After the jump I’ve got the second trailer for a movie that’s actually called Space Chimps. The most impressive thing about it is that they still had the balls to release it after Wall E came out. It’s like bringing a limp dildo to a gun fight.
Why would someone make a limp dildo, you ask? I dunno – look, I’m just the messenger (probably NWS). I’m also somewhat offended they describe a flaccid, three-inch dildo as “not usable for penetration”. How dare you, sir.
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It’s like bringing a limp dildo to a gun fight
Showdown at the So-Gay Corral?
Any child who drags their parents to see this instead of TDK should be thrown in a forced labor camp.
Why were you looking for a dildo?
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. It can’t be coincidence that whenever someone does anything involving primates, the colors chosen for their clothes are the same as The Knicks.
YAY!! SPACE CHIMPS!!!!
This message was brought to you by the letter Q. As in ‘Queer’.
JHC, Patrick Ewing would like a word with you. He’s over there in that dark alley with Anthony Mason and Charles Oakley.
So, can Spike Lee be pissed about THIS film?
Anthony Mason still scares the shit out of me Pauly.
Charles Oakley looks like Pauly’s avatar in negative.
Space Chimp climbs steps to launch pad carrying a bucket of PANDA SEMEN, slips on BANANA PEEL and spills PANDA SEMEN; sees two geese, says "there goes your Christmas bonuses, cuntface!" and does air guitar.
I didn’t even know the Starz! channel had an animation division.
Hopefully the first and last project outta these guys, I mean really?
Why do I get the feeling that BET won’t have a ‘First Look’ special on this movie?
"…they still had the balls to release it after Wall E came out."
Would you say it was Balls-E?
/smiles and at winks at own groin
I’m also somewhat offended they describe a flaccid, three-inch dildo as “not usable for penetration”.
I’ve been called a 6′ 4" dildo not usable for penetration too. Usually after I try to stare down a 750 of Jack and a few Busch Lights.
I just hope that the most submissive chimp always takes the time to point out all of the minor and insignificant flaws of the other ones.
What? isn’t is supposed to be the most submissive chimps job to be the nit-picker?
Tyler Perry’s making his own outerspace movie…
(swept off the stage by the Apollo clown)
In space, no one can hear you fling poo.
*Rocket Ship lands, Chodin exits hatch and pulls pants up*
Hey "chick I just fucked", look at that there rocket ship that just landed!
I’m also somewhat offended they describe a flaccid, three-inch dildo as “not usable for penetration”. How dare you, sir.
(thanks to Verne Troyer for the tip.)
Come on. None of these "monkies as black people" quips have a leg to stand on. A shaved chimp is pink, whiteys. The correct primates you’re all looking for are gorillas.
If NASA would have just figured out how to send a goddamn octopus to space, they would have saved a lot of shit clean up.
I’m also not buying any of that "Monkees as black people" shit either. Have you ever seen Mickey Dolenz? That dude is fucking WHITE!
If they do not have a scene with white guys in business suits hitting an obelisk with sticks and bones I’ll be very dissapointed.
Those chimps do got some sweet ‘chops going on though.
chod,
I read "chick, I just farted".
Both seem appropriate.
One question: do farts smell in space?
So am I the only one who reflexively reaches for a remote every time he hears Patrick Warburton’s voice?
I bet if you fart in space, it smells forever.
Caption: After thier heroic assistance with the space program, the US sent several chimps to mime school.
I’m never going to reach my dream of joining a hip-hop dance crew if you guys keep making tacky race jokes.
Vince, it’s not the race jokes that are holding you back. It’s your lack of skill in doing "The Catepillar".
Five bucks says that, at some point in the movie, something goes wrong in the spaceship and the only tool that can solve the problem is a monkey wrench; any takers?
(offer void if that joke showed up anywhere in the trailer)
New up
My race jokes are only tacky because they have giant rims and sparkle paint.