MEG RYAN LOVES FOOD, LSU
07.25.08
The Daily Mail today has pictures of Meg Ryan looking fat, and *yoink* now I have them. Ta Da! They’re from the set of her new movie My Mom’s Hot Boyfriend, which I could’ve sworn was either an MTV gameshow or a gay porno. In the film, she loses the weight and dates Antonio Banderas, while creepy mouthbreather Colin Hanks plays her son, an FBI agent who thinks Banderas may be an art thief. Meanwhile, I think he may be a bike thief. Hard to say though, all minorities kind of look alike to me. (I kid, I kid)
It’s also probably important to note that Ryan is wearing a fat suit in the pictures and didn’t actually gain any weight for the role. Because she’s a terrible actress.
[Thanks to RoboPanda for the assist]
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ANOTHER Rose McGowan post???
Kirstie Alley thinks this is bullshit.
Stacey’s Mom has got it goin’ on!
Diet Coke may want to rethink it’s stance on product placements.
Is Eddie Murphy gonna have to choke a bitch?
He doesn’t have His glasses on, does her shirt say she will fight tigers for the raw hamburger the zoo feeds them?
This is aspirational for young, A-cupped women.
"You, too, can have bigger breasts. Simply eat these 5,000 pizzas and drink these 10 kegs of beer. Geaux Tigers!"
I don’t think even Freidberg & Seltzer will touch this one.
City of Angels Food Cake.
*incoming transmission*
This reminds The Mighty Fek’lhr of the time He snuck a retard into Meg Ryan’s Mom’s sperm bank, ROFLKOTAL!
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DOR SHO GHA!
*end transmission*
Sleep Apnea in Seattle
To get into character, Ryan had to eat an entire large pizza and then tell the delivery boy to "get off my fucking lawn, darkie."
I bet erswi dated this chick. In fact, I guaran-damn-tee it.
LSU ? Wait, so she plays a Mormon?Â
Did I mention my boss is out of the office and I am getting high?
One time at a party I dropped some LSU. Woke up the next morning in the woods, dick-deep in a dead deer.
BTK, I wonder when He will notice that nice t-shirt I made for him. He gets to spend all day touching breasts while a young lass points at Him reverently.
I’m completely underwhelmed by their choice fat suit technology. This is Big Mama’s House 2 level shit and they should clearly be aiming for Norbit.
Lester, do you have a Klingon crush on Him?
Lester, you’re only flirting with Fek because he’s high.
Next week, I will figure out how to turn a Snorg girl into a backward zombie just for you, Eibmoz, promise!
Do fries come with that shake?
Well, she is pointing to a boob.
Bahahhahahaha…sigh
Thats easy – Grons!
HOLY SHIT LESTER!!!!!!
I was trying to remember if Michael Jackson ever does the moonwalk when he is zombie Michael in the Thriller video. Then I could superimpose a Snorg girl into that picture.
Keep in mind I have a tiny, old, shitty monitor at work. I can’t tell what the avs are half the time. Is that Patrick Swayze in Zero’s av? I can’t tell.
*Michelle walks in on Fek and Lester slow dancing and Chodin giving a deep tissue massage to an 8 point buck. Backs out slowly.
erswi’s gonna fuckin’ love this.
Yeah, I wish when you clicked on the Avs it would bring up a bigger version. I was going to take that pale blond Snorg girl in the Platypus shirt and put blood running down her mouth, a la every movie poster released this week. But you can’t see it at the Av level.
Honest question.
Is uproxx owned by Jay-Z or P. Diddy?
Is it wrong that I find her more attractive fat? Well I couldn’t actually find her less attractive than I already do so it’s really a given.
Lemme just say one thing here . . .
NOT FUCKIN COOL! Not at all man. Fuck this shit.
Christian Bale and Tom Hanks think that Ryan’s choice to don a fat suit was very courageous.
Told ya. ^^
erswi, i don’t know how long you’ve had that kovacs avatar, but it’s really getting me hot and bothered. and i second what you said, NOT FUCKIN’ COOL.
Now that Lil’ Wayne is popping up here, I appreciate the Snorg girls a lil’ more.
So yeah, I just got back from the Doctor’s office . . . seeing about my shoulder that’s been botherin me lately. Yeah he basically said that I talk all fa99oty and my shit’ retarded . . . now scan your arm thingy here.
i think the snorg girls are dreamy. and pauly, go getcher diddy a pack of cigarettes!
New up and down, and all a round.
New up. Ass2Ass.
I’d print out some of Meg Ryans pictures from the 80s and make her wear the mask. Then I’d give her the best 5 seconds of her life. Meg….call me.
Looks like Courtney Love and a Trailer Park had a baby and named it Fat-Ass-Meg.