07.31.08 KIDS MOVIES WILL WARP YOUR KIDS
Seems like every time people set out to create wholesome fare for kids, they end up with something creepy and oddly sexual. Call it the Banana Smoothie effect. I don’t know if it’s something about the process itself, or just a trait common in those who like making crap for little kids.
You can see it in full effect in this latest trailer for Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, which begins with various animals shaking their asses to a techno beat, a lemur popping out of a cake in a coconut bra, and a character saying "Glad we could introduce you to the toilet." They like to move it, move it. What’s ‘it’, you ask? It’s Tonka trucks son, now let’s never speak of this again.
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KIDS MOVIES WILL WARP YOUR KIDS
They should know that Techno music leads to cock sucking. It’s Science.
Escape 2 Africa sounds more like the sequel to Amistad.
Pauly, you seem to be working with the abridged theory of the origins of cocksucking.
Techno leads to bad dancing which leads to lack of female interest which leads to overconsumption of alcohol and drugs which leads to cocksucking.
And that is science. Mark it zero, dude.
Why does Cynthia Nixon’s voice sound all funny?
I watch Madagascar for the 13 seconds where they all chant
"All Hail the NY Giants."
Go back to your discussion of cocksucking and such.
Why does Cynthia Nixon’s voice sound all funny?
Hair between her teeth.
Why does Cynthia Nixon’s voice sound all funny?
Hairballs.
Why does Cynthia Nixon’s voice sound all funny?
2 sets of lips
Lemurs are mother nature’s answer to Filipino prisoners.
Why does Cynthia Nixon’s voice sound all funny?
Who cares?! She’s a woman. What the fuck is she doing talking in the first place?!!!!
Damn, that trailer will gay a kid up faster than front row seats to A Chorus Line.
Do you all really want a good mindfuck? Watch "Winnie the Pooh’s ‘Too Smart for Strangers’!"
Try to find a clip on youtube. Trust me.
Lemurs are not to be trusted. Especially Black Lemurs, who do drugs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzaUA2-nHR4
Why does Cynthia Nixon’s voice sound all funny?
Bad case of strapon throat.
I guess now we know why they like to dance so much, Pauly.
New up.
"One, singular sensation…"
Cynthia nixon is a professional lip reader
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