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I know how you’ve all been waiting for this moment, so I won’t keep you in suspense. The Duchess, starring Keira Knightley as the Duchess of Devonshire, finally has a poster! It opens September 19th and I can’t wait to see it. Me and my bros are gonna go check it out after we mix up some jungle juice for the Alpha Phi party (More like the all-for-free party, am I right? Someone give me a fist bump!). Oh man, it’s gonna be so sick.
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Good morning, Drunkards!
Also, Kiera is eye fucking the shit out of me. Look at her. Fucking look at her!
Just in case Bex doesn’t get here on time for this post. I’m sure he woud want all the FDers to know that he would very much like to engage in sexual intercourse with Keira Knightley.
Is it safe to say the trend in movie posters has gone from black/white/red to tan/brown and uh, beige?
It was nice of them to photoshop some cleavage onto her.
Next thing you know, Orlando Bloom will be playing a homosexual.
Shouldn’t her jaw get above-the-title billing?
*channels Bex*
I would skullfuck Keira Knightly’s boney ass with Fek’lhr’s dick! DOR SHO GAH!
Ralph Fiennes looks like he’s irritated at the period-accurate lack of personal hygiene.
Kiera Knightly stars in Dutches, the story of a young lady born into royalty as she is finally introduced to sunlight.
Fuck Kiera all you want, but at the end of the day, she "bones" you.
I’m going to write a based-on-a-true-story piece about my own life. It’ll start out with the main character, just a simple man, doing pushups. The story will move on to me driving sports cars, killing spies, banging supermodels, and stopping an alien invasion.
Hey, at least part of that story is true (I played a LOT of Spy Hunter as a kid).
Kiera Knightly stars in Dutches, a tale of a young lady born into royalty and her forbidden love afair with The Duke. Her Irish Setter.
Ralph Fiennes is upset because Keira just gave him the Duchess Oven.
Keira Knightley stars in Dutches, the tale of a young lady born into royalty forced to deal with political turmoil, and a tapeworm.
Kiera Knightly stars in "Duchess," the tale of woman who can’t pluralize the term for residents of Amsterdam.
Donk and Fek thanks for reminding all of the drunckards that i would very much like to have sexual relations with Keira Knightley
I got my X-Files movies today!
eight episodes total-
You see kids! Dreams can come true. Just remember, nothing is impossible as long as you remember Vince likes you to cup his balls and give a slight twist on the up stroke.
Thanks for the movies Boss Man.
so who own the batman dvds?
J-you are such a fag!
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I think this movie is about the first woman automobile driver. Didn’t they make a song about it?
Bex-Brian
Bex aren’t you afraid you’d break her?
Bad Blood is the one with Luke Wilson and that fat ginger from The Sandlot, right? That one’s awesome.
If I was Ralph Fiennes, I’d be pissed that I get pigeonholed as the "Gay-ass British dude".
Yes it is Vince, and yes it was. I think the buck-teeth on Wilson are what really pull the whole room together in that one.
she just drives me crazy i dont know i’ve seen POTC like 10 times, POTC3 was worff it just to see her in that short chinese dress
potc3 gets better the more you watch it. After 4 or 5 times, you have picked up enough shit you missed before and have those "aha!" moments when things make a little more sense.
New up.
Bex – she’s topless and dead in The Hole.
According to ancient custom, Kiera must be addressed as "Your Grace" and only passed on the left hand side.
Bex – she’s topless and dead in The Hole.
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve said that….
oh shit robo thanks for the tip
She’s also topless in Domino. Come to think of it, she hasn’t done a movie like that in a while. I miss the “get naked and knock someone out” Kiera.
She looks a lot like Portman there.
Creepy.
MOAR X-Files posts plz.
oh how i love KK…K
The Duchess of Devonshire was so classy that she used to stick her pinky out when she jacked dudes off.