GRR, FOOTBALL: THE MOVIE
07.16.08
The video after the jump, called simply MANtage, is nine months old and according to YouTube, already has more than a million views. But before someone sent it to me this morning, I’d never seen it. Some might call me late to the party but to those people I say fuck you, I brought Funions. The same guys have a not-as-funny-but-more-neato take on Kanye West’s "Stronger", which I’ve also included. -Thanks to Tasha for the tip

QAPLAH! His first two Le Deuche customers!!!!
My version of a MAN-tage is an "elephant walk" group photo.
Mine is similar, Rot, but we’re all walking like an Egyptian in our group photo.
My MANtage is all photos of shirtless High School Musical cast members.
MMMMMMMMM CHARDONNAY AND FIST PUPPETS!!!
(posts video on his MySpace and doesn’t give credit to Film Drunk so the ladies will think he found it all by himself)
MANtage is what they’re calling the LOGO-hosted Presidential debate next month.
I had a dream I was wrestling a bear in the dark once.
I woke up next to George The Animal Steele with a sore asshole.
I’m confused, which one was Straight Dave again?
JHC, did he chew your turnbuckle or what?!
I have "Ape Shit" written on the back of my hand too. Only because I was trying to remember to write a joke for the Space Chimps thread.
The manliest thing I’ve ever done, was when I dug up the tree that my parents buried my placenta under.
The second manliest thing I’ve ever done, was when I ate the 23-year-old placenta that I had dug up.
I’m just saying.
The manliest thing I’ve ever done was run a wood chipper while wearing a plaid shirt. Turns out running one while wearing a suit and tie will get you all sorts of unwanted attention.
awwz
*prints page in case worth money in future*