LEAKED DARK KNIGHT FOOTAGE
07.16.08
After the jump, I’ve got some leaked footage from The Dark Knight premiere. I haven’t watched it because I haven’t seen the movie yet and I don’t want to spoil my appetite. The folks at WB apparently don’t like inviting me to press screenings or responding to email, so I’ll just have to keep giving them free publicity because I’m such a nice guy. I suppose it’s just as well. Getting special treatment surely would’ve gone to my head and I would’ve used my status to ridicule poor people. But I’m still going to wear this Burger King crown – no one can take that away from me.
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I would also recommend using Royal Velvet towels and Royal Velux blankets. Let the peasants use the run of the mill stuff, your highness.
I know it’s MS Paint scribble but that’s some scary writing right there.
I thought Cloverfield had used up all of my patience by marketing the hell out of itself. Boy was I wrong. Leaked, huh? That may be the best butt-cam video ever.
I just went outside and pissed off the Secret Service guys by running through the yellow CAUTION: DO NOT CROSS tape and pretending that I had just won a marathon.
What does this have to do with Dark Knight? Nothing, and I think that makes me a kind of super-hero.
Vince writes the same exact way when he leaves me messages written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror in the morning, before he leaves.
I’m sending that banner pic to the handwriting analysis guys still working on the Bob Crane murder.
All we need now is a report over there about Britney going to an advanced screening and the entire Fat Penguin empire will collapse in on itself in a champaigne supernova.
Vince, I know that you’re really into yourself, but it’s called "The Universe" not "The Viniverse"
*incoming transmission*
The powerful Fek’ lhr by Kahless Himself one instructed, that, if Lance does not replace "Big Bang" with "Kahless universe in existence Farts", then the powerful one authorized to bring the Terran sun to the explosion.
*end transmission*
I think they should have released Darknight exclusively on the new iPhone. Consumer gets boned and the world implodes due to the combined hype juggernaut. Win-win.
Rot – Lance is clean. He can’t afford any fancy tripods…
I thought he calls himself "Tripod"……
Unlike a porno involving two gigantic black men and a pineapple, I will not watch this.
Was that Deebo and was that some cop’s grammamma’s chain that he had?
Univince Tripod con Piña.
Damn, that Jonas Brothers song really fit nicely in there.
The Jonas Brothers will also fit really nicely in my trunk.
I fit real nicely in the Jonas Brothers.
"This ones too hot, this ones too cold, BUTT this ones juuuusssssst right. Right? Write!? WRIGHT!?!?"
Vince, perhaps you didn’t read my post earlier this morning where I posted the link to this clip.
Bastard.
Tiny Lister is the black Danny Trejo.
How the hell am I supposed to focus at work, with such an out of focus ‘Dark Knight’ clip!?!?! Is that a dick or an elbow!?
As seen here: http://www.filmdrunk.com/post.phtml?pk=2175
God, I’m such a baby.
Chodin – It’s a dickbow.
Like…a gun that shoots dicks? Have I died and gone to "dick-related-weaponry heaven"?
Yes you have.
*Hands Chodin a scrotum slingshot*
Not unless you got shot with a Penistol, Chod.
Make sure you cock that thing real good.
HAHAHAHAH!! Man, I tell ya, I don’t know where I come up with this golden comedy.
A dickbow is the only thing that will kill the Medpussa.
I studied ancient sophomoric history in college.
You guys pull the pin on my Gonad Grenade all the time.
Pauly – Make sure you don’t shot that thing in my eye.
Or shoot that thing in my eye.
dammit
I just totally booshed some dude with my Nutchucks.
Your Nutchuck skills are no match for my Salamirai sword, Chod.
New up, guy fuckers!
I know it’s just practice combat, but who wants to play taintball?
SPOILER:
There’s a green "EXIT" sign in the lower right hand corner the entire movie.
Screw this movie. I’m just waiting for the DVD to come out so I can witness behind-the-scenes footage of that first moment when Maggie and That Guy Who Screwed Her Brother met.