QUANTUM OF SOLACE HAS A NEW POSTER
07.17.08
The second poster for the new Daniel Craig James Bond flick Quantum of Solace has hit the web. It features Bond with his finger on the trigger of a big phallic symbol while wearing an impeccably tailored suit. It’s actually a sequel/mirror image-type thingie with the first poster. In any case, I’m glad they picked the right outfit to go with his gun. Most people will take a big silenced submachine gun and just throw on some military fatigues, but that just does not work. Submachine guns with black, Glocks go with pinstripes, Kalashnikovs look fab with Arab man dresses, head towels, and excessive ululating. And, call me fashion forward, but to me there’s nothing like RPGs and banana hammocks. Because after I blow up a helicopter, I just want to swing my junk back and forth and yell “Woo hoo!”
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That does not look like a Walther PPK 7mm. I’m almost feeling like this isn’t Bond at all.
You know, I think serious cat greatly improves this poster.
It one of those new Walthers, they like transform into a massive silenced machine gun at the touch of a button.
Sawed-off shotguns go with leather.
Slingshots go with horizontal stripes.
Spears go with fur.
C4 molded to look like small animals go with only the most casual of attire.
Solace: n – Sol is
1. Comfort in sorrow, misfortune, or distress; consolation.
Use:
I take solace in the fact that this gun could drop a moose from six miles away.
An open letter to all Prius owners.
Dear Prius owners,
Please get out of the left lane!
Sincerely,
The guy behind you.
In the Red Band poster he’s holding the gun a different way.
Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise…. Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency etc
C4 molded to look like small animals go with only the most casual of attire.
Vince already called that attire for RPGs, though.
Psych! Michael Bay totally gotcha! That’s actually the poster for Transformers 2 and Daniel Craig is playing Megatron. He’s slightly effeminate British man-candy in disguise.
/someone whispers in flux’s ear that banana hammocks aren’t casual.
Well shit, no wonder I get funny looks at work on casual Fridays.
An open letter to all
Prius ownersdrivers.Dear
Prius ownersguy in front of a silver BMW 3-Series,Please get out of the left lane!
Sincerely,
The guy behind you.
Wow Stoney! You drive a BMW 3-Series?
I drive a Kia Sephia….with a spoiler on it!!! YEAH!!!! I ROCK!!!
I drive my girlfriends Nissan Micra. It’s red.
GRRRRR MANS CAR!!!!
An open letter to all
Prius ownersdrivers.Dear
Prius ownersguy in front of an ancient tank of a SAAB with non-matching touch-up paint,Please get out of the left lane!Move bitch, get out the way. I can ram you with this shit and not even spill my drink.Sincerely,
The guy behind you.
An open letter to all
Priuswomenowners.Dear
Prius ownerswomen,Please
get out of the left lanedo not get mad when I Donkey Punch you! It’s erotica at it’s best.Sincerely,
The guy behind you.
That does not look like a Walther PPK 7mm. I’m almost feeling like this isn’t Bond at all.
Erswi, I’m actually pretty cool with the gun change. Except for the part where he is sad because his girlfriend died, I really like the psycho killer James Bond they’re creating. Anything to get away from the effeminate Nancy Bond played by Brosnan.
It features Bond with his finger on the trigger of a big phallic symbol
His finger isn’t on the trigger douche-nozzle.
Psycho Killer? Ques-que ‘ce?
And I believe the most casual of attire..would be…errr…no you can play through…
Craig may well become the best bond ever but at the moment for me, it’s still timothy Dalton. He was pretty bad ass. If he’d of had top notch material he’d be a legend….I mean an even bigger legend.
Wow Stoney! You drive a BMW 3-Series?
I drive a Kia Sephia….with a spoiler on it!!! YEAH!!!! I ROCK!!!
Damn it, Hummus! Now I know what you drive! The spoiler warning is supposed to go before the info.
And seriously, a Kia?
You little cinnamon roll, I love you!
Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa run run run away………
In that full sized poster pic he looks like a giant walking on a desserted planet. A desserted planet of big guns and bigger dongs.
In a world…of giant men and their giant dongs…one girl has a dream…
i don’t know what it is about ol’ Daniel Craig… he’s an average looking guy at best, but he’s still somehow a friggin pimp.
i’m on board with you, donkey, i like the reinvention.
I wish serious cat were my guradian angel. Instead, mine tells me to get drunk and "that’s totally not a dude, you can fuck hi..er…*cough* her."
I’m with Donkey (wow, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve said that…). I think that gun’s more realistic. When you’ve got a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail–and when you’ve got a freakin’ license to kill, the whole world better hurry the fuck up and decide whether they want a grande frappuccino or a low-fat latte or a cup of hot semen or whatever because all I want is a goddamn cup of coffee. Bang.
Oh, and some…what is that, crumb cake? Yeah, I’ll take that.
Yes. A Kia.
I bought that back in 2000 when I worked for Blockbuster and i was all I could afford.
My salary has since tripled (THANK YOU COLLEGE DEGREE!) and I just can’t bring myself to get rid of it for an upgrade. It gets 30 miles to the gallon. It has never broke down on me. Good car.
Eibz, I tried to blast music yesterday but all that was on the radio was Talking Heads. I be mad pimpin’ indeed. And sticky!
I’m with Donkey
I’m going to get my wife to say that when she gets pregnant
Personally I think Clive Owen would be THE best James Bond.
Penis
I would like to see some Bourne prequels but with Clive’s character.
Michelle, the whole movie actually does take place on a desserted planet. The movie starts out in the gum drop mountains, followed by a rousing car chase through cup cake valley, with a slight pause for romance in the lake of milk shakes. Then, the exciting climax takes place on the sugared over Lake Creme Brulee in Iceland.
Which really pisses me off because everyone knows that Iceland is really known for its molten lava chocolate cake, and Greenland is where everything is sugared over.
For the record, my 8 year old 3 Series has 135k miles, a roof rack (for building materials), and a baby seat. I bought it used and paid less than most people were paying for a Taurus at the time.
We can talk later about my 18 year old 3 series race car with 218k miles on it that I originally bought for $800…
new up
Summertime is for linen and an M1 Garand with a walnut stock.
Oh and BTK, 2006 Toyota Tundra. Real men drive trucks.
It has never broke down on me. Good car.
Have a fun ride home tonight, you dumb shit.
What does this have to do with Batman?
That’s a nice font.