ROB ZOMBIE IS GOOD AT CONCEPT ART
07.30.08
Not much is known about Rob Zombie’s Tyrranosaurus Rex, other than that it’s about "a wrestler on the run from a biker gang from hell", and that the Alex-Horley-drawn concept art is pretty badass.
At first I was a little freaked out by the size of Grizzly Adams’ man boobs, but it won me over with the tagline: "FUCK THE WORLD". Subtle but effective, I think.
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I thought Fuck the World was supposed to be the title of Lindsey Lohan’s autobiography.
I’d be happy with a handjob from the world.
If you’re gonna run from a biker gang, your best bet is to go north where you freeze your fucking nose off if you go above 30 mph.
Burnsy, I’d rather look into the world’s eyes when we make love, but I’m a hopeless romantic like that.
I’d be happy with a handjob from my wife.
@Rot–we think similarly. I would also have accepted this as the credo on the Tommy Lee coat of arms.
Danny Trejo’s a pretty cool guy, but he’s gonna have to hit the gym extra hard to live up to that poster.
It’s obvious that he just decimated her cherry. Deflowering virgins is serious business, do it wrong and they exsanguinate as you can clearly see.
That chick’s boobs are fucked up. Whoever drew this has obviously never seen or held titties. Was this drawn by the dude sitting by himself at comic-con?
By the way, that poster looks like the front cover drawing on every one of my high school notebooks (except instead of a manly beard, the big guy had an $8 haircut, glasses and what I like to describe as "delicate cheekbones").
Helpful Hint: those attempting to fuck the world by sticking their dicks in any holes in the ground they find would be wise to make sure those holes were not created by snakes.
Dude is pretty imposing until you get to the bellbottoms.
PS for Lohan, the world is not enough. Her current paramour is clearly a Martian.
That tag line should have been "Earn Your Red-Wings!"
They used this same poster to recruit ring card girls for Rampage Jackson’s last MMA fight.
I continue to say it: The world is stupid if it doesn’t find a way to do a Mad Max/Road Warrior reboot with Rob Zombie as the director. Perfection, right there. Plus, I might actually be able to follow the dialogue this time.
I’ll be looking out for the product placement of Dr. Cockthrob’s Super-Absorbant Feminine Hygiene Products and Taint Wax.
I heard Mia Wasikowska is going to show up at the premiere dressed like a Brontosaurus.
Well, this is obviously a remake of the Jean-Luc Godard cinema verite’ classic La Chinoise, about the moral miasma of the revoultionary spirit and its paradoxical juxtaposition against the nihilistic capitulation to social inequity resulting from the political ambivalence inherent to Jameson’s theory of Late Capitalism. Except with more vaginal tearing.
Judging from that poster, this should be renamed Tyrannosaurus Pecks.
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks Your Mom’s Box.
I meant "Pecs." Tyrannosaurus Pecks should be the new mascot for the KFC line of steroid-enhanced chicken.
This is a picture of Tyrannosaurus Pecks:
http://www.spsu.edu/recreation/Basketball-Men/atlantabigchicken.jpg
It’s the third most famous thing about my current town, behind a lynching of a Jew that caused the formation of the ADL, and my wife’s pancakes.
Lynching a Jew caused the formation of your wife’s pancakes? That sounds deliciously anti-Semitic.
The Mighty Fek’lhr wants to fuck this movie so bad.
do said pancakes have 6 points, by any chance?
Fek,
I just got a Hulk Temporary Tattoo in my Airheads package. The 6-bar pack.
Woo Hoo! UpRoxx in the upboxx!
…caused the formation of the ADL and my wife’s pancakes.
Made with Bris-Quik?
Well, having been outta the office for about 3 hours I’m torn on how I should feel. First off, getting outta the office at any time is always a great thing. But on the other hand, it’s caused me to miss 3 hours worth of Drunkeness. Thankfully you douches haven’t been talking about anything great, nor saying anything particularly hilarious. So, all around, win win for me!
Lester, what about that huge fucking cow they have over at Turner Field?
new up
when i read "fuck the world" i visualized him naked humping the mountainside.
It’s based off a comic he did called the Nail. Which fucking rocked the world. Lots of gore and blood and crazy shit. Good artwork.
This is bullshit. Everyone knows that Rob Zombie is working on his remake of ALIEN starring Sherri Moon Zombie, Sid Haig and Bill Mosely. It will take place on Mars where inbred hillbillies savagely kill astronauts who stop at their martian BBQ shack. The tagline is: "In space, no one can hear you scream while being killed by rednecks listening to Bachman Turner Overdrive real loud."
Taylor Mane isn’t that damn big.
you’re all fucking retarded. it’s based on a steve niles comic book co written by rob zombie. it s called: "NAIL". go read a fucking book.
that is all.
and the comic fucking sucked, by the way. ridiculously loose, childish plot. obviously hastily put together. "eh" art. nothing special. promise. lets hope the movie is the same type pf art house horror porn as house of a thousand corpses; its the only reason those movies were awesome.
If you read picture books for retards, you can’t complain when they are retarded.
half.echilon, you can’t say "that is all" then post something else. Anyways, we all know it’s a comic book called "NAIL" Go read a fucking blog.
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/post.phtml?pk=2028
I’m not sure if I should feel insulted because I don’t know as much about horror comic books as that guy, or if I should feel good because he’s a fucking tool whose opinion nobody either asked for or values.
So this half.echilon person actually thinks someone here gives a shit about the actual topic, in this case,bearded hesher dude monster comic books? That’s so awesome. Thanks for the new traffic, uproxx!