07.24.08 TIM BURTON CASTS SOME BITCH
Tim Burton has cast Australian actress Mia Wasikowska, who looks like a giraffe I’d like to bone and is apparently on In Treatment, in his adaptation of Alice In Wonderland for Disney.
The film, based on a script by Linda Woolverton ("The Lion King"), will be produced by longtime Burton collaborator Richard Zanuck, former Disney chairman Joe Roth and Jennifer and Suzanne Todd. It will be shot with live-action and performance-capture footage and presented in Disney Digital 3-D. Disney creative executive Jason Reed will oversee the project, set to begin principal photography in November. [Hollywood Reporter]
I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to read "Wasikowska" without a question mark on the end. In any case, I can only hope she’s preparing for her role by listening to Jefferson Airplane in the tub while Johnny Depp throws grapefruits at her head.
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TIM BURTON CASTS SOME BITCH
This fucking cunt realizes she is in a Burton movie that will feature a Queen obsessed with decapitations, right?
Fuck, someome beat me to hitting Kate Blanchett with a truck.
Yeah, ummm . . . she looks like she’s already been through the standard Tim Burton movie makeup application process. What gives?
Wosikowska is how you spell porn music phonetically.
I’d like to use this chick like a periscope.
Holy shit, this chick could deep throat a rhinocerous. Seriously though, I wouldn’t mind seeing her play with a Rabbit.
she’s kinda cute
In Treatment was awesome, this chick Washacockski was awesome. That bshe’s 18 now and has a mouth big enough to park a Volkwagon Van in, also awesome.
I’m not saying this chick has a long neck, but she can use queen-size comforter as a scarf.
I liked her better as the lead in the original Land Before Time.
My brother and I used to have a Wasikowska 50, when we were kids. That shit was fun.
"Wasikowska!" is what a Japanese magician says right before he reveals.
I’m not saying this chick has a big neck, but she’s never had a problem with blind spots while driving.
She’s also cast as the female alien in E.T. 2: Salvation.
That chicks head would look fucking amazing in my hunting room.
She’s from Australia, I wonder how many Crying Monkey Awards she has?
When I think of giraffes, I cannot help but think of this:
http://www.evolutionfairytale.com/giraffe3.htm
(essentially work safe)
I’m not saying this chick has a long neck, but she is fucking pale.
"…is apparently on In Treatment…"
Oh hey, isn’t that that one show that I’ve never fucking seen?
Did the crew have to take breaks to allow her time to bury her head for naps?
<== just saw Mia pop an apple into her mouth whole and spin it with her tongue.
I’m not saying this chick has a long neck, but Lisa Rinna could give her a hickey and it would look like a mosquito bite.
I bet the food she eats spoils before it hits her stomach.
Julia Roberts is going to get face-hole diameter envy.
They should cast Wilford Brimley and Jim Caviezel as the Walrus and the Carpenter.
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