Opening in October, How to Lose Friends and Alienate People is an adaptation of a memoir by British journalist Toby Young, chronicling his failed five-year attempt to make it as a contributing editor at Vanity Fair. But just because it’s based on a true story doesn’t mean it’s not exactly like The Devil Wears Prada. Who knew working at fruity jerk-off magazines was such a big deal?
Still, Simon Pegg’s in it, and not only is he pretty funny, but his last name is a slang term for a woman using a strap-on to have anal sex with a man. Coincidence? Uh, probably. Trailer after the jump.
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Ah, so that’s why you were searching for dildos yesterday.
Jason alienate people by stabbing them to tree.
Pretty sure all the commentors "over there" have raped any thread with Megan Fox in it, so I’m going to try and be different from them by saying, "I am a straight man who would have sex with Megan Fox".Â
What kind of a loser takes 5 years to lose friends and alienate people? All I need is 5 minutes, a Ho-Ho and a few pubes.
The Mighty Fek’lhr is unsure why a woman has to wear a strap on so He can fuck her up the ass?
…*Robo whispers something to Fek*…
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DOR SHO GHA!
Jason glad to lose friends like Kirsten Dunst. When she not around, Jason take off mask and make funny faces like her for co-workers!
I’m still waiting for someone to greenlight my memoir "How many times can I jack off today, without dying 8=D – - – ".
Your memoir is stuck together
Chod, instead of one day, make it 30 days and call it "Super ‘Bate Me"
That was either Kirsten Dunst eating an apple or Sexman eating a plum.
The title of your memoir should be ‘Cum on Eileen"
The title of His memoir is "I.P. Freely". :(
My memoir is just a list of people to kill.
I’m in the midst of a newer memoir titled "You do not have the latest version of Flash Player, so go fuck yourself with shrapnel".Â
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People? I’m sure it doesn’t help to spend all day commenting on a blog.
How to lose friends: take them into the woods and then just run away.
How to alienate people: take them to another country and then just run away.
Kind of gives Square Pegs a whole new meaning eh?
I tried to alienate a chick once, but she refused to fuck me with my E.T. mask on.
It’s cause you kept saying "ouuuch"
Chod, was it the mask or the glowing penis?
I once "loosed" at friend.
What? It was college, plus we didn’t text message afterwards, so it wasn’t gay.
Is losing friends and alienating people harder than losing a guy in 10 days? I’m just curious because that movie fucking sucked.
‘Â I once "loosed" at friend. ‘
"Loosed at friend" is where you shake your butthole at them.
Jeff Bridges? Fuck, I thought that was Glenn Close.
Zog submit memoir. Publisher give back Zog and say "No helping verb. Fix and re-submit". Zog no understand comment – Zog never help verb.
Kirsten Dunst has a penis, right? That’s got to be revealed eventually because she’s fucking gross.
My memoir is also about aliens and Pegs : (
I have reason to believe that bitch, Kristen Dunst, is still a vampire.
I’d like to see somebody do a remake of John Cleese’s How To Irritate People. Preferably John Cleese, as nobody is anywhere near as funny as he.
Also, my memoir is entitled Just Fuckin Touch It Already! It’s Not Gonna Kill You or Anything!
Subtitled But I Will.
My ballsack wants it’s mommy.
Holy shit, was that the *SCREAM* from every movie and video game?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YDpuA90KEY
Da Wilhelm Scream
new up
Michelle…that.was.fucking.dope.
At 2.19 on Michelle’s link there’s a scene where Han tricks a Stormtrooper to go flying over a rail. I can’t remember ever seeing that before. Is that from Return of the Jedi?