A new batch of pictures from Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li has hit the web. It’s probably going to suck a lot because there’s a guy from the Black Eyed Peas in it.
In this picture, I believe Michael Clarke Duncan (as Balrog) is saying, "Motherf*cker, what part of ‘mine-o, not yours-o’ don’t you understand?" or possibly, "Don’t you ever touch a black man’s Quizno’s flatbread Sammie!"
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and the award for "worst asian-old man makeup" goes to…
Chun Li took the guac out my shirt and creased my slacks razor sharp.
Balhog says "I got next!".
no tickee, no shirtee.
Someone is stealing that chick’s ponytail in the second picture and she doesn’t even realize it!
Street Fighter use guns? Still the Hadouken will merk his ass.
SAY "CORNBREAD, BOSS" ONE MORE TIME, DOUCHEBAG!
In a sort of unrelated story, a friend of mine was telling me about a wedding of a friend where the ceremony was taking place at the same place as the reception so the DJ was in charge of the ceremony music as well. Long story short, he played Let’s Get Retarded when the Minister walked down the aisle at the beginning of the wedding.
Third pic:
Swat member: "Times, times. TIME OUT! I got something in my eye"
Which Belgian guy did they get for Guile?
Is Chun Li a dicktease to one of the main characters in this too?
/smallville honk
Mmm Mmm Mmm Toasty
I hope they get that dude from The Replacements to play E. Honda. What was his name? Nigel Gruff?
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li’s Sideways Snatch
Michael Clarke Duncan is more afraid of that mouse than it is of him.
I have this tape of WWF Monday Night Raw from around the time The Scorpion King came out. MCD was in the front row, and trying to be "fan-tough" to one of the managers (Shane McMahon).
Fucking Shane rears back like he’s gonna backhand him, and MCD flinches SO BAD he almost falls over. It was one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen on fucking wrestling.
Fek. Don’t get the Duke started on Gay Wrestlin’.
I’m gonna go to the theater and pay for this movie with all of my unused tokens from the arcade in my town that closed down.
Ha! just kidding. No way I see this piece of shit in theaters.
Are the the Murton Colliery Brass Band still providing the soundtrack for this?
http://www.murtoncollieryband.com/
Totally self-indulgent gag, but you linked to the thread, so there.
I didn’t play street fighter much growing up so I’ll just ignore this video-game-to-shitty-movie trend until House of the Dead or Time Crisis comes into play.
On the bright side, crapta has his new avatar.
<=== Is what MCD is pointing his gun at.
Get out of my mind witch!
I ruled at Street Fighter when I was a lad……now I rule at crying myself to sleep.
The Pees got a black eye because you shouldn’t have to say, "Dinner is ready when I get home!" more than once.
nyFla, that’s the worst Master Blaster avi ever.
2 of these pictures look more suitable for a Counter-Strike movie.
seriously, guns in street fighter?
It ain’t no Double Dragon. If it ain’t Double Dragon it can fuck right the hell off.
Nuge, if they make a Counter-Strike movie, I’m hunting you down with your own bow.
Dor Sho Gah!!
Manny Ramirez traded to the Dodgers?
Add a <=== to that last post.
nyFla, that’s the worst Master Blaster avi ever.Funny
I’ve beat off to the sprites of the game, the real thing is almost twice as good!
Street Fighter: Ken and Ryu Finally Fuck
If you push down, down, down, up, up on the seat right before the movie starts, the guy in front of you will get really pissed off…
Oh and VaLince I had not-a-thing-to-do with this shitty Street Fighter movie.
I take no blame.
Manny Ramirez traded to the Dodgers? Keep your eyes on your hub caps, fellow Angelenos.
He keeps a slim-jim in his dreads, but that’s just Manny being
A fuckin’ douch-tardMannyAwesome, now maybe both the Dodgers and the Red Sox will miss the playoffs.
Would anyone else really consider this deal a "blockbuster"?
Would anyone else really consider this deal a "blockbuster"?
If you’re talking about the video store and their now-failing business model then, yes, I would consider it a "blockbuster"
If you’re talking about the video store and their now-failing business model then, yes, I would consider it a "blockbuster"
So from now until Sunday with the paid price of admission to a Red Sox, Dodgers, or Pirates game they will offer you a free months trial of their new online renting service which you will turn down for the millionth time?
Considering that the BoSox are still payinng Manny’s contract out so they got him for free and the traded players are no loss it was an awesome deal. Ned Colletti still has his head up his dick though.
VaLince loves sports talk on his movie blog.
That picture is proof that MCD is not really black. He’s holding that gun properly.
Better?
Swear to Christ I thought you fuckers were talking sports for a second there, but then I realized it was just baseball.
GRRR . . .FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON STARTS IN 6 WEEKS!!!!
FOOTBAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Banner cap: You fucked up my order for the last time McDonald’s, I said, no.fucking.pickles!! Yaaarrrrggghhh!!!
<shoots Down’s syn kid behind counter>
Lexi Alexander’s Street Fighter can’t throw a punch.
Damn, Charlie Bronze can’t throw a Durst. I’ll get you next time Crap t.
I didn’t see any pics of Jean Claude anywhere, how the hell can they make this without him? True story: I grew up in Wilmington NC, where another Jean Claude movie "Cyborg" was filmed. Jean has a nice habit of shitting in the street. He’ll just drop trow and let loose right anywhere on set.
If Uproxx produced, directed, and wrote a movie, this would be the end result.
Banner pic:
MCD getting really freaked out by a midget.
Banner pic:
"WHAT YOU MEAN ‘AINT NO GRAPE DRANK’?"
Easy there Michael Clarke, this ain’t Lethal Enforcer, dickhead.
Banner pic:
"MUTHAFUCKA, I SAID ‘POPEYES’ NOT ‘CHURCH’S!"
Banner pic:
"FOR THE LAST TIME. I’M NOT VING RHAMES!"
Banner Pic:
"BLACK PANTHERS!!!!!"
Is it just me or does homeboy have like three elbows?
Chodin, wether it’s 1, 2, or 3, all his elbows are ashy.
Bruvas always hollering about something!
Chihuahua’s are the official snack of the 2008 Olympics in Beijing
What the fuck happened to Liu Kang in that second pic? He looks like the end result of a Tsang Tsung fatality.
…Mortal Kombat was a good movie.
^^Shang Tsung*
If there’s gonna be guns in this movie, there should at least be a B.B. Hood appearance.
"You rib suase was not goooooddddd!!!"
Hopefully its as good as the Residence Evil movies .