FREDDY PRINZE WE HARDLY KNEW YE
07.31.08
It appears that Freddie Prinze Jr. has retired from acting, at least temporarily, after… wait for it… landing a gig as a writer for the WWE. A moment of silence while I light a candle and pop in my Summer Catch DVD, please.
"Bringing on board an experienced Hollywood writer, actor and producer like Freddie Prinze, Jr. will only increase the level of entertainment to millions of viewers and passionate WWE fans every Monday on USA," said Chris McCumber, Executive Vice President, Marketing Digital & Brand Strategy, USA Network. [WWE:Inside]
Prinze has already worked with the WWE as a blogger with their Fan Nation site, and is a reportedly a huge fan of the WWE, which doesn’t surprise me. He’s always seemed like the kind of guy that sleeps in a racecar bed. They should do a cage match between him and Ryan Seacrest, both in their Spider-Man underwear, winner gets the loser’s Fruit Roll-ups. Loser has to kiss a girl on the mouth.
Thanks to Burnsy for the tip
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I have a confession to make. I haven’t watched wrestling in like 3 weeks.
Ha, Summer Catch, what a turd.
So, all men named Prinze peak young. No wonder Freddy Sr offed himself.
Now we can expect even more sexual tension when big, sweaty men in tights stare each other down.
Fek,
What a coincidence. They’ve been showing Ready To Rumble for the last three weeks.
He’s already signed Seth Green to manage the luchadors.
Why is this showing as the second to story down on my screen? Why? Tell me.
In my day it was called the WWF and when a cross-eyed hillbilly hit a mulleted fat guy with a 2×4, we called it "athleticism."
cause no one really cares. they are surprised he is still alive
Why is this showing as the second to story down on my screen? Why? Tell me.
Aflac, would you put Freddie Prinze Jr. on top of Kimbo & Hogan? It just feels more natural this way.
Personally I feel like he really lit up the screen in Wing Commander. Really stole the show from Matthew Liliard, that french sounding russian guy, and that chick named after a spice.
Sarah Michelle Gellar will make special appearances as Freddie’s beard.
coriander?
Well, that settles it. Sorry Keanu Reeves, the last of your competition quit. You’re officially now the most gay bad actor left in Hollywood.
Freddie Prinze Jr. was to acting what Freddie Prinze Jr. is to wrestling.
Thanks, Burnsy, now I don’t have to say that when Kimbo Slice eventually works his way into the WWE (and really, who doubts that’s his predestined career arc), he’ll still only have the second best looking beard in the sport.
I didn’t know he was actually BLOGGING for them. OMG. I’m just at a loss for words on this.
How long before Prinze writes himself into the script so that he can get powerbombed repeatedly?
Giving Prinze the power to create stories in which he gets to act out being face to face with another man’s scrotum is like taking your kids to daycare at the Neverland Ranch.
Neverland Ranch has a daycare? Anybody know if they do Sleepover Saturdays once a
monthweek or so?Freddie Prinze Jr. was to acting what Freddie Prinze
Jr.Sriwas towrestlingquaalude addiction.FIXED.
Erswi, they don’t have Sleepover Saturdays, but they do lock-ins pretty regularly.
AWE. SOME!
Freddie Prinze Jr. is to acting what Owen Hart is to wrestling.
…a flop
It’s a good thing Freddy Prinze Sr. already shot himself.
New butt sniffing up.
So what i take from this post that is if you blog about something frequent enough, then that something will recognize you and in turn employ you?
Blog about it and it shall come true. So let it be written so let it be done. What a douchbag, but what’s a guy to do with a gayface like that, wrestling or porn are his only two options really.
His wrestling name is The Actor Formerly Known As Prinze.