‘TR2N’? ARE YOU F ING KIDDING ME?
07.25.08
The news that Disney was making a sequel to Tron, while stupid, has been around for some time. This week, the news from Comic-Con is that not only will it star Jeff Bridges, they’ll be taking a cue from teenage girls on MySpace and calling it Tr2n. That’s right, Tr2n. Now, I know what you might be thinking. Regardless of how you feel about substituting numbers for letters (and I don’t feel good about it, but that’s beside the point), a 2 doesn’t even look like an O. It might pass for an S, or even a Q (and it’d be a stretch either way), but an O? I don’t see it. But I will tell you this, friends: it’s amazing how little details matter when you’re a fucking idiot.
[via MTV - Thanks, Robopanda]
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/02/Tooth-Fairy-Main-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/01/Candy-Land-Sandler-Happy-Madison-150x150.jpg)
That2 h377a g@y
Again, that picture is NOT me…
Tron up 2 Tha Street.
This aggression will not stand, man!
How He Tr2n
Did GenePoolParty come up with that title?
Donnie, Please…
The profile picture is much sadder.
In a film lightyears ahead of the original Tron, a computer programmer is somehow sucked into the worlds he’s programmed. Somehow he has to find a way to escape amidst rolling barrels, pipes full of carnivorous plants, and castles full of nazis. Will he be able to escape? Don’t miss this action-adventure nailbiter.
This is a blatant rip off of the fetish series Tranny, Tr2nny, Tr3nny, and Tr4nny.
We are going to end up with a generation of people who talk in txt speak aren’t we.
It’s inevitable and it depresses the shit out of me……
Hang on that makes it sound like some one pushing me down and sqeezing the shit from my ass…I assure you, that’s not what I mean.
Obviously, you’re not a golfer.
TR2N: ALTERNATING CURRENT BOOGALOO
Tran? It’s about trrannies? Electronic Trannies? Trannies 2 Electric Boogaloo?
They should have gone with Twon.
Dude, there are kids that can’t play on the JV football team because this guy has their cups!
^ …since that’s how their animators will pronounce it anyway.
Damn, I hate hitting enter too soon…
That guy totally stole my "gettin lucky" PJ’s. But I doubt he’ll have any better luck with them than I do.
What? 2soon 4dick jokes?
Banner Pic:
"Milton Waddams just got serious about the search for his stapler."
That dude is seriously about to poop out some kids.
How about:
Boa4d outta Hate bux
Braxton-Hicks.
2Tr2n 2Furi2us Now with more 90 degree drifting!
So now I’ve de-evolved from TengoWood to TW here too? WTF!
Thanks, uproxx. Thanks for nothing!
We are going to end up with a generation of people who talk in txt speak aren’t we.
Don’t worry, affleck. I’m sure the T1m3 C4psul3 will clear things up for the alien race that finds us…
That Tron game was the shit in the mid 1980′s.
My bad. It will now be called Trn.
BL: "This is the best movie since Speed Racer! I loved how there wasn’t a single thing in the frame that wasn’t CGI the entire time! Th-izzumbs all the way up yo!"
BM: "I agree B-dawg. It really reminded me of one of the great cinema classics, The Matrix. It’s good to see filmmakers today with a sense of history. MANKIEOWITZ OUT!"
Nice practice contraction reference there TW.
If that Valtrex commercial is correct, there’s a one-in-four chance that, thanks to the programmer who gets sucked into the machine, Herpes will become a computer virus too.
Damn dude, you know their taking the picture, suck in that tr2n gut…wait, i don’t see lil tr1"n…wait again, i just realized, Somebody had to blue marker that shyte on his suit…poor mf
I don’t think moustaches will digitize in computer that well. Otherwise Magnum would be controlling everything around us right now.
I have a Taiwanese friend who’s upset about being named after the first movie. He’s black. I always take him with me to fancy dinners; I feel I’m obligated by social custom.
"into computers" damn.
I am outraged that the PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE BURNED FOR FUEL tag has only one entry.
looks like hands holding his package in pic on the left.
"Honey, I washed your costume for you."
"MOM, FOR THE TENTH TIME it’s not a COSTUME! It’s a CIRCUIT SUIT!"
"Ok, baby. Sorry. I washed your circuit suit. It’s folded in your top drawer."
"YOU DIDN’T LOOK THROUGH THAT DRAWER DID YOU?!?!?!?"
I’m no techno-wizard when it comes to analyzing circuity, but a glance at that guy seems to indicate he’s got a lot of processing power going through his gut.
I wear a similar outfit in my adult film ‘Toine.
There is just nothing good about the crotch area of that circuit suit.
I hope it’s a Lebowski era Bridges.
"Dude, this heavy cream looks blue, what the fuck, put it in my beverage"
He’s a perfect poster boy for RU-486. Why, yes. Yes I am.
Yeah Donk. His gut is the power plant for that sex machine.
Whoops, sorry Peet. Next time I’ll finish scrolling through first. I’m just upset because the new server makes it impossible for me to comment from my phone.
I can’t wait for D2ne, Plat2n, and B2ndock Saints.
"How’d the whole destroying the evil CPU thing go?"
"Dude’s Tr2n car got a little banged up, but it went alright"
Stone, don’t forget R4b4c4p.
The Mighty Fek’lhr to Tron Man:
"I used to fuck guys like you
at Comic Conin prison!"I am outraged that the PEOPLE THAT SHOULD BE BURNED FOR FUEL tag has only one entry.
Oh, we’ll be adding to it. /royal we
The Blue & White remind me of White Castle.
I’m sure ‘Quad Core Gut Man’ knows the location of each and every one of those within a 20 mile radius of his mom’s basement.
Vince,
I lost my " engo ood".
I’m TW now and my password is back to my original one.
Yeah, I know. Sounds like a personal problem losing part of your wood.
New post. WITH GINGERS AND BLOOD!
So does the whole suit have to come off when he ‘downloads a batch’?
Is it just me, or does it look like this winner is going to "Warp-Jump To a Conclusion" at any moment?
I saw that picture before, but it was on a list called "What Policemen do on their days off"