JOURNEY: AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
07.23.08Those geniuses at Black20 have done it again. This is their trailer for Journey at the Center of the Earth. Parody or not, it’s still the greatest thing Brendan Fraser’s ever done. And while we’re on the subject of Journey, can we just pause for a moment to analyze the lyrics?
Streetlights, people. Livin’ just to find emotion.
I can not even fathom the amount of balls it took to write that with a straight face, let alone perform it live. I’ll keep believin all right.
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*incoming transmission*
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels compelled to point out that on Kronos, Brendan Fraser films are used for humiliating
analhazing rituals for Klingon Kollege Fraternities.*end transmission*
Steve Perry could sing the ingredients list on a bottle of V8 and you would either flick a bic or throw some panties. I do both.
I mean, fuck those guys.
That. Was. Awesome.
The Mighty Fek’lhr wishes Brendan Fraser was really inside the molten center of the Earth.
When will Brendan Fraser take the midnight train going anywhere?
It’s a little known fact that if you parody a Friedberg and Seltzer movie, it turns out to be a documentary.
I prefer Hall & Oates: At the Center of Wal-Mart.
I’m still waiting on Jefferson Starship Troopers.
I’d much rather watch REO Speedwagon: At the Center of the Flea Market.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Gale’s Skull
M. Night Shameless’ new movie will be in 4-D. The fourth dimension is pretension.
Loggins & Mussina Jammin’
U2Fast U2Furious
Boston: Haaden the fuck up.
White Zombie
BONG!!!!!!!
Meet Joe Black Sabbath
The sequel to "Tropic Thunder" takes place in Japan after the actors have been rescued. They help a Japanese metal band save the rec center.
Tropic Thunder & Lightning
Avenged Jennifer Seven-fold
Terminator 3: Rise of Rage Against the Machines
Fek,
The Wizard of HAZ.
"The Cat in the Foghat"
Gwar & Peace.
The Allan Parsons Manhattan Project.
10,000 AC/DC
Into the Blue Oyster Cult.
ZZ Top Gun
Kansas: Children of the Corn (Jugband Version)
Pink Floyd Cadillac
Julia Roberts and Sarah Jessica Parker are set to star in a picture where they are FBI agents that go undercover as a southern jam band.
"Government Mule"
House of 10,000 Maniacs.
Rush/Rush
lame-o
CaddyShakira
The Wizard of HAZ.
Qaplah!
The White Stripes
The Fleetwood Mack
Jurassic Lincoln Park
The Allman Brothers Grimm
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantera
Showdown in Little Tokyo Hotel
13 Going On 30 Odd Foot of Grunts
Beastie Boyz 2 Men At Work
(see what I did there?)
The Iron Eagles
The Last Starfighterswi
Big Trouble in Little China Girl
Oh oh oh oh!
Devo-lition Man
Night Riders of Hannah Montana
The Dr. Who
Beach Boys N Da Hood
Moby Dick
*Hangs head*
The Things We Lost in the Arcade Fire
Silence of the Lamb of God
Marlee Matlin stars as an older woman out to change the stereotyping and nicknaming of hot, middle-aged women.
Deaf Leppard
How the Kanye West Was Won
Beowulfmother
The Last of the MohiKansas
12 Angry Men Without Hats
The Color Deep Purple
The Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Beatlejuice
Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem Band
Bruce Springsteen Almighty
System of a Quigley Down Under
30 Seconds to Mars Attacks
Motörhead of State
Alice in Chains in Wonderland
Ferris Bueller’s Day Offspring
Jefferson Airplanes, Trains, and Automobiles
Meet Dave Mattews Band!
(Double dose of Durst!)
Neil Young Frankenstein
Ichi The Killers
Sea Limp Bizkit
Steely Dan in Real Life
The Quick and the Dead Kennedys
Megadeth Becomes Her
Nickelback to the Future
I’m sorry.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno for Pyros
So I Married an Axe MurderIrving Berlin
Abbot & Elvis Costello Meet the Howling Wolfman
Brian Addams Family
Moulin Rouge Hot Chili Peppers
Dokkentucky Fried Movie
New Kids on the Block
Holy Crap, I knew I wasn’t dreaming when I heard Steven Perry in my sleep. He’s been buried underneath my house for years!
The Police Academy.
Hey, I’m fuckn’ tryin’ ova heah!
Me, Myself, and Irene Cara
rAttica
Bloodsport and Chocolate
50 Cent of a Woman
Anal No Country For Old Men
The Ah Happening
The Notorious B.I.G. Chill
The Guns (and Roses) of Navarrone
Welcome to the Goo Goo Dollhouse.
