THE HOUSE BUNNY HAS A NEW TRAILER
07.17.08
After the jump I’ve got the international trailer for The House Bunny, opening August 22nd.
The House Bunny stars Anna Faris alongside Colin Hanks and Rumer Willis. All it needs is Bryce Dallace Howard to completely lock up the ugly-kids-of-famous people demographic. It’s the second film from director Fred Wolf, whose first effort, Strange Wilderness, racked up an impressive 0.0% recommended rating on RottenTomatoes and grossed just $6.9 million dollars worldwide. Basically, if you went to all the theaters where this was playing and sold Chiclets, you would’ve made more than the movie did.
Still, I can’t help but think this has that cheesy and dumb but in a lovable way feel, a lá Legally Blonde or Clueless. I wouldn’t be surprised if it made a lot of money. But don’t listen to me, the drugs I’m on leave me incapable of surprise. How do I feel about living like this? Meh, it’s okay, I guess.
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Anna Farris as a Playboy Bunny? So then, this is a fantasy movie? Yes?
You know what happens in real life when the homely girl takes on her glasses and lets her hair down? If the bar’s closing, you just hurry and down three more shots.
JEES, YOU GOT A BIG PUSSY!
JEES, YOU GOT A BIG PUSSY!
Wow, way to call out Bryce. No wonder he hasn’t been commenting lately.
The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?
rotty, only need two if you put on her glasses.
Luch didn’t say it twice, it was just echoing.
i like this better when Tommy Lee Jones was the lead. Fish out of water!
Finally, a movie that addresses the greatest question facing our world today: if you blow steam up an unfunny actress’ skirt, will it boil her vagina?
Bravo, Hollywood, bravo
*golf clap*
Luch, you don’t gotta say it twice!
Any movie that teaches prudish girls that all they need to improve their lives is to get sluttier is ok in my book.
Sadly, I have a feeling that what this movie will actually end up accomplishing is that already slutty girls will leave the theater with the idea that their slutty lifestyle is ok.
Not that I’m against that, I’m just worried that this movie isn’t doing enough to increase the number of slutty girls worldwide and that, my friends, is a crisis.
All I want to know is, who is the naked chick in the banner pic?
Is it Anna Farris?
*zzzzziiiiiiiiipppppp*
*golf clap, this time for added drama*
Doesn’t "Rumor" mean "Boomerang Face"?
I remember when I first saw Anna Faris and I thought, "She’s under-the-radar cute, the kind of actress I could meet in a bar and strike up a conversation with." Then I saw her go through the Scary Movie franchise, the Hot Chick, Waiting, her stint on friends and then Just Friends, and I thought to myself, "Fuck this girl’s as stupid as her characters." So yeah, I’d bang.
Fuck this movie if it has no tits in it.
I know I go on about it some times but movies with strippers and or now playboy bunnies that don’t show tits are just stupid. It’s unrealistic. I like realistic movies, like that new outlander movie, that shit could of actually happened my friends.
Judging by the amount of bush, I’d say the chick in the banner pic is Emma Watson.
Ratner thinks the banner pic is comedic because that guy’s finding out that "she" was a "he".
Looks like a period piece, a real menstral show. Like she’s given up and just going with the flow.
I’m saying she looks absorbant, and I like that.
Hey Billy, I was with my girlfriend the other night and I told her ‘you know, I’d like a little pussy.’ And she said, ‘Me too, mine’s as big as a house!’
I thought being a centerfold says "You can beat-off on me, and I don’t have to be there to prertend to like it."
I ain’t got time to bleed.
This trailer reminds me…
Open letter to the sophomore chick who walked by me after I got done teaching today:
If you’re skinny with big cans that stand up and shout "Newton who? Gravity? Never heard of it," and you’re wearing a white tank top, then I get to look right at your boobs. Don’t like it? Fill in the low-score circle on my instructor evaluation. I won’t see it anyway because I’ll be staring at your tits.
Since Fek seems to be awol….
GET TO DA CHOPPAHHHH!!!
I had a house bunny once. Then I didn’t return that one chick’s phone calls…
Something’s fishy about that picture but I can’t quite put my finger in it, er, on it.
So, I’m guessing there’s going to be a shopping/butt-hole bleaching montage?
So which one’s the hottie and which one’s the nottie?
"The House Bunny rides the Faris wheel all the way to the top!" – Harry Knowles, AICN
If this was really about college chicks partying, it would be two hours of one of ‘em just sitting on the curb and crying into her cell phone.
This movie is going to shit on the carpet.
*looks at banner pic*
More like The Brown House Bunny, right guys? Guys? Guize?
Where do you put the carrot on a "house" bunny?
I don’t know which soon-to-be-release college movie paints a less realistic picture of college life, this film or that one with the kid from Drake & Josh, where a high school boy somehow scores some college tail.
Who ya chasin Sheriff, a bank robber?
Bank robbah? Bank robbah? Bank robbin’s baby shit compayhad to whut dis dude’s doin’?
It’s official. I want to have Pauly’s babies.
Finally, a movie that addresses the greatest question facing our world today: if you blow steam up an unfunny actress’ skirt, will it boil her vagina?
I think technically it’s poaching her vagina, but I’m ready to support science with my tax dollars to make that call.
Anyway, I always get Anna Faris confused with Amanda Detmer, if anyone knows of a study on how to tell them apart using each of your five senses I’ll volunteer for that one too.
Bunch of slack-jawed Faggots around here
For the record, the day someone tries to remake Smokey and The Bandit, I will kill Hollywood. No not that stupid bitch Kim Basinger played in that one movie. The entirety of Hollywood.
Amen
I, for one, applaud girls like Anna Faris’ character in this movie for finding a foolproof way to avoid date-rape.
that’s a nasty habit you got there, flux.
Junyuh, remind me when we get home to punch yo mama right in da mouff.
"Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I’m in a goddamn hurry."
He sure had a lot of friends, Daddy.
I honestly could do this all day, but I’ll refrain.
Ok, pull your pants back up, pervs
The only college movie I’m looking forward to, is about the Virginia Tech massacre.
JHC, shut the fuck up, I can already hear Freidberg & Seltzer working on the first draft of Chase Movie. Dustin Diamond and Carmen Electra in a souped up Prius being chased by Sherriff Jonah Hill and that black midget.
Sorry Peet.
You can bet your sweet ass that Larry the Cable Guy will be the guy driving the big rig though.
Hey that’s not funny, Pauly. One of my best friends died in a school massacre. The cops shot him.
New up, fucklesticks.
I’ve heard of a golf club and a golf cart but what the hell is a golf clap. They appear in comments from time to time. sings "Oh i been done seen about everything…"
I’ve heard of a golf club and a golf cart but what the hell is a golf clap
That’s what you get if you have ‘relations’ with the chick that drives around the course selling beverages.
I’ve heard of a golf club and a golf cart but what the hell is a golf clap
That’s what you get if you have ‘relations’ with the chick that drives around the course selling beverages.
Set. Spike. Homoerotic high-fives and ass-pats.
yeah, i had a hella-golf clap back in the day…but then i changed the course i was playing on regularly…but things only evolved into the ‘golf hep-c’ which was worse.
Hey, that’s not funny. My best friend died from the "golf clap". He got a hole in one.