Yesterday at Comic-Con’s Red Sonja panel, Robert Rodriguez (Producer), Rose McGowan ("actress"), and Douglas Aarniokoski (director) sat down to answer a bunch of questions. I imagine the first five were "Arnie uh what? How do you spell that?" and the next ten were "So… she’s gonna kill shit with a sword in this, right?"
GRRR, BLACK WHITE AND RED! CHICKS LICKING BLOOD OFF THEIR FACE! THE ORIGINALITY MAKES ME WANT TO SHIT!
Says commenter Eibmoz, "She’s gonna need that sword since she can’t act her way out of a paper bag." According to four out of five dentists, that’s a burn.
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Well, she is a whore after all.
THE ORIGINALITY MAKES ME WANT TO SHIT!
Makes me want to shit blood all over Megan Fox’s mouth.
That sounded way hotter in my head…
Ummm, "Heavenly Sword" for PlayStation 3 called. Carlito wants his hand back.
I can wait for this film.
I went through a 6 month dry spell without sex in my twenties, so waiting for this will be a piece of cake.
So…..what’s her name the rest of the month?
In the banner pic, she looks kind of disappointed that her sowrd STILL tastes like plain old metal. How IRONic!
Speaking of irony, both Sonja AND blood are RED! Who’da thunk?
Green!
Damn you, color blindness…
Because someone needs to say it: Red S2nja
When Red Sonja is sad, I always cheer her up by asking "why so purple?"
So what’s black, white and red all over? Wait, have you guys heard this one?
Nice anagram, too.
Douglas Aarniokoski: I suk a dog in a sak, rolo.
fekkie,
Roses are red too, I hear.
She will need that sword, since she cant act her way out of a wet paper bag.
JHC,
I went through a 20 year dry spell when I was 6 months old, so I’m totally with you.
(frantically checking for typing errors before hitting enter)
TW-are you reading Him a fucking love poem?
Please continue!So what exactly is the point of chainmail armor that covers less of your body than the outfit worm by the average SI swimsuit issue cover model? I would also think that in the heat of battle on that terrain, some sort of shoe would be handy.
I dunno about you, but I smell an Oscar for costume design.
Eib,
She can if it’s on her head and she’s in a dark alley ass up.
She will need that sword, since she cant act her way out of a wet paper bag.
BOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHH
BRB, gotta go score some drugs.
Roses are red, Sonja is too, this movie’s gonna suck, and so do you!
The poster for Brown Sonja is fucking gross.
Protect them titties, Peet.
That was for you , Fek.
If love is hitting someone with a shoe in the head, I’m "all in".
True story: there is no way to tell when Red Sonja is embarrassed.
However, people keep looking at her hands and accusing her of stealing things.
I’d rather see Burnt Sienna Miller.
First question: "So how much silver do you need in your film for it to capture Rose McGowan’s skin?"
Does this mean that later in life, Rose will be on reality tv and a drunk and have sex with a black troll?
I’ve already read the screenplay and its decent up until the end when she inexplicably opens a casino and becomes an alcoholic. Weird.
I’d rather see Red Sonjaa, a story about a boy from Krypton found in Thailand and raised to be a badass martial artist.
She couldn’t lift a letter opener. Look at that mottled belly. LOOK AT IT!
Is it true that in the second half of the movie she’ll have her leg amputated and replaced…with a sword?
Mottled belly makes me think of puppies
Having broken my nose a number of times, I find it’s much sexier to spit one’s own blood.
Stop flirting, Michelle!
Ithese guys cant type with one hand!pf cprse I csn tyoe with pne hanf!
Eib-Thanks a LOT! So much for the nom I was about to give you…
hey, you know it comes from love. and it rhymed
You need 2 things to be red sonja, Hotness and the ability to kick ass. Rose has niether.
Although I would still fuck her. I’m easy like that.
I just want to be loved, is that so wrong? Wait, no…get away from me EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
You just love Him for His body! (You can use the blubber to make candles! Call me, ladies!)
Also it’s not blood on the sword, it’s strawberry sauce. That’s how red sonja got her name, she loved that shit as a kid, she later dyed her hair because red looks good on a poster.
fleckbomb, there aren’t enough tens of
thousands ofdollars to get me to poke something that has had Marilyn Manson’s taint in it.She is not tall enough to be Red Sonja. Im just saying, tall chicks kick ass. Small pasty ones rely on fucking directors.
Rose McGowan is to acting what Stephen Hawking is to the steeplechase.
RIGHT ON!
Do you know what rocks about the old Red Sonja poster? More AHNOLD:
http://www.peeperstv.com/pictures/1108125/arnoldschwarzeneggerredsonja.jpg
New up! More Britney!
*Choding enters thread, covered in blue paint*
Woah, haha, my bad. Wrong thread.
f.y.i. -Â Choding is my cousin from Norway. He’s just been hanging out this week.
I loved the original Red Sonja, mostly because it was way back when Brigitte was still hot, and you got to see her boobs. I’m not really sure about this remake though. I mean, Nielsen was a definate Amazon type chick, where Rose is anything but. I don’t like the casting choice, just because she’s blowing both Rodriguez and Tarrantino.
No, I refuse to make fun of this beautiful poster, I do not accept any of yalls smart alec remarks. You do a friken movie where some mexican casts you as a hoe with a leg for a gun, lick a bum I have jerked off 4 times to this poster and I intend to see this with my jogging pants on on a sunday matinee. Rose Mc whatever the christ gets my five bucks and all the semen I can produce.