The Cypress Hills Have Eyes
Dr. Dre & Mr. Hyde
Mr. Mister Brooks
Jefferson AIRPLANE!
Killer Clowns From Outer Space Frehley’s Comet
Snoop Doggy Dogg Day Afternoon.
The Shaggy Snoop Dogg
"The Crush" Groove
(automatic COTW, right?)
Dor sho gha!
The Great Whitesnake Hope
Bare Naked Gun
The Prince and the Lauper.
Legend of the FallOutBoy
Pearl Jam Harbor
Beethoven
Three Dog Night Afternoon
KISS of the Spiderwoman
No Doubt for Old Men
Higher Eddie Rabbit
Bad Santana
Faster, Pussycat Dolls, Kill! Kill!
Rage Against the Machining Bull
Bah! He is all dried up.
R.E.M.ember the Titans
Mr. and Mrs. Aerosmith
The Ol’ Dirty Bastard Dozen.
Sleepless in SeatTull
The Notorious B.I.G. Lebowski
Christian Death to Smoochie
Rage Against The Machinist
Kool Hand Luke and the Gang
Children of the Korn.
Blink One Eight Seven
A California Raisin in the Sun
(They are so a real band! SHUT UP! I’M TELLING MOM!)
Edward Scissor Sistershands
Blood Diamond Dave
Fried Al Green Tomatoes
Breakin 2: Electric Light Orchestra Boogaloo
White Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
The Dave Mattews Band of the Hand
I’m really pissed I missed out on this.
Jewel of the Nile
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince of the City
Dial Eminem for Murder
MC5 Easy Pieces
Romancing The Rolling Stones
Fried Al Green Tomatoes
When He saw this in the "recent comments", He somehow instinctively knew it was the Duke.
Phishing with Ghandi
The Mummy: Tomb of the DragonForce Emperor
Whitesnakes On A Plane!
(did someone use that already?)
Deliverancid
Night Ranger of the Hunter
Barry White Oleander
REO Speed 2: Cruise Control Wagon
Green Day of the Dead
The
Fabulous ThunderBirdsThe Empire Strikes Beck
Beck The Halls.
King Crimson Tide
Barenaked Lady in the Water
Honey, I Shrunk the New Kids on the Block
Damn… yours was better.
GrindHouse of Pain
L.L. Cool World
Panic Room At The Disco
Green Days of Thunder.
Crass of the Titans
Triumph of the Will Smith
Suicide Kings X
Feist Club
Three Dog Night of the Creeps
In the Reverend Horton Heat of the Night
Stevie Wonder Boys
M.O.DOA
DMXXX
Oh, and here I was wondering how the fuck you guys made 160+ comments in the time it took me to grab a quick lunch.
Legally Blondie
Black Flags of Our Fathers
Rolling Family Stone
Soldja Boys Don’t Cry
The Family Stone Roses
2 Apocalypto
Outkastaway.
The Man in the Iron Maiden Mask
The Clash of the Titans
Crap, we were reading each other’s minds. Also, your avatar appears to be responding to mine.
Face-Offspring
UB40 Year Old Virgin
Cypress Hills have Eyes
Cat Ballou Reed
Run Lola Run DMC
Valkyrie Underwood
K.T. Tunstall’s Quiet on the Western Front
Public Enemy of the State
Freejackson Five
… and even though I hate these guys…
3:11 to Yuma
I know erHay, wierd.
Smoking Armadillos Aces
The Green Jelly Mile.
Outkast of Afrika Bambata
The Soundgarden and the Fury
Anyone do In the Soundgarden of Good and Evil yet?
Red Eye, Claudius
Indiana Jones and the Stone Temple Pilots of Doom
Depeche A La Mode
or, Brooklyn
Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Dog
Neil Blood Diamond.
T Rex-uim for a Dream
Sly and the Family That Preys Together Stone
(I have to get bonus points for using a Tyler Perry movie that hasn’t even come out yet, right?)
Matchbox 21 Grams
Barry Mannilow Down Dirty Shame
Extreme Prejudice
Ronnie James Dio, Brother, Where Art Thou?
Because of Winn Dixie Chicks
Brooklyn, get the hell out of my head. I’ve got Pandora going and Soundgarden and STP are the last two bands that came up.
New Post (on the Block)!
Modest Mouse Hunt
That one hurt.
Mystery Men Without Hats
The Sum of all Tears for Fears
Adam Antz
<looks around, notices room empty, cuts loose a huge fart runs out>
Hey guys! Wait up!
