Terminator Salvation recently released this new poster. Should you go see an unnecessary fourth Terminator, directed by the Charlie’s Angels guy, featuring a fake Arnold Schwarzenegger? It’s better than a hole in the head, this seems to suggest. Though if the Japanese have taught us anything, it’s that a robot’s orifice should be nearer the vagina if you really want the magic to happen.
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That’s no bullet hole. That’s for getting Robot Head from the Terminator. I like to call it the Pauly D Portal.
The Mighty Fek’lhr has but one word for this movie: tu’HomIraH
Or, if Arnie were still alive, "It’s not a tu’HomIraH!"
…and then one of the men pulls John Connor aside to quietly explain that "skull-fuck" is a figurative term.
That robot has DNA in its eyes, much like the girl I took home last night.
I know it’s technically scarier like that, but aren’t the terminators designed so they can fit in with humans? I mean, cover this guy with skin and maybe I’d buy it, but I don’t think I’d trust him if I saw those teeth. If that didn’t tip me off that it was a terminator, I might at least think it’s a Bond villain and start shooting.
Rot-Shit, too!
After the terminator heard MCG was directing his next movie, he went on a drunken binge and in an act of despiration tried to kill himself. He probably just wanted attention and is now gonna wear some gay bandana to cover up his ‘scars’. Robots are fucking stupid.
A robot with a smoking hole? Just like my roomba after I drank four "Mexican-Standoffs" (Cuervo and viagra).
Donkey, that could easily be a platinum grill making this terminator a rapper, and also an easy shooting target.
Back from a long weekend. And I know it’s old news, but how can you guys not love Bitch Slap? The last scene in the trailer is two girls cunt punting eaching other!
Sex-man’s teeth are scarier.
I’ll be baQ’a!
Kurgan, you ever seen a black terminator? Those models never even got to the humans’ hideouts. Other machines kept pulling them over and shooting.
I’m holding out hope that Bale keeps McGoober in check with this film. He now officially has the clout to tell any director, especially this dipshit, that he’s not happy with the way a film is headed.
You’re one ugly mu’qaD veS!
If the smoking hole was in the robot’s throat, I’d be scared shitless of my mom.
Killing All Humans: My Anti-Drug.
That’s no bullet hole. That’s for getting Robot Head from the Terminator. I like to call it the Pauly D Portal.
You could tell I just got done with it from the smoke it’s emitting.
This movie will pwn.
Wootsauce 20k.
It’s gonna be hard as hell to tell which movies are playing at the theater I drive by when every one of them is the same color. I guess I’ll just have to drive on the sidewalk.
I’d rather see a Toby Keith version of this for Beer for My Horses.
Probably a coincidence, but my Roomba was flipping through the phone book last night.
The fake Arnold’s catchphrase is: "What is the identity of your father and what is his profession?"
"Okay, who let William S. Burroughs play with the robots?"
Anybody else see a striking resemblance to Bai Ling in the thumbnail?
Anybody else see a striking resemblance to Bai Ling in the thumbnail?
Different smoking hole.
"Who’s Johnny she said, smiled and looked the other way
Who’s Johnny she said. I’ll fucking kill you"
"Okay, who let William S. Burroughs play with the robots?"
Who said there was an apple on his head?
Producers are talking about using this fake Arnold in a True Lies sequel. His wife will be played by Russel Crowe.
Maybe that terminator is the firearms instructor at terminator school. You know, like the shop teacher who’s alway missing a finger?
::Top-Gun style hi-lo five for Pauly::
I think that’s a pic from the factory floor and Inspector #6 is a just a wee bit over zealous.
I don’t give a litter box about this film, all I know is now I have this strange urge to listen to Iron Maiden.
Terminators always load five of six chambers when playing russian roulette. The one terminator who doesn’t get shot in the forehead is called a pussy.
Seeing as this a McG film, I’m half expected the Terminator to be cock-eyed.
The gig was up when the gigantic Winnie The Pooh that all the humans welcomed and adored was given a conundrum.
I’m also fully expected to use proper grammar, but that doesn’t stop me.
Sainara, small human.
While I’d like to be optimistic about this film, I’m pretty sure McG will fuck it full of stupid like an engorged retard in a donut shop. The nice thing is that the Terminator tv show was surprisingly bad-ass. This just proves the central point of my doctoral thesis: robots are awesome, but hot female robots are always…always…more awesome.
lower your core temperature, bundled phallus.
I love Sarah Connor Chronicles Rot. I could probably do without Brian Austin Green douching the place up, but he’s not a deal breaker for me. Summer Glau makes up for his lacking.
Don’t be fooled by that bullet hole! The only way to be sure they’re dead is when their eyes display the blue screen.
hinder your dinner bread, desensitized male genitals
Submit to me a query, the answer to which I would ordinarily falsify
Are we gonna die?
Affirmative!
McG’s Terminators are foiled when Vista is installed.
Same here JHC. It also surprised me that I didn’t find Green to be too terribly loathsome (which I think is a credit to the producers of that show). They need to make John a little less emo, but other than that, they did that shit right. Of course, now I keep wandering over to the robotics department on campus and pestering them with comments like "You know who you should make this robot look like…"
I play a constant game of cat-and-mouse with campus security.
Come on Bennett, throw away the Qa’Hom gun, you don’t just want to pull the trigger, you want to put the knife in me, and look me in the eye, and see whats going on in there when you turn it, thats what you want to do, right?
Don’t disturb my veQnuj, he’s dead tired.
I’ll stop now…promise.
LET OFF SOME STEAM, BAKTAG!
I lied.
That’s not a bullet hole. They made the robot listen to Brian Austin Green’s rap album and the CPU blew like Ratner taking his turn at the route-60 rest stop glory-hole.
McG wants to change the title to Terminator: Bots and Hoes.
Okay, reading over my posts today, I realize I’m turning into a simile-whore. But, I can’t help it. They just come to me like…um…
Spoiler: Sarah Connor will be played by Bernie Mac.
New up
Love that joker!
This is what it looks like when ED-209 finishes on your face.
Now say "Oh, what a lovely tea party. You have 10 seconds to comply…"