Hulk Hogan is taking a break from raising his horrible idiot children to star alongside Kimbo Slice in the 3-D action-adventure Kung Fu U. Don’t quote me on this, but I think the "U" might have a double meaning.
The plot for the film sounds pretty standard. A bunch of well off nerd kids get sent to a special boarding school by their parents where Kimbo and Hulk are the self defense instructors who will teach them to kick ass. [Movie Blog]
If your solution to any of your child’s problems is to send them to live with a pro-wrestler and a giant hairy black guy, your kid’s probably gonna get molested, I mean I’m just sayin. But I’m sure this will be great for Kimbo’s career. In the world of cagefighting, it’s showing your kid-friendly side that really separates the superstars from the wannabes.
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FIST
Get it? Cuz there’s a fist up there? Yeah, I’m laughing too.
Happy Birthday to you,
Now shut the fuck up, you stupid fisting mufucka!
Hogan won’t molest any of the kids because they’re not his.
Is it just me, or does Kimbo look like he belongs in an underground forge hammering away at making magical swords?
Kimbo won’t molest any of the kids because chances are they’re his.
Whatcha gonna do brother, when Hulk Hogan and Kimbo Slice molest wild on you!
Is it just me, or does Hogan look like his tits are trying to get as far away as possible from that scary-ass dome of his?
The Mighty Fek’lhr will definitely
avoidseeingthis movie is Hulk lotions up Kimbo anything like he does his daughter…Kimbo looks like a perfect choice to play Hephaestus in the next Clash of the Titans movie. All’s we gotta do now is break his legs.
GRRR . . . ANCIENT MYTHOLOGY!!!!
If your well-to-do parents send you off to a boarding school to live with these two, I’m pretty sure your name doesn’t appear anywhere in the trust anyway. Chances are they’re just trying to kill you.
Kimbo looks like a perfect choice to play Hephaestus in the next Clash of the Titans movie. All’s we gotta do now is break his legs.
Erswi, the only problem is the speech coach teaching him how not to pronounce it "hey, fist us"
"is" is Klingon for "if" (apparently)
I once watched Mr nanny when I had a fever, I was hallucinating and all sorts of shit. It was crazy. I was pretty young at the time so It wasn’t like I chose to watch it. But then again after Surburban comando I didn’t think Hulk could do any wrong.
John Graziano will star as the practice equipment.
Good catch Donk. And here I thought the problem was gonna be getting the speech coach to teach him to pronounce "God" w/o tapping his chest and pointing to the sky.
Brooke Hogan will play the love interest (to Hulk).
good morning. Now when will these idiots stop doing these kinds of stupid movies?
"John Henry Was a Steel Driving Man."
"Terry Gene Bollea was a self-tanning,
yellow short-short wearing man."
He’s no Don Muraco. that is all.
Don Muraco! TW, you just made my fuckin day, sir.
somebody has to put the old in school and spice, no?
BTK, has Over There gone kaput or something?
Amen brova. Amen.
If they actually release this movie, I’m getting Rampage Jackson & Macho Man Randy Savage together for an answer to their movie. People will probably think it’s a sequel, considering I’m going to call it Kung Fu U 2.
What you gonna do brother, when my teenage son,
RUNS WILD ON YOU!?
Donk, Kung Fu U2? Bono the black belt! GAY-YA!
Fek, Bono teaches you to kick poverty’s ass and The Edge teaches you how to knife-fight.
So what, they went with Kung Fu U because Old School was taken?
Coincidentally, Nick Hogan’s nickname in prison is also "Thunder Lips".
Rondogg, whatchagonnado is . . . you’re gonna lapse into a vegetative state whereby you are 100% dependant on machines to breathe, tubes to feed you and nurses to clean your lifeless body. At least that’s what’s been done historically. I don’t really know what you would do.
Also, Pauly D . . . you shouldn’t use Maronie as an avatar. My sister used Maronie as an avatar once . . . ONCE!
New up (down?)
John Graziano’s forehead will play the spit bucket in the big final fight.
Erswi, you are a fargin icehole for saying that
I thought Nick’s new alias was "Ben Dover".
If only we could find a way to splice their DNA, we could create a whole new race of super hairy tan guys…we could call them Iranian…
The script was penned by Freddie Prinze Jr.
wook,
They like to be called Persian.
TW,
How about Terrorist-American?
OK.
jokers,
Pull the plug and you can have my PSP.
Black Cptain Ahab LOOVES White whales.