Three Days of the ConDoors
James Brown and the Giant Peach
Halloweenger
Keeping The Faith No More
Night of the ScareKrokus
The Crying Gamy Grant
Gorillaz in the Mist
All You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex Pistols*
*But were afraid to ask
My Spice Girl
Van Halensing.
Driving Missy Elliot
Motley Crucible
Meat Loaf, Myself, & Irene
Blind Melon Date
Jay-Z and Silent Bob Strike Back
Beastie Boys on the Side
AliEN Vogue
Kanye West Side Story
Twisted Sister Act
The Seventh Seal
Wallflowers in the Attic
The Omen at Work
Oakridge Boys on the Side
UB40 First Dates
The Scorpions King
Wierd Science Al Yankovic
Public Enemy at the Gates
Avenge Se7enfold
The Guns ‘N Roses of Cairo
Revenge othe Lynard Skynerds
Breaking Benjamin Hur
Radio Head
Night of the Living Deadsy
The Good Charlotte, The Bad, & The Ugly
..Kid Joe
<taps foot, scratches head, (!) snaps fingers>
Buffalo Springfield of Dreams
Peter Gabriel Pan.
Scream
Tom Petty & Heartbreakers.
Huey Lewis & The Newsies
The Hand that Kid Rocks the Cradle
Bad Santa Company
Sir-Mix-A Clockwork Orange
House Party 2: The Pajama The Jam
MAlice Cooper
Iron Maiden Man
What About Bob Marley and The Wailers?
A Perfect Circle Storm
The Color Deep Purple
Jefferson Starmanship
Pretty in Pink Floyd
Grosse Pointer Sisters Blank
Primus Fear
Children of Boys II Men
Living Color of Money
3000 Buddy Miles to Graceland
Liz Phair Game
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young Guns
Tommy Tutone Boy
Ugly Kid Joe Dirt
The Four Doobie Brothers
Force Ten Years After From Navarone
Joe Walsh Street
Ouch
Friday the 13th Floor Elevators
Meet David Essex
David Bowiefinger.
Pride of the Damn Yankees
Robert Randolph & The Family Band of Brothers
Butch David Cassidy and the Sundance Kid ‘n’ Play
Green Day the Earth Stood Still
Marky Mark and the Funky Wild Bunch
gay N. (in space) W. A.
The Good The Bad and The Ugly Kid Joe
Brokeback Smokey Mountain Brass Band
Into Thin Air Supply
Bachman-Turner & Hooch Overdrive
Things to Do in John Denver When You’re Dead
Ten Talking Heads in a Duffelbag
I’m just gonna riff on westerns; if i repeat another’s, well that’s too bad.
Butch David Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Lady and the Supertramp
Charlie Daniels’ War
Plan 9 From Outer Spacehog
Grateful Dead Man Walking
Monster Magnet-in-Law
Fine Young Fellowship of the Ring
Unforgiven is the name of a movie and a song. Do I win anything?
Rob Zombie Roy
Star War.
*huh, good God y’all. what is it good for?
War of the Guns N Roses.
The Blues Brothers.
doesn’t even feel like it should count though
Erswi, the rules are movie/band puns… if you get into movie/song names we’ll be here all week.
War of the World’s End Girlfriend
The Primitive Radio Gods Must Be Crazy.
Now Edwin Starr Wars would work.
Will.I.Am.Sam
do I win somthing
Yes!
<ass punches erswi.
Stevie Ray Vaughn Helsing
Gunfight at the OK Carol Decker
The Chemical Brothers Solomon
Manfred Mann on Fire
Too Wong Foo Fighters
Boyz II Men of Honor
Cream A Little Cream.
Derek and The Domino.
The Yard(the)birds.
Fled Zeppelin. (I kinda like that one)
MegaDeath Becomes Her
Heavy Metalica
I’ll be fucked if I’m reading all this blather you motherfuckers have been doing while I earn money to pay for your welfare using asses, so if those are repeats, then get bent ‘cuz I don’t care.
Tango & Johnny Cash
Pinetop Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
So I Married an Anthrax Murderer
Next of Donken
A Night in Paris Hilton
What? It’s a movie and she’s released songs!
Fuck you.
Cat on a Hot Tin Lizzy
El T’pau
Enemy of the State Radio
KISS the Girls
Rick James and the Giant Peach
John Lee Hookers at the Point: Pimps Up, Hoes Down
Kriss Krossfire
Queen of The Damned Yankees.
Americenyakuza
L.L. Cool JFK
Fantastic Four Tops
Bruce Hornsby Almighty
Biloxi Blues Traveller
Mr. and Mrs. AeroSmith
To Killswitch Engage a Mockingbird.
