07.31.08 NEW PICS FROM CRAPPY STREET FIGHTER MOVIE
A new batch of pictures from Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li has hit the web. It’s probably going to suck a lot because there’s a guy from the Black Eyed Peas in it.
In this picture, I believe Michael Clarke Duncan (as Balrog) is saying, "Motherf*cker, what part of ‘mine-o, not yours-o’ don’t you understand?" or possibly, "Don’t you ever touch a black man’s Quizno’s flatbread Sammie!"
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NEW PICS FROM CRAPPY STREET FIGHTER MOVIE
and the award for "worst asian-old man makeup" goes to…
Chun Li took the guac out my shirt and creased my slacks razor sharp.
Balhog says "I got next!".
no tickee, no shirtee.
Someone is stealing that chick’s ponytail in the second picture and she doesn’t even realize it!
Street Fighter use guns? Still the Hadouken will merk his ass.
SAY "CORNBREAD, BOSS" ONE MORE TIME, DOUCHEBAG!
In a sort of unrelated story, a friend of mine was telling me about a wedding of a friend where the ceremony was taking place at the same place as the reception so the DJ was in charge of the ceremony music as well. Long story short, he played Let’s Get Retarded when the Minister walked down the aisle at the beginning of the wedding.
Third pic:
Swat member: "Times, times. TIME OUT! I got something in my eye"
Which Belgian guy did they get for Guile?
Is Chun Li a dicktease to one of the main characters in this too?
/smallville honk
Mmm Mmm Mmm Toasty
I hope they get that dude from The Replacements to play E. Honda. What was his name? Nigel Gruff?
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li’s Sideways Snatch
Michael Clarke Duncan is more afraid of that mouse than it is of him.
I have this tape of WWF Monday Night Raw from around the time The Scorpion King came out. MCD was in the front row, and trying to be "fan-tough" to one of the managers (Shane McMahon).
Fucking Shane rears back like he’s gonna backhand him, and MCD flinches SO BAD he almost falls over. It was one of the funniest fucking things I have ever seen on fucking wrestling.
Fek. Don’t get the Duke started on Gay Wrestlin’.
I’m gonna go to the theater and pay for this movie with all of my unused tokens from the arcade in my town that closed down.
Ha! just kidding. No way I see this piece of shit in theaters.
Are the the Murton Colliery Brass Band still providing the soundtrack for this?
http://www.murtoncollieryband.com/
Totally self-indulgent gag, but you linked to the thread, so there.
I didn’t play street fighter much growing up so I’ll just ignore this video-game-to-shitty-movie trend until House of the Dead or Time Crisis comes into play.
On the bright side, crapta has his new avatar.
<=== Is what MCD is pointing his gun at.
Get out of my mind witch!
I ruled at Street Fighter when I was a lad……now I rule at crying myself to sleep.
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