf: "Fucking hang on a minute!!!"
After reading the thread title, I was disappointed when I didn’t see video of a wolfman losing his seat to a 14 year old girl dressed as a vampire.
I tried to fuck a wolf once. I just settled for, what I thought, was an Alaskan Husky. Turned out to be just some fat Eskimo bitch.
I demand a Wolfman Jack with Homophobic turtle pic
The Wolf Man gives out free "Red Rocket" rides.
I wanted to be a Werewolf so I let the Wolf Man bite me. The shit didn’t work because he just left hickies.
I once ate out a chick when I was wearing my crome grill. Killed her.
watch out, new up