SHOCKING SEX AND THE CITY NEWS
07.11.08
Alt. Headline: WOMEN BE SHOPPIN!
Sex and the City made a buttload of money and the actors in it don’t do anything else, so it comes as a big shock that HBO has confirmed that a sequel is in development. The best part of this is that EW has a comments section. It’s nice, because so often I see something on the news and think, “Huh. I wonder what a braindead harpy would think about this.” And now I know! Thanks, EW! It’s like the loveless marriage I was never trapped in!
Amanda Fri, Jul 11, 2008 at 08:49 AM EST
Yay!!! I loved the movie, and can’t wait for the sequel! I agree, Big needs to be a really good husband–they NEED to let him and Carrie be happy! Can’t wait to see what this fantastic team comes up with next!GeeMoney Fri, Jul 11, 2008 at 08:42 AM EST
I would love to see another SATC film, as long as Big DOESN’T cheat, divorce or disappoint Carrie again. Enough already! Can we please make a movie where he’s a good husband?
Amen, sister! I mean, why can’t they make a film with no plot or conflict? It works great on Entourage. YAY!! Another pool scene!!
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Lince, you are trying to get me to jump off that bridge, aren’t you?
This is so fucked up, they’re gonna need to get a black sheriff to ride in and save them.
Nice Entourage burn.
*clap clap clap*
fek,
"…fell, or was pushed. Two male hispanics were seen fleeing the scene".
…as long as Big DOESN’T cheat, divorce or disappoint Carrie again…
Hmmm, you know, I never really had thought of Scott Peterson as a "hero," but now….
The only way this banner pic could be better is if instead of a bat, that guy had a knife and fork, and was wearing a
sombreroyarmulkeCubs baseball cap and a Punisher Tshirt!Thanks a lot, Vance. Now I know Carrie and Big got married in the first one. There’s no way I can watch it, or the sequel, now.
^^ that’s gonna be my excuse, anyway.
Dammit, TW, I knew I shouldn’t have crossed out sombrero!!!
Ok, who posted this one?
Qaplah! all you forshak-hut dwellers need to meet the business end of my Bat’leh!
Tengo, I’m looking at you…
More blowjobs would be nice. Being on the receiving end, that is. Oh yeah, Sex and the City; never seen it, never will.
Maybe Big will wise up and leave his days of beastiality behind him as well
Holy shit, Donk, is that really on there???
Hey, ladies, I have an idea. Read a book. No, not one Oprah says you should, a real book.
Oh, and kill yourselves. Thanks!
WELL IT IS NOW!
No Fek, wanna fix that?
+1 Donk. I’d nominate that but i don’t think i’ve bookmarked this week’s cotw.
Lance, if you’re gonna post a spoiler pic of the next movie, can’t you at least pick one that doesn’t reveal which character dies?
I hope that Carrie leaves Mr. Big for a nice black pimp in the sequel. They could call it "Sex in the City 2: Smack a Bitch With My Shoe".
Matthew Broderick is masturbating to that banner pic as you read this.
I think that all the other comments, about how a 50 yearold cant really be a slut and less close ups of SJP are the best.
Fek, Nice!
I know next to nothing about this whole series, as I’ve desperately stayed away from it. But from what I understand, the whole entire run of the series would be alright in my book if in the sequel, now that horseface is married, it was nothing but two hours of her cooking, cleaning, and giving this "Big" fellow blowjobs constantly. With how religiously women take this show, I think this is a necessity for the future of our society.
Oh, I see you beat me to it Fek. Ha
Wow, I’m missing a lot by not being able to see the banner pic. I’ll just pretend it’s of something else. Mmmm, oh Kiera, you are such a tease!
What the hell? Do women not give blowjobs anymore?
Someone better alert Tijuana that it appears Gary Busey is in town again.
The women commenting on that story are such good writers, they should start their own magazine: Harpies Bazaar
FAKER!
I saw a movie where Fek’lhr hangs out with dried up whorebags, buys expensive shoes and looks for love. It was called "Feks in the City".
Why the hell is Biff Tannen beating that horse?
I love you gays.
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels this EW link needs to get "Filmdrunked".
I think the women of EW would appreciate Zog Durst‘s opinion on the next SATC movie.
NICE SHOES ASSHOLE!!
I would really like to know what kind of SATC fan posts comments under the name GeeMoney. This person obviously doesn’t want anything to happen in the sequel.
Here’s the opening line to the EW article:
Get ready for more cosmos and screaming women!
I think they’ve been snooping around my basement.
What happened to SJP, Did some one Kill her. Where’d the banner pic come from? Is she really dead or is this one of Lince’s sweet photoshop jobs?
Robo-that was fucking sweet!
I think they deleted my comment. All I said was:
DOR SHO GAH! It appears that previous transmission echoed in Samantha’s sarlac pit!
BTK, The Mighty Fek’lhr ONLY wears Chuck Taylors!!! QAPLAH!
Fek, Donk didnt really post that.
Fek, Donk didnt really post that.
I’ll take "No shit." for $100, Alex! :P
[lisps] This is gonna be awesome!
Wow, that Aimless sounds really gay. Wait, what the fuck?
Jeez Fek, ya big forshak hut dwelling meanie!!!
**runs off crying***
New up, but ignore it…the EW board is more fun!
(there, there, Eib…I was just joshing ya!
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WEDGIE!!!)
Still, I would wade through a pool of the other three’s entrails to shoot a tré into Kristin Davis’ piece. I almost had her at Rutgers and blew my chance, fucking moron that I am…
I’m ashamed to own a vagina.
re: picture source, uh, wtf?
If we nommed shit from other boards, I’d nom that EW thread.