
After his critically acclaimed box office smash The Love Guru (NY Times review: "The Love Guru is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again."), Mike Myers has decided to take his career a whole new direction. Just kidding, he’s doing another Austin Powers.
I’m told that Mike Myers has started writing Austin Powers 4 which will be an homage to his father. "It’s very personal with a father and son theme loosely based on his own life," an insider tells me. As Myers has previously said, this fourth installment of the super spy spoof movie series will focus on Austin’s arch-villain Dr. Evil, who was based on Blofeld of the Bond films. But what hasn’t been known is that the AP4 plot is really about Dr. Evil and his son (introduced already as Scott Evil, played by Seth Green).
Wow, someone in Hollywood has daddy issues? Surprising.
There’s no deal in place yet but New Line is panting after No. 4 despite Myer’s recent box office bomb, The Love Guru, for Paramount. But does Myers realize he may no longer be a draw? (Probably not. Before the pic opened, he reportedly made diva demands from Conan O’Brien staffers last month for stupid stuff like Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer.) [DHD]
I think demanding Twizzlers has less to do with not realizing you’re no longer a box office draw and more to do with not realizing you’re not six. But I’m excited for this, I’ve always wanted to see a real sappy, tear-jerker Austin Powers movie. Maybe Fat Bastard could reveal that his overeating stems from being sexually abused as a child, or Goldmember could deliver a heartfelt speech about anti-Semitism.



ghey.
Me, I’d like to see him drink another beakerful of shit, since it’s symbolic for him feeding us shit in the form of this movie.
Oi em a Jew, eesn’t dat veird?
Fat Bastard’s weight problems are obviously glandular.
Austing Powers – 4ather?
If it’s based on his life, does that mean Scott Evil will talk in a Scottish accent between sucking dicks?
It wasn’t so much the twizzlers and raspberry seltzer that was the problem, it was that he wanted them in enema form.
4ustin Powers is gonna fight Shr3k this time too.
I’d like to tell you that I’d rather see a third Wayne’s World instead of this, but I’d be lying. I don’t want to see either.
Happy Birthday Nominus!
MW3!!!!
Donk,
titrated into his ass, like in chemistry class. Nice.
Childhood abuse, anti-Semitism and parenting issues? I swear to JHC that Vilance is writing the Austin Powers movie that I’ve always wanted to see. Now if they can just work some holocaust humor in there . . . MONEY!
Father issues? Isn’t that what the whole point of Austin Powers 3 was?
I mean, I’m not sure, cause it was so subtle…but I think there are some deeply metaphoric undertones in the movie, along with the music video featured within it with the title "Daddy wasn’t there."
Maybe I’m just reading too much into it.
I’m setting the over/under at 10 boxes of crayons it takes Myers to write this.
J, I got 20 bucks on the under. It’s not like he ever edits his fuckin ideas anyway, right?
Lexi Alexander’s Austin Powers has daddy issues but manages to work them out with a steady diet of alcohol and unprotected sex.
Also, wasn’t there a whole group therapy session with Dr. Evil and his son? I swear, I only saw the movie once….why the hell do I remember so much of it?
Twenty bucks says Myers turns in the same script as Austin Pow3rs except he’ll scratch out the title and hand write in "4ustin Pow3rs".
I just can’t wait to see if he’ll go with an effeminate matador or a kickboxing frenchman for this one. His characters are just so wacky!
::marks erswi for 20 on the skinny::
I’m actually surprised that he writes anything before hand. I figured they just showed up with goofy costumes and ad-libbed the entire time. It’s downright fucking sad if they actually thought about it first and still came up with this steaming shit.
Maybe we’ll get more wonderful shit drinking jokes!!!
Didn’t Myers finally come out of the closet or something?
I really hope he looks at the camera and giggles after his jokes. That way I know when to laugh.
All i need is some fresh Frau Farbissina masturbation material for my spank bank, and maybe more Fook Me and Fook Yu too.
Banner pic: Mike Myers demonstrates the proper French Canadian ettiqutte for stroking two cocks at once.
As long as there’s chest hair jokes I’ll be happy. Get it? He’s physically unappealing and yet women are strangely drawn to him. Now THAT’S comedy.
Kurg, I love you. You sick fuckin degenerate mofo’! In a totally non-ghey whey, of course.
It’s Nom’s birfday??? DOR SHO GHA! Happy Birtday, forshak lapping yIntagh!!!
MW3!
Donk, don’t get Hank Azaria’s and Jean Claude Van Damme’s hopes up like that.
And Luch had a baby!
Happy Birthdays alllll around!
ROFLKOTAL! The villain in the new movie could be a shark wiff metal teef named JAWS! (A double entendre!) PLAYED BY MIKE MYERS! :(
Donkey Hodey says "It wasn’t so much the twizzlers and rasberry seltzer that was the problem, it was that he wanted them
in enemafiltered through a 16yr old Fillipino boy.FIXEDMyers followed up by stating (maniacally) that semen with a hint of rasberry was the only way he could relax before an interview…and it came in such a handy dispenser.What??? Did Luch really have a baby??? DOR SHO GHA! QAPLAH, Luch! Your boys can swim!
Didn’t Meyers already do an homage to his father in So I Married an Axe Murderer?
How many homages does one man’s father need?
Maybe his Dad had split personalities. This could take a while.
Kill me first.
Wait, you people are actually REAL people with lives and families and shit? Fuck me you just blew my mind.
Nobody ever congratulates me on my kids and I find a new one almost every day.
Congrats Luch!
Oh yeah. I almost forgot!
FUCK MIKE MYERS!!!!
Burnsy, we could colonize the Moon if we sent all the shower babies that all of us on this site have had.
‘shower babies’ sound cute. just sayin’.
Yeah! Way to go Luch! I guess I’m up next right? Nobody else is expecting any time soon? That they know of.
Chelle, you wouldn’t say that if you had to watch how they got there. Just sayin’.
erswi-working on it!
Fek said, "ROFLKOTAL! The villain in the new movie could be a shark wiff metal teef named JAWS! (A double entendre!) PLAYED BY MIKE MYERS! :("
Or maybe he could also have laserbeam eyes! And the metal for the teeth would actually be pennies! And since lasers make the "pew pew" noise….we combine that with "jaws" and get the new Mike Myers character named Jew!
A shark with a yarmulka? BRILLIANT!
new up
If they’re going to do a movie about Austin Powers characters with daddy issues, I’d prefer to see Fat Bastard reconcile with his father, Ol’ Dirty.
BTK: Michael Myers > Mike Myers
Everytime Mike Meyers comes up with a funny voice, one-liner, or visual gag, he writes it down and drops it into a jar he keeps in the kitchen. When the jar is full, he dumps it onto his agent’s desk and says "Make it happen."
So it’s a movie where Dr. Evil walks the streets of Toronto looking for his openly gay living son. Does Seth Green know he’ll have to kiss a guy yet?
Goldmember was all about daddy issues with Austin and Alfred, err, Michael Caine.
I LOVE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD Mr. Powers
The schmell of it
The touch of it
The taste of it
I just beat my wife because of this. SEE WHAT YOU’VE MADE ME DO MYERS!?! With…these hands…these hands…
Does Seth Green know he’ll have to kiss a guy yet?
Not only does Seth know, his as happy as a little girl about it!
Good god I can already smell this steaming pile of forshak even with my head stuck up a cow’s ass.