The fifth trailer for The Dark Knight has hit the tubes and it turns out to be the one lobbed to the slavering pack of fanboys at Wizard World Chicago last year. It’s really just a more poundingly scored melange of footage from other trailers that have come since, and a little bit of Two Face ordering a drink at the end. He does amazing quarter shots. You should see. Elsewhere, Worst Previews has 13 clips from the film which everyone has already determined to be the best thing since sliced breast. Try it sometime with a little schmeer of the crab dip. Mutiliation was only occasionally so tasty.
So, yeah, this should be enough to keep my boner going for another 11 days or however many until it comes out. Can’t really remove the tally marks from my arm as the days pass. Plus I’m losing a lot of blood from them. Hopefully the rest keeps that boner going. He can manage the typinghkdkkcdkbkewkdndpxpwxm
-Christmas Ape
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Who’s the corporate sponser for this movie, U-Haul?
The marketing for this movie officially hit OVERLOAD about 2 months ago.
Ugh, I don’t want to see anymore. Just the damned movie.
"even Batman tossing Joker"
I think Michelle, Eibz and Al just exploded.
Ape, Two Face is good at all the drinking games.
You should see his distractions for beer pong.
It only took Batman 87 seconds to toss the Joker. Is he that good, or does the Joker have PE problems?
If I were in charge at Warner Bros, I’d start running a trailer for the 2011 sequel just to fuck with people.
Phew…I know I’m not the only one who needs a nap now. And perhaps a moist towelette. And a cigarette…and that lamp.
Remember when bad movies were the ones that needed to do this level of marketing?
One more Batman trailer and I think all those levees in the midwest are going buckle under the flood of nerd-spooge.
Whatever happened to those kids standing on street corners supporting Harvey Dent’s campaign?
Who wants to bet Hillary had them killed?
I heard if you watch every trailer and clip in order back to back, you don’t even need to go see the movie.
If your nerd erection lasts more than four months of viral marketing, please consult your physician.
I heard the Joker is pretty lifeless in bed.
Look, in the sky! It’s the BOOSH signal!
I wish this movie would have took my virginiy instead that hooker in Mexico.
This is starting to turn into that hour-long car ride to an amusement park with a five-year old. I mean, you’re pretty excited you get to go, but the kid in the backseat just keeps excitedly yelling "We’re going to Worlds of Fun!" At first, you share the excitement too, but after 45 minutes of this kid yelling it, you actually start to hate Worlds of Fun a little and just want to punch the kid to make him shut the fuck up about it now that it’s so close.
This is why I don’t take dates to amusement parks anymore.
If this movie doesn’t come out soon, people are gonna go batshit crazy.
Wocka.
Maybe I’m not hip to the nerd world, but there’s a bunch of wizards that have a convention in Chicago every year? If you toss in Selena Gomez, hell, I might consider crashing it.
GRRR, IF THERE’S GRASS ON THE FIELD, PLAY BALL!!!!!
I can’t beat
off at work, without getting fired, while looking atthe Snorg Tees girls, so I have decided to join them.Remember when bad movies were the ones that needed to do this level of marketing?
Dude, how senile do you think I am, Hancock only came out last Friday.
About three months ago, me and Christian Bale were playing the back nine holes at TPC Sawgrass, and I asked him:
Lord H: "Chris, who’s the most under rated actor of this generation?"
Christian: "Well, it’s either Gary Oldman or you, Lord H."
Lord H: "Oh Chris, you flatter me!"
Christian: "Well, it’s true. your work on that Burger King commercial was nothing less than Oscar material."
Lord H: "Yeah, I was pretty good, I guess."
Christian: "You GUESS?! Lord H., the way you carried your tray from the counter to the table and then proceeded to put ketchup on your freedom fries made me SMELL the fries. I could almost feel the bubble of your cola as you took a drink from your straw. Bravo, I say. Bravo."
Lord H: "Ohhhh, teehee, stop it." *blush*
True story
Does this Batman Movie have an official not-quite-juice sponsor?
I’m thinking "BatarangaTang"
*Donkey continues to scrap knife against the bottom of the Batman jokes jar*
There’s still a little left in here!
In the ghetto (Kansas), "Scrap" and "Scrape" mean the same thing. We hate superfluous E’s hanging out on the end of our words.
Donkey
Who Dey?Hodey, did you catch last night’s Batpodcast about Bruce Wayne’s new motobike?I musta missed that Lester, I was busy watching all the trailers back to back on my computer while listening to an interview with Christian Bale that was on while they were showing Batman Begins.
Hey, did you know there’s a new Batman movie coming out soon?
Yo Donkey, put some water in dat jar and shake it!
I heard as the next step in the Advertisement Campaign they’re gonna light Chris O’Donell on fire in the middle of Time Square and when he screams in pain some one will come out and say "Why So Serious?" and we’ll all laugh… except Chris O’Donell, he’ll just die
New post, more drunk equines.
man i hope arnie reappears as mr freeze in this one, it was the only thing missing from the last one, and pretty much the reason i refuse to aknowledge batman begins as ‘a great movie’.