JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME ROCKS THE MIC
07.23.08
Sorry for the slight departure this morning folks, but I just ran across this Bloodsport gif animation, and I think you’ll agree that it’s pretty much the best thing ever.
OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP WATCHING IT, IT’S MESMERIZING!
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He didn’t really bite the head off the bat, you know.
Bolo Yeung has nicer tits than most of the chicks I went to high school with.
Bloodsport is a guilty pleasure. How sad…..
GRRRRRRRRRR – Flam paradiddle
Their scream tracks are pretty good, but you should hear when they drop a power ballad. Not a dry eye in the house, man.
It’s Goddamn Electric.
Let me tell you – you haven’t seen a mosh pit until you’ve been to one of these shows.
I think I know why Muslim Extremists hate Americans so much. It’s because we repeatedly accepted JCVD’s characters as an American with either a Belgian father, a creole accent, or a speech impediment.
All that’s missing is Forest Whitaker on bass.
When I was a kid I was way too young to watch blood sport but it was like some kind of urban myth. no one had ever seen it but everyone knew some one who had and there was always talk about certain parts that for us kids knew didn’t actually exsist but were built up so much. And there was always a kid who’s uncle was going to let them watch it at some point.
I still haven’t actually seen it. Does he really make some guys bone break through the skin?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH – Froggy went a courtin’ and he did ride, c c c c c crambow…
fuck that doesn’t make a lot of sense does it. oh well. work it out.
I know that song; they’re playing ‘Kickstart my Heart’.
"LET DA BOWDEES HIT DA FLUR, LET DA BOWDEES HIT DA FLUR"
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOOOKIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd I e IIIIIIIIII will always love youoooouoooooo!
I got nothing. Now of all times, my incredible encyclopeadic knowledge of music fails me.
Even Better:
That GIF set to Death Metal: http://threeinchesofbloodsport.ytmnd.com/
VanDamme AND Connery: http://cheesecakeremix.ytmnd.com/
Full of win!
You guys just cannot imagine what this sounds like in my imagination!
Well, actually, it’s pretty easy:
EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*BUMP-A-TISH-BUMP-BUMP-BUMPITY-TISH-BUMP-A-TISH-BUMP-BUMP-BUMPITY-TISH*
DOO-DOO-DOO-DA-DOO-DOO!
DOO-DA-DOO! AH-SO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH Freak out! Le freak, c’est chic.
Fek, I didn’t know you liked Bjork.
It looks like music day at JHC/DH’s Retard MMA Academy.
I LIKE TO MAKE WEREWOLF MOVIES!
New up. Warning, may include unhealthy levels of Bay.
When I was in High School my Mom and I stayed up till 1 watching this. I love you Mom.
Michelle, I stayed up till 2 after watching you and your Mom watch this through your living room window. I see where you got your good looks. RRAAWWWRRRR!!!
*Gasp mock indignation!
Where is Ogre from nerds? He should be in the band too! NERDS !!! I HATE NERDS!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH you say you want a revolutio-uh-un….
Bloodsport is the only van damme movie i ever went to the cinema to watch. Christ that must have been a quiet week for releases.
This is from YTMND (turn your speakers down): http://threeinchesofbloodsport.ytmnd.com/
See also: http://www.ytmnd.com/keyword/jean%20claude
And yet, they still suck at Rock Band.
My…Endless Love