After the jump, I’ve got the red-band trailer for Mirrors, the crappy horror movie starring Kiefer Sutherland and Amy Smart. You can see the original trailer here.
Creepy little kids… Creepy things happening in the mirror… Boy, this is shaping up to be the scariest movie of 1978. Plus, they put the Regency and 20th Century Fox logos backwards – because it’s about mirrors, get it?? Let me know if I need to slow down… I think I most identified with the part at the beginning where Keifer says, "The mirrors… they’re so clean!" I’ve often said that, but usually in more of a rueful, why-can’t-there-be-anymore-coke-left sort of way. We’ve all been there.
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Oooh, scare the pants right off your legs!!!!!!
This is why I will only shave with the assistance of a mime.
Warning: This movie is precisely as stupid as it appears.
I’m personally scared of mirrors…and toilets…and walls. If you need me I’ll be putting on my makeup and crapping outside.
ha! this actually looks pretty decent i’ll watch it
PS: kiefers colored wifey looks hot
This movie is going to be as shitty as Chodin’s bathroom mirror.
My little brother popped a zit and left the puss all over this movie.
I’ll watch this. I liked The Hills Have Eyes.
This will be played as a double feature with the new Mathew Fox movie.
I like to look into this movie while I masturbate.
To remain stealthy, the main character wears a tee shirt with the word ‘otto’ printed on it.
i wanna do some blow off this movie
Amy should consider changing her last name.
Well, that Coke is gonna leave a ring if you don’t use a coaster!
Mirror mirror on the wall who’s got the worst agent of them all?
Amy should consider changing her last name.
Or her middle name to "Isn’t".
I don’t trust mirrors so this will probably give me the willies.
The sequels is going to be "srorriM"
Warning: things in this film may suck closer than they really do.
I like movies that make mirrors seem creepy. It reminds me that there are a lot of people dumber than me.
Warning: Keifer Sutherland attempting to act. Stay on the sidewalk.
You know what I have to say to this Movie?
Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman…..Candyman!
New up…
Thank you, sir. I would have been stuck here forever
If I were to buy this movie on DVD and then break it . . . what would happen?
If I were to buy this movie on DVD and then break it . . . what would happen?
Most likely you would be saving yourself 1:59:58 worth of time to get the same amount of enjoyment out of the movie for your $15.
On Friday the 13th i broke a mirror by throwing a black cat into it and ever since then none of the hookers i’ve picked have played "catch" with my man gravy.