Poor Spencer Taylor. Like any normal 20-year-old, all he wanted to do was dress up all fruity and steal some Batman crap from the local cinema in Three Rivers, Michigan. But then the no-fun police had to step in with their usual cockblockery.
[Taylor] was arrested early yesterday morning for allegedly trying to steal Batman posters and other collectibles from a theater showing "The Dark Knight."
The Associated Press said Mr Taylor was wearing a purple suit, a green wig and face paint in the style of Batman’s nemesis in The Dark Knight.
Detective Mike Mohney said he expected Mr Taylor to be charged with larceny and malicious destruction of property and appear in court on August 5.
I guess that last part answers the obvious "Why So Serious?" question. Anyway, it’s times like these when I’m thankful stealing hearts is not a crime.
[via News.com.au and thesmokinggun - Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]
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I wonder if they gave him his phone call.
They still haven’t caught the guy who keeps breaking into the zoo and raping the antarctic birds though.
…in the style of Batman’s nemesis in The Dark Knight
Wrong. He was going for "Prince in white-face."
His jail name will be The Poker.
I was going to get a CockBlockerry, but I hear the email service is unreliable.
This is like that time a Klingon in Iowa was arrested for masturbating in front of posters for The Princess Diaries.
Not since the Hamburgler has one conceived of a more conspicuous outfit to commit a robbery.
*incoming transmission*
The Mighty Fek’lhr has astonishing news! This "Joker" stole nothing! He was found guilty of "wussing out on TDK and sneaking in to watch Mamma Mia"! DOR SHO GHA! A crime punishable by A2M with Harry Knowles!
*end transmission*
See, aren’t things more interesting in Fek’lhr’s world?
You mean to tell me the Three Rivers PD doesn’t have a single cop there named Gordon or O’Hara to release a statement? Fuckers could have at least played along…
This is like that time a Klingon in Iowa was arrested for masturbating in front of posters for The Princess Diaries.
LOL! More like posters for "Look Who’s Talking 2", or "Spy Kids"! What a burn on that guy!
…
Dor sho gha!!!
I’m guessing his next costume will be Wonder-Woman.
Ironically enough, Taylor shared a cell with a guy wearing a Punisher t-shirt. Let’s just say Spencer did his best "Jason Varitek" impression that night.
After his first night in prison, the Joker was walking more like the Penguin.
Next time he goes on a crime spree he should dress up as Sasquatch or the Cloverfield monster, something a little more subtle.
Is it too late to join the party?
I hope this sparks a wave of petty crimes comitted by movie villian wannabes, primarily because I’ve been waiting for a video of that ‘how to get free government grant money’ guy to get beat by local cops for years.
Finally. It’s been two weeks since we’ve had a HOO BOY THAT’S GAY tag.
He was implicated by his accomplices, a man with emphysema and a graveyard-shift working marijuana user.
This guy was just a patsy. The real criminal was his girlfriend dressed as Harley Quinn, sneaking in their Tab and Starcrunch.
Burnsy-nice one two combo we had there!
Dor sho gha, indeed!
/High Vulcan five
Before-ready to stal shit from The Dark Knight.
After-Ready to attend Twilight forum at Comic Con!
+e
Photo on right – mug shot taken at central booking.
Photo on left – shot taken at time of release from his overnight incarceration.
Officer: "OK, Dork Knight… (takes picture) Now, let’s get that makeup off and take your mugshot."
Spencer: "What was the picture you just took?"
Officer: "It’s called the Internet, jackass."
Joker: "I would like my phone call, please."
Officer: "Fine, here you go."
Joker: "MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
it’s times like these when I’m thankful stealing hearts is not a crime.
Tell that to Mola Ram.
Wasn’t this guy just open-mouth kissing Halle Berry at the Oscars a few years ago?
Hey! Did you guys know that Jason Varitek is CATCHER for the Red Sox?
Wow Donk. Wow.
Was his getaway car covered with duckies and bunnies?
Either this guy was dressed as the Joker, or he LOVED Bronson Pinchot in True Romance.
He’s about to get shown a very different magic trick involving a pencil.
I’d rather be this guy than the guy who dressed up as Two-Face and made out with himself.
<=== Just heard that police arrested a white guy.
Is "gaywad" spelled with one word or two?
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I can’t change my avi…
<falls to knees, flips off god>
…UPROOOOOXXXXXX!!!!!!
Ironically, his one phone call was made to Mary Kate Olson.
<=== Thought dude was a ghost
This was just a publicity stunt for his band. Check them out at http://www.myspace.com/emoteenagegaywads
<=== Just blew his mind thinking about a white guy putting on white face.
This won’t be a real batman movie until the darkies start shaving the bat signal into the back of their afros.
<======= Jesus riding a dinosaur thinks this kid is gay.
I just had a fundie on Topix ask if I was a pervert. I told him, "You have no idea." Kahless, I love America!
ROFLKOTAL! The Mighty Fek’lhr gets it now, Spencer was wearing makeup because otherwise he looks like a douchewad kotal!!!
I sincerely hope that there’s a giant black dude in his cell that greets him with a hearty
"SPENCAAA"
…and you know, always has his back.
Idea – good
+ Execution – bad
= Sodomy
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Michelle, I ♥ you for referencing Spencer for Hire.
Aw, he looks like a young Cillian Murphy.
Too bad for him.
what you dont see in the first photo is the mary-kate doll hanging from his penis. and in the second you dont get to see the look on her face, it was that of a person who has just been duped.
Dude looks an awful lot like The Scarecrow once you get the makeup off.
god, transexual hookers wear alot of makeup in gotham!