THE BIG MEXICAN WON’T GO DOWN
07.31.08
Boring movie news day here on FilmDrunk continues with the trailer for Sex Drive (after the jump), an indie comedy directed by an unknown named Sean Anders, starring Josh Zuckerman and James Marsden. I thought it looked lame at first, but the "The big Mexican won’t go down!" scene at the end of the trailer kind of won me over.
I like how the guy from 27 Dresses is trying to shake off his Nancy-man image by playing the redneck older brother. He looks a little uncomfortable, like he’s auditioning for the Gay Shame Parade. That’s where a bunch of gay guys in suits march down mainstreet pretending to like football and having awkward personal space issues.
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The Mighty Fek’lhr’s sex drive is often left in "P" because of His wife. :(
"The Big Mexican Won’t Go Down" is code for when "Asian on the Move" is too big to flush so you have to poke it with a stick like a pinata and break it into smaller pieces.
Give me 20 bucks and this big Mexican will go down FA SHO!
SPOILER:
Turns out it’s a fat chick.
He, he, he…that shit was cute.
*chodin jams thumbs a little higher up his ass*
Sean Anders is clearly the name of someone who’s been throat punched.
So does the kid get to fuck Chris Hansen or not?
Vilance, is The Big Mexican some sorta new street slang for your junk? If so, I don’t get it.
Meeting chicks online isn’t nearly as much fun as MEATing chicks online.
DildoBOI12266: I take your pants off and u start 2 shit 8=D;)
The big Mexican is a Jewish wife?
I am going to enlist the assistance of this films costume designer and have them create for me a foam vagina with a moveable mouth so that I may enjoy the best of both worlds
I like meeting chicks from online everytime I need to test out new running shoes.
Sean Anders anagrams to "an ass ender"
wait, was I supposed to be making a point there?
To whomever made this poster; <ahem, adjusts tie>
I want to ass fuck you to death with a chainsaw.
Thank you.
I was almost willing to give this a chance until I saw Seth Green; now I want everyone involved to get their small intestines impacted and choke on their own shit.
annnd im totally seeing this.
Last time I tried picking chicks up on-line, it ended up being Chodin.
My commenting is really slowing down with all the new fantasy football mock drafts available.
I can’t blame you bomberman, if I had a UFC picture as an avatar I’d watch it too.
Smart move going undercover as a Mexican donut to find out how they’re stealing jobs.
And did I let you down Pauly? Huh, queer?
Who knew Louie Anderson was Mexican!
Me too, Pauly. BTK, you didn’t find my wristwatch in there, did you?
I was just upset you had your user name as "Grace00", Chodin. Just be honest next time.
I met a chick online once and was disappointed in finding out her real age was 13. I just can’t get it up for old chicks…
I like the chants at the gay shame parade:
We’re here, we’re queer, we feel badly about checking out your rear!
Hey hey we’re gay, now you know, we’ll go away!
What do we want? Man kisses! When do we want it? Only when we’re in the privacy of our own homes!
Fine, from now on my new user name will be "Boi-ishMANgrip6969".
I thought a ‘Mexican Donut’ was where a chick is sucking your dick while you steal her VCR?
Why is it that every gay parade reeks of burnt rubber and vaseline?
Fuck.
Time to go play some solitaire.
The hardest part about meeting John Wayne was when he put me in his Niggaless Cage for three days.
Shit, "The big Mexican won’t go down." got a big laugh from me. That means it’s funny, right?
Crappy, your current av says assfuck to death with chainsaw better than any other possibly could. Well done, sir.
It wasn’t a "Niggaless Cage" when you were in it, choddy.
*chodin hurls a basketball at the hoop. ball falls short by 16 feet*
You sure Duke?
Actually, chodin, I was referring to the fact that you sold me a bag of oregeno for $20 and stole my bicycle.
I was surprised that you’d even let me approach you after my barber gave me "the fade".
My dick is more like the needle on the gas gauge. It used to stay up all the time, but now that it’s more expensive, I usually have to let it hang low until the next time I can steal a free fill-up from my neighbor.
This avi rocks it erswi. I’m a little annoyed that I can’t change it…
UPROOOOXXXX!!!!
… but it is good for so much. Check this out…
The big Mexican won’t go down??!!??
See, it just works.
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Who’s gayer… the guy who got paid money to act in a chick flick, or you that recognizes him from said chick flick?