Action Jackson Browne
Steppenwolf up 2: The Streets
Akeelah and the Bee Gees
Mr. Destiny’s Child.
Ziggy Startrek Dust
Explosions in the Sky Captian and the World of Tomorrow
Amish Rake Fight Club
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantera
Englebert Jumperdinck
Steel Magnolias Wheels
Paul Simone
Fort Apache Indian "Boom Shack-A-Lak"
From the Tragically Hip
(Vince is never gonna give us a new post if you fuckers don’t get out of this one.)
My Liz Phair Lady
The Man who Shot Holly Valance
The Black Eyed Princess & The Peas
*High Five!*
Smokin’ Aces of Base
Radiohead
I took tha Radio part form that cuba gooding jr movie
The All-American Devil’s Rejects
Blazing Squad Saddles
IronMaidenMan
This is protest for the shitty DeNiro post Al.
Step Isley Brothers
The Big Courtney Love?
The Presidents of the United States of American Ninja
Gymkatalanis Morisette.
Jethro Momma From the Train Tull
Mr. Big Trouble in Little China Dolls
Tom Cochrane and Ghost Rider
The Haunting of Flogging Molly Hartley
Bachman Turner Maximum Overdrive
DishWall-E
Dances with Steppenwolves
Bad Day at Black Rocket from the Crypt
Chumbawumbatman
30 Seconds To Mars Attacks!
Bif Naked Gun
MegaDeth of a Salesman
BorAt the Drive In
We Are Marshall Mathers.
Leaving Las Vegas Lobos
ChumbaJawannaManwumba
McCabe and The Steve Miller Band
Tears for Fears and Loathing in Las Vegas
Van Halensing
The Eagles Nest
The Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
I will kill you, Donkey.
Er… I mean, "I will kill you, Donkey Punch."
I will kill you, Donkey is a real band. They open for my acid funk jazz band, Judith Light and the Lifetime Movie Network.
My Darling Bloody Valentine
So I Married a Kick Axe Murderer
Snow White and the Seven Killer Dwarfs
Fine Young Cannibal Holocaust
I am a Fugitive from a Jesus and Mary Chain. probably drifting into film noir there.
Nickleback to the Future
Hoosiers and the Blowfish
Queensryche of the Damned.
Neil Young & Beer for my Crazy Horse
OK I’m all outta Canadian bands you guys have a glimmer of hope of recognizing now.
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts in Atlantis
Sixteen Candlebox
Three Kottonmouth Kings
Lonely are the Bravery
Prince’s Bride
Daffy Duck’s Quackbuster Pointdexters
GLORYa gaynor
Not Without My Spyder Baby
Avenged Se7enfold
MotorEraserhead
Predatori Amos
The Magnificent Shed Seven. They were more average than magnificent to be honest "It’s getting better…"
Tears for Fearless
The Kinksky boots
the Fisher King Crimson
Cider House of Pain Rules
Viva Frank Zapata
kuladsgr;lu;lz ois ae;ot9t a; ;o rga ;ro zesrg;oigh
<banging head on keyboard as Dodgers lose again>
Dead can FlashDance
Encino Manhiem Steamroller
Keeping the Faith No More
Bruce Spreingsteen and the Wall-E Street Band
Statler Brothers Grimm
Chico and the Manfred Mann
The Outlaw Joss Stone
Simone and Garfunkel
Breakfast at Tiffany
Destiny’s Child Rides again
Iggy and the Stoogecoach
Pet Semetary Shop Boys
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Julia Fordham.
HellBoy 2: The Golden Earring Army
System of a downsize
The Right Stuff Said Fred
Meet Dave Matthews . . . fuck this! Not gonna do anything with fuckin Meet Dave. Fuck Eddie Murphy!
Crap, you should have went with:
Right Said Drop Dead Fred
Snot-face!
Don’t feel bad erswi, it was already done about 6 pages ago. (I ain’t lookin’)
I’m gonna go to sleep tonight trying to think of Band/movie mashups and not be able to stop.
One for the road. A Fistful of Miss Dynamiteehee
Adios amigos
They Might Be Little Giants
Air Bud Supply
The Babysitter’s Culture Club
I’ve been trying to make
Big Audio Dynamite
make better sense for too long so there it is.
Same with Poison Ivy
death proof for cutie
<== look a motherfuckin SNAKE!!
White Dixie Chicks
Mad Max Wienberg Seven
Ni99aZ needs to stop everything they doin and watch this right fuckin now! NWS (audio content)
http://tinyurl.com/5d6387
You can smell mine, erswi.
Won’t somebody please think of the coke dealers?