UPDATE: Now with video
Keira Knightley recently made headlines for refusing to have her publicity photos for The Duchess digitally altered to give her more cleavage.
[Says one retard]: It is a big boost for real women everywhere, and it just shows how ubiquitous digital enhancement is in the entertainment industry that it’s noteworthy when one star has the audacity to refuse it.
[Says another]: Keira Knightley is essentially giving young women in their communities the permission to stand up and say this is the way I look and it’s okay. I think it’s just incredibly brave. [Yahoo]
Yes, Saint Knightley, what a hero, what a role model. It’s sick how misogynistic studio people would dare enhance her natural beauty using studio tricks. That’s what puking after you eat is for. Heroically puking.
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Who gives a shit about her tits, or lack thereof? How does she feel about me stalking her until I get a decent long exposure shot of her vaj?
*incoming transmission*
Bex wants to fuck her.
*end transmission*
But she clearly had no problem with them making her skin twelve shades darker than it naturally is…
Ralph Fiennes is staring at her shoulderblades thinking they are her tits ’cause they stick out farther.
She’s just gonna enhance her cleavage the old-fashioned way.
Ok Keira, now repeat after me "I must, I must, I must increase my bust!"
Good, now do that thing with your arms I showed you.
She should ask them to digitally enhance her a hue.
its a shame she doesn’t want bigger tits. it really is. she is happy to live the life of a man. a man with a vagina. poor form.
Thank you for adding another PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE BURNED FOR FUEL entry.
Newsflash: Real women have tits. Sometimes those tits aren’t real, but it’s the thought that counts.
The real problem was that she didn’t want it digitally altered. Her plan is to run all over the place with a black sharpie, drawing in more robust cleavage.
Meanwhile, that little half-man in the background is hoping they can make him look taller on screen.
Dead man’s chest indeed!
I disagree–burning her for fuel would not be very productive. If anything, burn her for fun.
Ralph Feinnes is eye fucking her shoulder blades.
Galldarnit GPP, I just saw your post but fuck it, I’m saying it anyways.
I remember the last girl that famously stood up and told other girls that they’re ok just the way they are. That courageous woman was Ashlee Simpson’s old nose.
The Mighty Fek’lhr wondered why it was taking this movie so long to come out, until He remembered that it could only be filmed one week out of a month.
Donk-I oculda swore you was gonna say "Pete Wentz"!
You couldn’t give her more cleavage if you put my knees on her chest.
A poem for Keira Knightley:
The day sky is blue
The night sky is black
Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Michelle, great minds think alike. Plus, since Lexi confessed to liking LeBeouf, you are clearly the #1 chick on the boards.
My penis was enhanced by digits (all five of them) just last night.
I would still fuck Keira. But I’d fuck her in the ass, from behind, no reach around. That way I could at least fantasize that she were Orlando Bloom.
Small tits on a woman are fine with me. Tits don’t really come in to play when A2M is involved.
Thoughts left to right:
"Bloody brown-eyed cricket bat…"
"Now THOSE are some nice digitally enhanced tits…"
**sound of the ocean in a seashell**
"Maybe I should change my name to Bob [pronounced Barry]."
Gene-epic!
the burn for fuel tag was meant for the idiot news people, btw.
Uhhh, about 5 minutes too late with that disclaimer Vince…shit shit shit
I heard, if you put your ear to her tits, you can hear the ocean.
If I wanted breasts, I’d order a bucket of chicken.
Then give Donk the mashed potatoes.
DONK SMASH!
Fact: You cannot motorboat Keira Knightley’s tits. You can, however, weed-wacker them.
I heard if you put your ear to her tits it will clean your ears out.
Sounds like LA just just felt the wrath of the god of digitally enhanced breasts. Why does she have to thumb her nose at him so?
Yeah, I’m up on current events…
My ex wife has been digitally enhancing her breasts for years. And by digitally enhancing I mean encouraging strangers cop a feel.
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels that Keira would look a LOT hotter is she put on about
120kglbs or so.Hey! Don’t fucking judge Him! Big girls need lovin’, too!
Sorry, aftershock made me hit Add Comment, grrr nature…
Tits just get in the way of the "Boy Scout/Scout Leader" fantasies.
"Now lets earn the ‘Devil’s Doorknob’ patch"
BTK, remember this guy? :
http://dirtyhairy.blogspot.com/2008/01/homeless-carnie-extraordinaire.html
He’s the one I got the "they ened lovin’ too!" line from!
Ened we never really knew each other anyway.
/BNL
Hey turdburglars! What’d I miss?
Keira Knightley really is a chick? I just thought she was an English Ladyboy with really nice legs. Kinda like Orlando Bloom but with toned gams.
Brett Ratner saw Keira Knightley’s bare breasts and exclaimed "I’m not falling for that again!"
Sexman could floss with this skinny bitch.
I bet if you took her and Natalie Portman you could build a real girl out of the parts.
I also bet there are at least a few folks here who would line up to give that a try.
Stinky, I don’t know about that but I’d pay to watch a lingerie catfight between them. I’ve always had thing for boys in ladies’ lingerie.
Forget I ever said that.
The Duchess needs to hook up with The Earl of Sandwich, or even just A sandwich.
I am officially on filmdrunk record as having said that Nat Portman really doesn’t ring my bell. That said, Keira at least can play my triangle.
She’s so skinny her favorite brand of tampon is a Dustbuster.
If she ever did bleed during her period, I hope she has an I.V. handy to syphon the blood from her vagina back into her circulatory system.
Im pretty positive that Keira’s vagina is magical.
so id take the risk for eternal youth and beauty.
When a new role opens up, her agent just slides her under the producer’s door.
Sorry about all these menstruation jokes, but I heard the film was a PERIOD piece.
I’ve always had thing for boys in ladies’ lingerie.
Funny, it was a similar post by me that got the fundies all riled up on Topix. What’s wrong with guys playing "dress up", anyway?
but I heard the film was a PERIOD piece.
Ha! HA HA! I only beat you to the punch about an hour ago! BONG!!!!!!!
Exactly, Fek. Who amongst us hasn’t indulged in the occasional foray into wearing a lacy bra. Personally, I never did anything like that, but I’m pretty sure you other fagulas do it all the fucking time.
New up! Maximum funky!
You need to work on your comic timing, Fek. The period joke wasn’t as funny an hour ago. Frikkin’ amateurs I tell you.
Do these boobs make me look fat?
Kiera without boobs is a damn sight better than Marky Mark with boobs and a handfull of a sock shoved in package-land.
I would like to be the first to wish Gary Busey a happy 64th birthday!
fuck i love KK no titties no problem cause IM AN ASSMAN!! SKEEEE MADEEBA DEE BABABADADUP BABABADADUP SKEEEE MADEEBA DEE BABABADADUP BADABABADADUP
Fucking hate this bitch. I’d like to do the towel between the legs thing using her body but I fear her jaggedness would cut my taint.
There are two kinds of breasts: Real, and imaginary. If you don;t own (or buy) the first kind, I’m giving you the second. You have enormous boobs now, Kiera. In my mind.
I see the Itty Bitchy Titty Committee has a new chairman.