07.17.08 THE HOUSE BUNNY HAS A NEW TRAILER

Anna Farris as a Playboy Bunny? So then, this is a fantasy movie? Yes?

You know what happens in real life when the homely girl takes on her glasses and lets her hair down?  If the bar’s closing, you just hurry and down three more shots.

JEES, YOU GOT A BIG PUSSY!

JEES, YOU GOT A BIG PUSSY!

Wow, way to call out Bryce. No wonder he hasn’t been commenting lately.

The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

rotty, only need two if you put on her glasses.

Luch didn’t say it twice, it was just echoing.

 i like this better when Tommy Lee Jones was the lead. Fish out of water!

Finally, a movie that addresses the greatest question facing our world today: if you blow steam up an unfunny actress’ skirt, will it boil her vagina?

Bravo, Hollywood, bravo

*golf clap*

Luch, you don’t gotta say it twice!

Any movie that teaches prudish girls that all they need to improve their lives is to get sluttier is ok in my book.

Sadly, I have a feeling that what this movie will actually end up accomplishing is that already slutty girls will leave the theater with the idea that their slutty lifestyle is ok.

Not that I’m against that, I’m just worried that this movie isn’t doing enough to increase the number of slutty girls worldwide and that, my friends, is a crisis.

All I want to know is, who is the naked chick in the banner pic?
Is it Anna Farris?

*zzzzziiiiiiiiipppppp*

*golf clap, this time for added drama*

Doesn’t "Rumor" mean "Boomerang Face"?

I remember when I first saw Anna Faris and I thought, "She’s under-the-radar cute, the kind of actress I could meet in a bar and strike up a conversation with." Then I saw her go through the Scary Movie franchise, the Hot Chick, Waiting, her stint on friends and then Just Friends, and I thought to myself, "Fuck this girl’s as stupid as her characters." So yeah, I’d bang.

Fuck this movie if it has no tits in it.

I know I go on about it some times but movies with strippers and or now playboy bunnies that don’t show tits are just stupid. It’s unrealistic. I like realistic movies, like that new outlander movie, that shit could of actually happened my friends.

Judging by the amount of bush, I’d say the chick in the banner pic is Emma Watson.

Ratner thinks the banner pic is comedic because that guy’s finding out that "she" was a "he".

Looks like a period piece, a real menstral show. Like she’s given up and just going with the flow.

I’m saying she looks absorbant, and I like that. 

Hey Billy, I was with my girlfriend the other night and I told her ‘you know, I’d like a little pussy.’ And she said, ‘Me too, mine’s as big as a house!’

I thought being a centerfold says "You can beat-off on me, and I don’t have to be there to prertend to like it."

I ain’t got time to bleed.

This trailer reminds me…

 Open letter to the sophomore chick who walked by me after I got done teaching today:

If you’re skinny with big cans that stand up and shout "Newton who?  Gravity?  Never heard of it," and you’re wearing a white tank top, then I get to look right at your boobs.  Don’t like it?  Fill in the low-score circle on my instructor evaluation. I won’t see it anyway because I’ll be staring at your tits.

Since Fek seems to be awol….

GET TO DA CHOPPAHHHH!!! 

I had a house bunny once.  Then I didn’t return that one chick’s phone calls…

Something’s fishy about that picture but I can’t quite put my finger in it, er, on it.