FIRST TRAILER FOR MAX PAYNE
07.10.08
Max Payne is a videogame that was heavily influenced by John Woo movies, with a plot very similar to the Crow (junkies kill main character’s wife and daughter during a home invasion, main character vows revenge on the drug ring responsible). The main differences are that Max Payne isn’t dead, and the mob he’s tracking is more into the Satanic/supernatural.
The movie adaptation stars Mark Wahlberg and was directed by John Moore. Just to recap, it’s a movie based on a videogame based on movies. And the director was previously responsible for a remake of The Omen, Flight of the Phoenix, and Behind Enemy Lines. But I’m sure it will be good because Sticky Fingaz is in it. He’s like the Al Pacino of early 90s rappers.
Oh hey, who wants to guess what colors the poster for this will be?
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Was hOwie is Dad?
He doesn’t just feel pain…he feels it feels it.
Man, that Mark Wahlberg is one talented actor. Did you guys see him in that crazy, mindblowing flick "The Happening"?
No bigger bang for my buck than that boy right there…
Deathwish lite.
LH,
Hope there was the ol’ Diner popcorn trick when you went to see that.
SLAAAAAM!
Oh, I get it. We see Serious Cat in the Window Payne…..
You just blew my mind Lance.
they shoulda called this:
El Marky Mark vs. los narco-satanicos
"Sticky Fingaz" was my nickname when I was in the Sticky Bandits.
Marky Mark needs to mark it zero.
Wat,
it was already taken.
PD,
not "Stinky Fingaz"?!
Tengo, that’s another story for another day.
*Pauly walks away, "The Lonely Man" is heard playing*
Excuse me, for example, I’m the inspiration of a WHOLE GENERATION!!
And unless you got 10 sticky fingaz it’s an immitation A FIGMENT OF YO’ IMAGINATION!!!
but but but wait, it gets worse!!!
I’d rather watch a Max Headroom feature film.
Fek would rather watch a Max Hardcore feature.
White Dynomite! BTW did anybody point out on the other thread that black dynomite always explodes 10-18 minutes late?
I’d rather watch a Max Weinberg feature.
I’d like to leave Tucker Max in pain.
I’d rather watch a Tucker Max feature.
So is Serious Cat the God guy or bad on this stright to DVD flick?
Duke: …when it bothers to a’splode at all.
*redacts prior comment*
I didn’t see any Sticky Fingaz, but I did spot a Ludacris.
Didn’t Mark Wahlberg just say something about turning down movie roles he thought sucked?
That’s it, I’m off the fence on this guy and his exciting-as-a-plank-of-wood-acting.
FUCK MARKY
MIKEMARK!I am still waiting for a period piece on Pax Maine — the little-known moment in history when the land of lobsters ruled most of the western hemisphere with an enlightened and prosperous reign of peace.
-starring Keira Knightley, of course.
ok guys ive said this many times before but im dead serious this time:
I would like to have sexual relations with Keira Knightley
I think Marky Mark sounds more like a gay phone sex operator than Max Payne.
I’ll wait for the porn version, Max Poon.
"Yeah, yeah, I’m lickin’ ya balls"
No Payne, no pain.
I think Mark Wahlberg just takes roles that Keanu Reeves turns down.
I’m still waiting on the live action movie starring Monty Max.
I’ll wait for the dorky, comedic spoof – Max Rainn.
Sooo… Am I the only one that thinks it looks good? *Looks around…hangs head in shame.
Chino knows the truth!
New up, Pussies
Emmalee, I’d rather tell a room full of swimsuit models that I have erectile dysfunction than tell anybody I was looking forward to this movie.
Neither of those are true of course. Guys?
Guys?
i saw the trailer emma and it reminded me somewhat of constantine which i enjoyed so I’ll probably check this one out too
Marlo (Jamie Hector) should be the lead and not some Haitian with a trailer monologue. Everyone knows that street-smart hustler has earned countless accolades for being able to take bodies and introduce them to floors, streets, sidewalks, and gutters. It would be called "Blax Payne: My Name is My Name"
in all fairness Vince.. the box art for the games were black/red/white.. i thought this would be an easy game->movie transition…. since the games themselves were so awesome story wise. oh well.
DAMMIT i love serious cat!
PAULY SAID NEW UP!!!!!!
It’s PG-13 (quoted by Marky Mark & Mila Kunis per Wikipedia).
Gee, I wonder what happened the last time a Rated "M" video game was made into a PG-13 movie?
See, Watanabex has my back!! Still, no?? Awww… Damn…
Isn’t Max Payne on trial for indecency in Flordia?
Marlo Stanfield? Dare I say ‘sign me up?’
what are video games?
trick question… ‘black’ isn’t a color.
I like it that they cast Ludacris for a role that’s a 50 year old white guy in the games…