07.23.08 JOURNEY: AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
Those geniuses at Black20 have done it again. This is their trailer for Journey at the Center of the Earth. Parody or not, it’s still the greatest thing Brendan Fraser’s ever done. And while we’re on the subject of Journey, can we just pause for a moment to analyze the lyrics?
Streetlights, people. Livin’ just to find emotion.
I can not even fathom the amount of balls it took to write that with a straight face, let alone perform it live. I’ll keep believin all right.
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JOURNEY: AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
*incoming transmission*
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels compelled to point out that on Kronos, Brendan Fraser films are used for humiliating
analhazing rituals for Klingon Kollege Fraternities.*end transmission*
Steve Perry could sing the ingredients list on a bottle of V8 and you would either flick a bic or throw some panties. I do both.
I mean, fuck those guys.
That. Was. Awesome.
The Mighty Fek’lhr wishes Brendan Fraser was really inside the molten center of the Earth.
When will Brendan Fraser take the midnight train going anywhere?
It’s a little known fact that if you parody a Friedberg and Seltzer movie, it turns out to be a documentary.
I prefer Hall & Oates: At the Center of Wal-Mart.
I’m still waiting on Jefferson Starship Troopers.
I’d much rather watch REO Speedwagon: At the Center of the Flea Market.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Gale’s Skull
M. Night Shameless’ new movie will be in 4-D. The fourth dimension is pretension.
Loggins & Mussina Jammin’
U2Fast U2Furious
Boston: Haaden the fuck up.
White Zombie
BONG!!!!!!!
Meet Joe Black Sabbath
The sequel to "Tropic Thunder" takes place in Japan after the actors have been rescued. They help a Japanese metal band save the rec center.
Tropic Thunder & Lightning
Avenged Jennifer Seven-fold
Terminator 3: Rise of Rage Against the Machines
Fek,
The Wizard of HAZ.
"The Cat in the Foghat"
Gwar & Peace.
The Allan Parsons Manhattan Project.
10,000 AC/DC
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