The other day, Oddee.com had a feature called “The 10 Funniest Homeless signs ever”. Interestingly, almost half of them feature movie references. I’m not sure demonstrating the amount of free time and resources necessary to build a storm trooper costume is the best way to prove that you’ve been reduced to begging for handouts through no fault of your own. But if there’s a God up there who’s not a total prick, this is how Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer will end up someday.
Little known fact about homeless people: If you strangle a homeless person just as you’re about to climax, it makes for a much more intense orgasm. It’s really a thrill, I think everyone should try hoboerotic asphyxiation. Also: If you give spare change to a homeless standing near a water fountain, you can shove him in and make a wish. Two birds with one stone!