TR2N HAS A B00TL3G T3AS3R
07.27.08
After the jump, I’ve got the bootleg video of the teaser from Tron 2 (yes, it’s actually called Tr2n) from Comic-Con. Here’s some douche from Gizmodo about to jizz his shorts over it:
It’s a tiny bootleg video, but I don’t care. You can see that the 3D looks amazing, the new lightcycles are stunning (and move like real bikes), the world and the whole mood is Batman-like dark. And Jeff Bridges… well, he is Jeff Bridges. What can I say, he looks like a badass version of the Dude. ‘
Yes, it’s weird how actors can sometimes resemble themselves and the characters they’ve played. Anyway, Calling this video a "bootleg" is an insult to bootleggers, who were providing fine black market alcohol to the masses during prohibition. Compared to that, watching this is like huffing paint thinner through a dirty sweatsock. Did this guy even know he was filming? Or was he just going for the Oops I sat on the camera button aesthetic? I could shoot clearer video from the inside of a washing machine.
Zoomed and cropped version:
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If Tron Guy from the banner pic isn’t featured in the film, this movie is Dead2Me!
Time to get out my old glow-in-the-dark frisbee and randomly throw it at people.
The Chinaman is not the issue here!
Tron Man imagines to himself: What would Cliff Clavand look like in T3H FUTUR3?
Ummm, has anybody else noticed that Uproxx is eating their comments? No? Just me, huh?
I think I’m gonna refer to the next chick I date as my "girlfr139d," just so we can avoid that awkward conversation about how many other women I’ve had sex with.
BTK, Uproxx suxx.
Yeah Erswi, Uproxx is living up to the fact that it sounds like a lithium suppository.
If I even try to leave the current thread to go check the front page for a new post, Uproxx logs me out and erases all the comments. It will not let me view comments until I log in. Then if I go back to the front page it logs me out . . . I hate Uproxx.
It would appear that the inside of a computer looks a lot like the insides of my bowels. With less Dude of course..
erswi, how did you manage to convince Lince that the ultrasound video of your twins is actually the Twon teaser trailer?
Warning: Uproxx may cause Rinna lips.
"he looks like a badass version of the Dude"
wait a badass version of someone already incredibly badass?
hold on, i need to sit down for a second.
I have tron on my old nokia cellphone. Only, it’s called ‘snake’. And it’s in monochrome just like those shitty original macintosh monitors. Only snake is better than tron, because they aren’t currently making a movie called snake.